Mates rates; services you can offer other forumites

SimonAH

Thread to post any skills you have that may be of interest to others on here.
Please work by quoting and edit appropriately so that the last post becomes a directory. I've entered a couple of headings to kick things off - add your own as you see fit.

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SimonAH Woodwork and cabinet making; design and build small items of bespoke furniture.
SimonAH Welding (MIG) and general engineering.

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veronese68

SimonAH wrote:

Thread to post any skills you have that may be of interest to others on here.
Please work by quoting and edit appropriately so that the last post becomes a directory. I've entered a couple of headings to kick things off - add your own as you see fit.

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SimonAH Woodwork and cabinet making; design and build small items of bespoke furniture.
SimonAH Welding (MIG) and general engineering.
Veronese68. Happy to help with general tinkering if I can. Car, bicycle or motorcycle.

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Veronese68 Parts for Triumph, MG, Mini and MX5, oh and Moggy Minor.

Gussio

I can make people disappear.

mrc1

Really good idea - quite a few forumites have already booked with us and we will do the best prices possible for fellow commuters. We will soon be in need of some help with video production/editing so if you have the skills get in touch and we can do a swap!

SimonAH wrote:

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SimonAH Woodwork and cabinet making; design and build small items of bespoke furniture.
SimonAH Welding (MIG) and general engineering.
Veronese68. Happy to help with general tinkering if I can. Car, bicycle or motorcycle.

IT

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mrc1 - Le Domestique Tours - Cycling tours in the Alps and Pyrenees and UK team race days.

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Veronese68 Parts for Triumph, MG, Mini and MX5, oh and Moggy Minor.

Gussio

Veronese68 wrote:

SimonAH wrote:

Thread to post any skills you have that may be of interest to others on here.
Please work by quoting and edit appropriately so that the last post becomes a directory. I've entered a couple of headings to kick things off - add your own as you see fit.

CREATIVE

FINANCIAL

GENERAL
SimonAH Woodwork and cabinet making; design and build small items of bespoke furniture.
SimonAH Welding (MIG) and general engineering.
Veronese68. Happy to help with general tinkering if I can. Car, bicycle or motorcycle.
Gussio Bike maintenance workspace in Richmond - happy for others to use if they are space-constrained

IT

LEGAL

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mrc1 - Le Domestique Tours - Cycling tours in the Alps and Pyrenees and UK team race days.

RECRUITMENT

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Veronese68 Parts for Triumph, MG, Mini and MX5, oh and Moggy Minor.

EKE_38BPM

Word on the grapevine is W1 for smack, MBC for crack and blow and Spen for hookers.
I guess that all comes under leisure?

UndercoverElephant

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Word on the grapevine is W1 for smack, MBC for crack and blow and Spen for hookers.
I guess that all comes under leisure?

Do you have to be a mate to claim mate's rates?

Edit: I'll do occasional wheel-builds.

Gussio

UndercoverElephant wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Word on the grapevine is W1 for smack, MBC for crack and blow and Spen for hookers.
I guess that all comes under leisure?

Do you have to be a mate to claim mate's rates?

Edit: I'll do occasional wheel-builds.

The first taste is always free.

EKE_38BPM

Gussio wrote:

UndercoverElephant wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Word on the grapevine is W1 for smack, MBC for crack and blow and Spen for hookers.
I guess that all comes under leisure?

Do you have to be a mate to claim mate's rates?

Edit: I'll do occasional wheel-builds.

The first taste is always free.

Is that how Spen's hookers got you?

Gussio

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Gussio wrote:

UndercoverElephant wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Word on the grapevine is W1 for smack, MBC for crack and blow and Spen for hookers.
I guess that all comes under leisure?

Do you have to be a mate to claim mate's rates?

Edit: I'll do occasional wheel-builds.

The first taste is always free.

Is that how Spen's hookers got you?

And how.

jejv

I can change your compact double to a nice sensible triple with proper low gears.

- unless you really are wellhard and think 30mph is pootling.

jejv

Gussio wrote:

I can make people disappear.

What are your bulk rates ?
I was thinking about the staff and readership of the Daily Mail.

Don't really want to do landfill. Not sure how you'd sell that many lampshades.

rick_chasey

If you're paying anything for recruiters to find you a job, they're having you on!!

sketchley

I can play a mean trance or hard house set. From vinyl you understand, none of this cd lark.......

rick_chasey

Sketchley wrote:

I can play a mean trance or hard house set. From vinyl you understand, none of this cd lark.......

asprilla

jejv wrote:

Gussio wrote:

I can make people disappear.

What are your bulk rates ?
I was thinking about the staff and readership of the Daily Mail.

Don't really want to do landfill. Not sure how you'd sell that many lampshades.

You can get rid of a lot of the staff by revoking their visas. I know a lot of folks who have been through their IT dept and the one thing they all have in common is that none of then are from the UK.....

sketchley

@simonah

Cabinet making you say... I'm after a pair of bedside cabinets in oak, or oak veneer, that have specific dimensions as I'm struggling on the width front, from memory they need to be less than 33cm wide but I can confirm later. Pm me with a guideline price and we could take it from there....

jejv

Asprilla wrote:

jejv wrote:

Gussio wrote:

I can make people disappear.

What are your bulk rates ?
I was thinking about the staff and readership of the Daily Mail.

Don't really want to do landfill. Not sure how you'd sell that many lampshades.

You can get rid of a lot of the staff by revoking their visas. I know a lot of folks who have been through their IT dept and the one thing they all have in common is that none of then are from the UK.....

