Music you're most allergic to
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Cliff Richard, always makes me change the station, sometimes even stop the car and just sit contemplating mankinds existence at the side of the road.
Bryan Adams
Most if not all of X factor0 -
'Dance' music when played anywhere other than in a club.
Other than that I was relieved when Macy Grey stopped being in fashion as her voice made me grind my teeth down to stubs!0 -
+ 1 Jazz
I live in Newark on Trent. lots of fantastic places mainly by the riverside to eat drink and socialise, but this town has a god foresaken habit of spoiling any establishment with Sh*t Jazz.
Musical Masturbation thats the best description I ve heard of it, and the last thing I want during a quite pint is some protenscious Wa*ker jacking off in the room.0 -
A whiter Shade Of Pale by Procol Harem,anything by Gilbert O'sullivan. The Smiths, Jazz of any sort, Crooning, all boy bands,all Britains got talent type girl bands. Yee ha Country and Western.0
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The Smiths, more specifically Morrisey.
U2. I once went to see the film Rattle and Hum with a group of Danish au pairs, my charm didn't work and they got the hump with me snoring through the film.
Coldplay, and other purveyors of ditchwater dull dirges.0 -
CiB wrote:My kids were asking last night what's the longest song I know cos they've heard some bit of pop tat that goes on for over 6 minutes apparently. Told em about the joys of Emerson Lake & Palmer, Yes, Rush etc doing tracks that last the entire side of an LP. Cue "what's an LP?..."
When my eldest was five (he's now 20 so it wasn't yesterday), we were moving house and he came across my stash of albums as they were getting boxed up, after being stored in the loft for ages. "Wow Dad" he said "look at the size of these CD's....!"
Groan... the yoof of today. (Cue Monty Python "when I were a lad.." sketch...)"Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
Mark Twain0 -
Blacktemplar wrote:CiB wrote:My kids were asking last night what's the longest song I know cos they've heard some bit of pop tat that goes on for over 6 minutes apparently. Told em about the joys of Emerson Lake & Palmer, Yes, Rush etc doing tracks that last the entire side of an LP. Cue "what's an LP?..."
When my eldest was five (he's now 20 so it wasn't yesterday), we were moving house and he came across my stash of albums as they were getting boxed up, after being stored in the loft for ages. "Wow Dad" he said "look at the size of these CD's....!"
Groan... the yoof of today. (Cue Monty Python "when I were a lad.." sketch...)
Seriously?
Jeez man, educate your kids! :P
I was having pubescent arguments with my mate about the virtues of vinyl over CD over MP3 when I was 15 (2003).0 -
Blacktemplar wrote:CiB wrote:My kids were asking last night what's the longest song I know cos they've heard some bit of pop tat that goes on for over 6 minutes apparently. Told em about the joys of Emerson Lake & Palmer, Yes, Rush etc doing tracks that last the entire side of an LP. Cue "what's an LP?..."
When my eldest was five (he's now 20 so it wasn't yesterday), we were moving house and he came across my stash of albums as they were getting boxed up, after being stored in the loft for ages. "Wow Dad" he said "look at the size of these CD's....!"
Groan... the yoof of today. (Cue Monty Python "when I were a lad.." sketch...)
well i went to mates art exhibition about the glories of the mixtape - i said to this girl ' can you remember any tracks of the first mixtape you ever did' she said 'i'm only 26 i never had cassettes' eek.The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
Hovering over the big red record button on the Casette player waiting for the optimum moment to record the songs you loved from the charts on a Sunday afternoon, just praying that DLT , Mike Read or whoever it was in the day wouldnt cut in before the end and youd got it on the C90.
Napster's got nothing on that , now thats real Pirate material.0 -
Oasis"A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"
PTP Runner Up 20150 -
Cleat Eastwood wrote:well i went to mates art exhibition about the glories of the mixtape - i said to this girl ' can you remember any tracks of the first mixtape you ever did' she said 'i'm only 26 i never had cassettes' eek.
I believe that's polite speak for 'leave me alone, you're old enough to be my Dad!'0 -
Cornerblock wrote:Cleat Eastwood wrote:well i went to mates art exhibition about the glories of the mixtape - i said to this girl ' can you remember any tracks of the first mixtape you ever did' she said 'i'm only 26 i never had cassettes' eek.
