Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up

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  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,346
    pinno said:

    Nothing like really good mash.
    Best served with sausages cooked in an onion and one sauce.

    I have spuds growing in the garden. They'll make top mash.


    Good, but I think even better with liver & bacon.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    Ooh, Not liver.

    There's something about Liver. It's just wrong. I don't mind the smell when it's cooking but the taste.
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  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    pinno said:

    I still haven't sourced any of those rubber biscuits yet.

    🎵Load up, load up, load up the ru-u-ubber biscuits
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    I watched the Zwift cycle race last night, the one which had Chris Froome racing against various other sporties and celebs.

    I liked that former Spice Girl Mel C, managed to absolutely trounce professional football player, Steph Houghton.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    Watching the "return to hope & glory" types being confronted by Churchill's past.
    Especially so if they have displayed woke tendencies.
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    capt_slog said:

    I watched the Zwift cycle race last night, the one which had Chris Froome racing against various other sporties and celebs.

    I liked that former Spice Girl Mel C, managed to absolutely trounce professional football player, Steph Houghton.

    She's done a bit of triathlon in the past.
  • It sucks when I need to do something to my bike but it turns out I haven't the right tool. So I go online and order it. Acquiring new tools, particularly the more specialised ones such as bearing tools feels good. I think it's a guy thing. Women will have the same feeling from shopping.
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569

    mrfpb said:

    Related. The number of diet "experts" on TV and online that express shock that bread has sugar on the ingredients list. Perhaps making bread will enlighten them.

    can't say i've ever added sugar to a bread dough.

    Can't stand baking though.

    Cooking - great. Baking. Awful.
    How did you activate the yeast?
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    mrfpb said:

    mrfpb said:

    Related. The number of diet "experts" on TV and online that express shock that bread has sugar on the ingredients list. Perhaps making bread will enlighten them.

    can't say i've ever added sugar to a bread dough.

    Can't stand baking though.

    Cooking - great. Baking. Awful.
    How did you activate the yeast?
    Doesn't need sugar, the flour will do it in my experience. Some recipes have you mix the yeast with a little water and around a teaspoon of sugar for 10 mins or so I guess. I doubt the experts were shocked over a teaspoon in a loaf though.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    mrfpb said:

    mrfpb said:

    Related. The number of diet "experts" on TV and online that express shock that bread has sugar on the ingredients list. Perhaps making bread will enlighten them.

    can't say i've ever added sugar to a bread dough.

    Can't stand baking though.

    Cooking - great. Baking. Awful.
    How did you activate the yeast?
    Seems to work fine without it.

    I'm no bread making connoisseur but I've not seen any recipes for savoury bread with sugar.

    Stand by it though. Baking is awful.

    Then again, I struggle to have opinions on bread.I know the difference, just it doesn't seem to have a view to differentiated opinions on it, which for me, is fairly remarkable.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973

    mrfpb said:

    mrfpb said:

    Related. The number of diet "experts" on TV and online that express shock that bread has sugar on the ingredients list. Perhaps making bread will enlighten them.

    can't say i've ever added sugar to a bread dough.

    Can't stand baking though.

    Cooking - great. Baking. Awful.
    How did you activate the yeast?
    Seems to work fine without it.

    I'm no bread making connoisseur but I've not seen any recipes for savoury bread with sugar.

    Stand by it though. Baking is awful.

    Then again, I struggle to have opinions on bread.I know the difference, just it doesn't seem to have a view to differentiated opinions on it, which for me, is fairly remarkable.
    The amount of sugar added to a loaf sounds a lot but I think it would be difficult to taste it. Perhaps it's that the yeasts go for the sugars first and they get used up?
    But then again, the sugar is often there to make a crispier crust, so maybe not :)



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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,694
    capt_slog said:

    mrfpb said:

    mrfpb said:

    Related. The number of diet "experts" on TV and online that express shock that bread has sugar on the ingredients list. Perhaps making bread will enlighten them.

    can't say i've ever added sugar to a bread dough.

    Can't stand baking though.

    Cooking - great. Baking. Awful.
    How did you activate the yeast?
    Seems to work fine without it.

    I'm no bread making connoisseur but I've not seen any recipes for savoury bread with sugar.

    Stand by it though. Baking is awful.

    Then again, I struggle to have opinions on bread.I know the difference, just it doesn't seem to have a view to differentiated opinions on it, which for me, is fairly remarkable.
    The amount of sugar added to a loaf sounds a lot but I think it would be difficult to taste it. Perhaps it's that the yeasts go for the sugars first and they get used up?
    But then again, the sugar is often there to make a crispier crust, so maybe not :)

    The sugar content in bread (rolls) used in the fast food places is high specifically so that toasting makes them caramelise more and quicker. That crust then slows the roll going soggy from fat soaking off the burger pattie while it sits in the warming trays waiting for sale. I vaguely recall a sugar content figure of about 10% in the bread recipe.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316

    capt_slog said:

    mrfpb said:

    mrfpb said:

    Related. The number of diet "experts" on TV and online that express shock that bread has sugar on the ingredients list. Perhaps making bread will enlighten them.

    can't say i've ever added sugar to a bread dough.

