Bottom Bracket captions.

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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    The winner of the new Bottom Bracket captions (formally known as Cake Stop captions) is Cleat Eastwood with this simple, down to earth effort.

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    Sod.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    and now for something completely similar

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    winner - if anyones still here - on friday.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
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  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    and now for something completely similar

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    winner - if anyones still here - on friday.
    Contrary to belief, Aggies spankbank was on the third floor
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
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    Fireman Sam looking up an old friend.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    After 6 hours at 700W, Bhima's turbo trainer finally gave up.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    When the call came in that there was major incident at the YMCA, the crack rescue team was immediately dispatched
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    Still naked from the moderators' meeting, Rick was lucky to get out of the BikeRadar Towers alive. The fire brigade reported that the source of the fire had been traced to a 'steaming pile of sanctimonious crap that gets very heated for no apparent reason', also known as Commuting Chat.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    Dave misunderstood the very basic instructions: 'In the event of a fire, give the firemen a ring'.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    I can see Uranus and a black hole, quipped the thoughtless fireman
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
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    Cheggers Plays Pop
  • rhext
    rhext Posts: 1,639
    and now for something completely similar

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    winner - if anyones still here - on friday.

    Right, brace yourself, I'm going in!
  • me-109
    me-109 Posts: 1,915
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    I Know the fire is hot, but I'm still cold ..... OK?!
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Me-109 wrote:
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    The introduction of a "Sudden Death Phase" in the World Fart Lighting Championships meant there could be only one winner...
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Ok, according to my Time its nearly friday. I laughed out loud at this and to be honest I could have given the award there and then. Well played, take it away GiantMike for this beauty...
    GiantMike wrote:
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    Dave misunderstood the very basic instructions: 'In the event of a fire, give the firemen a ring'.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    OMG. My Mum will be proud. I'm off t Mountain Mayhem to get properly rained on. In the meantime propose a suitably funny caption for this beauty.

    JUDGING ON SUNDAY EVENING

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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    GiantMike wrote:
    OMG. My Mum will be proud. I'm off t Mountain Mayhem to get properly rained on. In the meantime propose a suitably funny caption for this beauty.

    JUDGING ON SUNDAY EVENING

    Caroline+Wozniacki+between+the+legs+funny+tennis+shot.JPG

    Stikky Vikky manged to find her tennis raquet just in time.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,096
    GiantMike wrote:
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    "Mmm.. this thing could double up as a fart splitter..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    GiantMike wrote:

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    Tennis authorities reject claims that they are ignoring the increasing levels of grunting in ladies tennis
  • ocdupalais
    ocdupalais Posts: 4,314
    GiantMike wrote:
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    Since the official decree that tennis is dull and should therefore be banned, the authorities were content that the inaugural 'How Many Sulphorous Eggs Can You Take Up Fired Up The Jacksie?' had been a success.

    Venus Williams (above) was declared the winner before the competition was stopped on medical grounds.

    In related news; Donnay retract sponsorship...
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    GiantMike wrote:
    OMG. My Mum will be proud. I'm off t Mountain Mayhem to get properly rained on. In the meantime propose a suitably funny caption for this beauty.

    JUDGING ON SUNDAY EVENING

    Caroline+Wozniacki+between+the+legs+funny+tennis+shot.JPG
    History was made in the tennis world today when the first hole in one is scored.
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
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    Radical new spaghetti machine invented.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    nathancom wrote:
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    .

    This mirror's f*ckin' useless!
  • ocdupalais
    ocdupalais Posts: 4,314
    GiantMike wrote:
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    Indolent Britney Shackleton may well have deserved that kick up the bum: but the thought of her dad having to hop down the shops on only one snow-shoe made her laugh. Especially in this weather.

    "I reckon I'll have untangled this from my pubes well before he gets back", she chuckled.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    random man wrote:
    This mirror's f*ckin' useless!

    Comedy Gold. Random Man, over to you......
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    GiantMike wrote:
    random man wrote:
    This mirror's f*ckin' useless!

    Comedy Gold. Random Man, over to you......

    Thank you. Unfortunately this does mean having to find a picture - I may be some time.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    random man wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    random man wrote:
    This mirror's f*ckin' useless!

    Comedy Gold. Random Man, over to you......

    Thank you. Unfortunately this does mean having to find a picture - I may be some time.

    Do you want any help mate? :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    edited June 2012
    Here we go, winner will be announced on Tuesday evening at 8pm sharp (possibly).

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  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
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