I believe that's polite speak for 'leave me alone, you're old enough to be my Dad!'
hehe, or the fact that I was demonstrating using her nips how to switch from FM to AMThe dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
Cleat Eastwood wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Cleat Eastwood wrote:well i went to mates art exhibition about the glories of the mixtape - i said to this girl ' can you remember any tracks of the first mixtape you ever did' she said 'i'm only 26 i never had cassettes' eek.
I believe that's polite speak for 'leave me alone, you're old enough to be my Dad!'
hehe, or the fact that I was demonstrating using her nips how to switch from FM to AM
You have to play with the aerial too sometimes.0 -
Snow Patrol
Athlete
Muse
The Beatles
U2
I'm gonna let Pixie Lott off though
Agree with Rick Chasey re Eminem, although I hate rap."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Coldplay
Most music which identifies itself as "indie"
Most Jazz (have heard some I liked, I think, once a long time ago)!You live and learn. At any rate, you live0 -
Most types of music will always provide one example of how it should be done properly..
i.e Country....Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton
Jazz....Herbie Hancock
Prog....Pink Floyd
However, beyond redemption bands....Savage Garden and Divine Comedy0 -
Radiohead
cheer up you miserable twunts.... A punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet ?0 -
Michael Buble
Robbie Williams
Oasis0 -
the beatles and rammstein
never heard owt by rammstein like, can just tell though0 -
Anything played too loudly by twunts in cars which have been pimped by Halfords.0
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Flight of the bumble bee (Arthur Askey) plays havoc with my hay fever.Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
Experimental Jazz and R'n'B. 8)0
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I have to expand my list..............
Craig David.
Robbie Williams.
Alexandra Burke.
Sting.
Cliff Richard.
Katie Melhua.
Oasis, after the first album turned into whiney guitar cackola.
Coldplay, just not getting it.
Keane.
Travis.
Runrig.......there are 2 types os scots, those who like Runrig and those who have taste.
Cher LLoyd.
N Dubz.
Taio Cruz.
Chipmunk. I would actually slap him. Hard.
Chris de Burgh.
Luther van Dross.
Boyz2men.
Maroon 5.
Madonna.
Westlife and all other boy vocal bands, too many to mention.
Simply Red.
I could go on, but you may be bored by now.
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dmclite-2.0 wrote:I have to expand my list..............
Craig David.
Robbie Williams.
Alexandra Burke.
Sting.
Cliff Richard.
Katie Melhua.
Oasis, after the first album turned into whiney guitar cackola.
Coldplay, just not getting it.
Keane.
Travis.
Runrig.......there are 2 types os scots, those who like Runrig and those who have taste.
Cher LLoyd.
N Dubz.
Taio Cruz.
Chipmunk. I would actually slap him. Hard.
Chris de Burgh.
Luther van Dross.
Boyz2men.
Maroon 5.
Madonna.
Westlife and all other boy vocal bands, too many to mention.
Simply Red.
I could go on, but you may be bored by now.
You missed out M People0 -
dmclite 2.0 has all the best ones already. Spot on re: Oasis too: 1 Great Album, numerous crap ones.
Scotland produced Runrig and The Proclaimers. But they also produced Teenage Fanclub, Mogwai, Jesus and Mary Chain and loads more good-uns.
Whoever said Beautiful South is on the money too. Twee beyond belief.0 -
I'll keep my list short.
Oasis
Coldplay0 -
U2
R&B
Anything by angry black people or angry white chavs (it's all the same stuff !!)
Cold Play
Manufactured X-Factor sh!te
That donut Robbie Williams
That donut Liam Gallaghar
U2 (they're bad enough to mention twice)Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
Aggieboy wrote:Snow Patrol
Athlete
Muse
The Beatles
U2
I'm gonna let Pixie Lott off though
Agree with Rick Chasey re Eminem, although I hate rap.
eeerm.............. +1 Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
simply red 1000 times. If I had 5 bullets to do away with the worst musicians ever I'd shoot Mick Hucknall 5 times just to be sure.
Then I'd club Bono to death with the gun butt.
Maroon 5, Oasis, The Beatles, any of the TV talent show gop, disco. the Whitney houston/Mariah Carey/Beyonce wailing noises, stevie wonder, funk.0 -
Hymns, hip-hop and the Hare Krishna chant.0