    Can't stand baking though.

    Cooking - great. Baking. Awful.
    How did you activate the yeast?
    Seems to work fine without it.

    I'm no bread making connoisseur but I've not seen any recipes for savoury bread with sugar.

    Stand by it though. Baking is awful.

    Then again, I struggle to have opinions on bread.I know the difference, just it doesn't seem to have a view to differentiated opinions on it, which for me, is fairly remarkable.
    The amount of sugar added to a loaf sounds a lot but I think it would be difficult to taste it. Perhaps it's that the yeasts go for the sugars first and they get used up?
    But then again, the sugar is often there to make a crispier crust, so maybe not :)

    The sugar content in bread (rolls) used in the fast food places is high specifically so that toasting makes them caramelise more and quicker. That crust then slows the roll going soggy from fat soaking off the burger pattie while it sits in the warming trays waiting for sale. I vaguely recall a sugar content figure of about 10% in the bread recipe.
    That came about after the deployment of the 'clam shell' grills at the big McBurger outlets. I worked there as a student.
    The old meat griddles gave you 3mins to toast and prepare the bun but the new clam shells cooked the meat patties in 30 seconds and to time it, the burger were given a higher sugar content to toast quicker.
    I think Burger King still uses flame grills and it would be interesting to see if their buns have less sugar than MacD's.
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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,694
    pinno said:

    capt_slog said:

    mrfpb said:

    mrfpb said:

    Related. The number of diet "experts" on TV and online that express shock that bread has sugar on the ingredients list. Perhaps making bread will enlighten them.

    can't say i've ever added sugar to a bread dough.

    Can't stand baking though.

    Cooking - great. Baking. Awful.
    How did you activate the yeast?
    Seems to work fine without it.

    I'm no bread making connoisseur but I've not seen any recipes for savoury bread with sugar.

    Stand by it though. Baking is awful.

    Then again, I struggle to have opinions on bread.I know the difference, just it doesn't seem to have a view to differentiated opinions on it, which for me, is fairly remarkable.
    The amount of sugar added to a loaf sounds a lot but I think it would be difficult to taste it. Perhaps it's that the yeasts go for the sugars first and they get used up?
    But then again, the sugar is often there to make a crispier crust, so maybe not :)

    The sugar content in bread (rolls) used in the fast food places is high specifically so that toasting makes them caramelise more and quicker. That crust then slows the roll going soggy from fat soaking off the burger pattie while it sits in the warming trays waiting for sale. I vaguely recall a sugar content figure of about 10% in the bread recipe.
    That came about after the deployment of the 'clam shell' grills at the big McBurger outlets. I worked there as a student.
    The old meat griddles gave you 3mins to toast and prepare the bun but the new clam shells cooked the meat patties in 30 seconds and to time it, the burger were given a higher sugar content to toast quicker.
    I think Burger King still uses flame grills and it would be interesting to see if their buns have less sugar than MacD's.
    I was the Oz Supply Chain Manager for Burger King local operations back at the end of the 80’s. My comment refers to the specifications for the bread rolls we had baked specifically for us - 80 million dozen a year back then. No idea what the spec for Macca’s was.
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    I have been in a McDonalds 4 times:
    in Brussels in 1987 because my (numptie) boss had a massive Belgian beer hangover and needed one of those things rather than proper food;
    in Budapest in 1990 in what had once been a railway terminus with the locals coz that was cool, then, apparently;
    in San Francisco in 1995 as my then 4yo daughter wanted some fries and a fizzy drink;
    in Milton Park services off the A34 in 2001 with a minibus full of 11 year olds on a birthday excursion.

    In none of those did I partake of the "meat" products on offer.

    I have never been in a Burger King.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    orraloon said:

    I have been in a McDonalds 4 times:
    in Brussels in 1987 because my (numptie) boss had a massive Belgian beer hangover and needed one of those things rather than proper food;
    in Budapest in 1990 in what had once been a railway terminus with the locals coz that was cool, then, apparently;
    in San Francisco in 1995 as my then 4yo daughter wanted some fries and a fizzy drink;
    in Milton Park services off the A34 in 2001 with a minibus full of 11 year olds on a birthday excursion.

    In none of those did I partake of the "meat" products on offer.

    I have never been in a Burger King.

    Someone get this man a statue
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  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218

    Acquiring new tools, particularly the more specialised ones such as bearing tools feels good. I think it's a guy thing

    I'm not sure about it being specialised tools, but good quality tools that just work and you know they're going to last from the way they feel.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    pangolin said:

    orraloon said:

    I have been in a McDonalds 4 times:
    in Brussels in 1987 because my (numptie) boss had a massive Belgian beer hangover and needed one of those things rather than proper food;
    in Budapest in 1990 in what had once been a railway terminus with the locals coz that was cool, then, apparently;
    in San Francisco in 1995 as my then 4yo daughter wanted some fries and a fizzy drink;
    in Milton Park services off the A34 in 2001 with a minibus full of 11 year olds on a birthday excursion.

    In none of those did I partake of the "meat" products on offer.

    I have never been in a Burger King.

    Someone get this man a statue
    It'll only get pulled down in 100 years or so.
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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    Finding this everyday street scene in York amongst some old digital scans.



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    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    On my way back to station (after a positive Eye Hospital clinic check up) seeing a lady cyclist passing wearing a loose fitting white cottony top and a long white cottony skirt. Oxford cool innit. Except that by that time it was raining quite heavily. Interesting.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    My wife getting back into baking.
    Scones and cakes can now be had either post ride, or mid ride should I choose.
    Bonus feature. Going back in time to being a child to lick the spoon and bowl.
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    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    orraloon said:

    On my way back to station (after a positive Eye Hospital clinic check up) seeing a lady cyclist passing wearing a loose fitting white cottony top and a long white cottony skirt. Oxford cool innit. Except that by that time it was raining quite heavily. Interesting.

    Mmm...
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  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,346
    orraloon said:

    I have been in a McDonalds 4 times:
    in Brussels in 1987 because my (numptie) boss had a massive Belgian beer hangover and needed one of those things rather than proper food;
    in Budapest in 1990 in what had once been a railway terminus with the locals coz that was cool, then, apparently;
    in San Francisco in 1995 as my then 4yo daughter wanted some fries and a fizzy drink;
    in Milton Park services off the A34 in 2001 with a minibus full of 11 year olds on a birthday excursion.

    In none of those did I partake of the "meat" products on offer.

    I have never been in a Burger King.


    Roughly the same for me. I think a couple of times in London, once somewhere between the Jura mountains and Annecy, because we were almost hypothermic (hot chocolate was a cup of hot water and a sachet of powder), and once for a coffee en route to Wales. Every time I think they can't be as bad as I remember it, and every time they are just as bad. The £1 espresso was the best bit, mainly as it was cheap.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    edited June 2020
    Wrong thread.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867

    orraloon said:

    I have been in a McDonalds 4 times:
    in Brussels in 1987 because my (numptie) boss had a massive Belgian beer hangover and needed one of those things rather than proper food;
    in Budapest in 1990 in what had once been a railway terminus with the locals coz that was cool, then, apparently;
    in San Francisco in 1995 as my then 4yo daughter wanted some fries and a fizzy drink;
    in Milton Park services off the A34 in 2001 with a minibus full of 11 year olds on a birthday excursion.

    In none of those did I partake of the "meat" products on offer.

    I have never been in a Burger King.


    Roughly the same for me. I think a couple of times in London, once somewhere between the Jura mountains and Annecy, because we were almost hypothermic (hot chocolate was a cup of hot water and a sachet of powder), and once for a coffee en route to Wales. Every time I think they can't be as bad as I remember it, and every time they are just as bad. The £1 espresso was the best bit, mainly as it was cheap.
    some years ago I took my hangover into a service station and bought a coffee from Burgerking. After taking a sip I returned to the counter to ask for a replacement as this one was tasted awful. The youngster behind the counter replied "no point mate it will just taste the same"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    orraloon said:
    Vid here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkyQwo6BQOs

    Then I got distracted by the Col Collection; Tourmalet, Luz Ardiden etc...
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    :smiley:

    Basically that's the Viz 'Top Tips' section from the comic moved online.
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  • orraloon said:

    I have been in a McDonalds 4 times:
    in Brussels in 1987 because my (numptie) boss had a massive Belgian beer hangover and needed one of those things rather than proper food;
    in Budapest in 1990 in what had once been a railway terminus with the locals coz that was cool, then, apparently;
    in San Francisco in 1995 as my then 4yo daughter wanted some fries and a fizzy drink;
    in Milton Park services off the A34 in 2001 with a minibus full of 11 year olds on a birthday excursion.

    In none of those did I partake of the "meat" products on offer.

    I have never been in a Burger King.

    Similarly I did three McDonalds in three different countries in one day on a bike trip last year and it was glorious. I like how they have the local twist with country specific beers & products in each.

    Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up indeed, I was most pleased with myself then and still am now. Which has made me think, how many McDonalds in different countries could I do in a day? Is there a world record for this?