They're not the ones I want to get rid of, though. They can probably do useful stuff somewhere else in the UK.

It's the English ones. I'm sure they'd all be much happier in Russia or Kazakhstan. Somewhere where there's more hate to get involved with.

asprilla

I wouldn't inflict them on the Khazaks, it's just not humane.

itboffin

Greg T does flashing with a side line in happy endings
Greg66 does moaning like and old woman and semi-professional holidaying just as his clerks ............

Blue Meanie

Bike Repair;
£10 per hour
£15 per hour, if you watch
£20 per hour, if you want to 'help'

Trolling is free :-)

redvee

itboffin will buy you a new bike if you need one as he likes buying them but Mrs Itboffin has said no more.

spen666

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Word on the grapevine is W1 for smack, MBC for crack and blow and Spen for hookers.
I guess that all comes under leisure?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

dhope

spen666 wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Word on the grapevine is W1 for smack, MBC for crack and blow and Spen for hookers.
I guess that all comes under leisure?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I know, I couldn't believe MBC dealt crack :roll:

FoldingJoe

Sketchley wrote:

I can play a mean trance or hard house set. From vinyl you understand, none of this cd lark......

Same here, but more Uplifting House with plenty of piano!!! And as Sketchley said, no CD's. 12" all the way!!

sketchley

FoldingJoe wrote:

Sketchley wrote:

I can play a mean trance or hard house set. From vinyl you understand, none of this cd lark......

Same here, but more Uplifting House with plenty of piano!!! And as Sketchley said, no CD's. 12" all the way!!

As for mates rate, I'll play for beer.....

mudcow007

Gussio wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

SimonAH wrote:

Thread to post any skills you have that may be of interest to others on here.
Please work by quoting and edit appropriately so that the last post becomes a directory. I've entered a couple of headings to kick things off - add your own as you see fit.

CREATIVE

FINANCIAL

GENERAL
SimonAH Woodwork and cabinet making; design and build small items of bespoke furniture.
SimonAH Welding (MIG) and general engineering.
Veronese68. Happy to help with general tinkering if I can. Car, bicycle or motorcycle.
Gussio Bike maintenance workspace in Richmond - happy for others to use if they are space-constrained

IT
Mudcow007 I'm an IT nerd an I like things with wires in gimmie a shout if you need anything, i can hook you up

LEGAL

LEISURE
mrc1 - Le Domestique Tours - Cycling tours in the Alps and Pyrenees and UK team race days.

RECRUITMENT

RETAIL
Veronese68 Parts for Triumph, MG, Mini and MX5, oh and Moggy Minor.

asprilla

Thread to post any skills you have that may be of interest to others on here.
Please work by quoting and edit appropriately so that the last post becomes a directory. I've entered a couple of headings to kick things off - add your own as you see fit.

CREATIVE

FINANCIAL

GENERAL
SimonAH Woodwork and cabinet making; design and build small items of bespoke furniture.
SimonAH Welding (MIG) and general engineering.
Veronese68. Happy to help with general tinkering if I can. Car, bicycle or motorcycle.
Gussio Bike maintenance workspace in Richmond - happy for others to use if they are space-constrained

IT
Mudcow007 I'm an IT nerd an I like things with wires in gimmie a shout if you need anything, i can hook you up

LEGAL
Asprilla - Can provide watertight alibis at short notice.

LEISURE
mrc1 - Le Domestique Tours - Cycling tours in the Alps and Pyrenees and UK team race days.

RECRUITMENT

RETAIL
Veronese68 Parts for Triumph, MG, Mini and MX5, oh and Moggy Minor.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

clarkey cat

Thread to post any skills you have that may be of interest to others on here.
Please work by quoting and edit appropriately so that the last post becomes a directory. I've entered a couple of headings to kick things off - add your own as you see fit.

CREATIVE

FINANCIAL

GENERAL
SimonAH Woodwork and cabinet making; design and build small items of bespoke furniture.
SimonAH Welding (MIG) and general engineering.
Veronese68. Happy to help with general tinkering if I can. Car, bicycle or motorcycle.
Gussio Bike maintenance workspace in Richmond - happy for others to use if they are space-constrained

IT
Mudcow007 I'm an IT nerd an I like things with wires in gimmie a shout if you need anything, i can hook you up

LEGAL
Asprilla - Can provide watertight alibis at short notice.

Clarkey Cat - can provide imaginative narratives for time recording entries for most areas of law.

LEISURE
mrc1 - Le Domestique Tours - Cycling tours in the Alps and Pyrenees and UK team race days.

RECRUITMENT

RETAIL
Veronese68 Parts for Triumph, MG, Mini and MX5, oh and Moggy Minor

Jay dubbleU

CREATIVE

FINANCIAL

GENERAL
SimonAH Woodwork and cabinet making; design and build small items of bespoke furniture.
SimonAH Welding (MIG) and general engineering.
Veronese68. Happy to help with general tinkering if I can. Car, bicycle or motorcycle.
Gussio Bike maintenance workspace in Richmond - happy for others to use if they are space-constrained

IT
Mudcow007 I'm an IT nerd an I like things with wires in gimmie a shout if you need anything, i can hook you up
Now retired but 20 years experience in GIS (Geographical Information Systems)

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Asprilla - Can provide watertight alibis at short notice.

LEISURE
mrc1 - Le Domestique Tours - Cycling tours in the Alps and Pyrenees and UK team race days.

RECRUITMENT

RETAIL
Veronese68 Parts for Triumph, MG, Mini and MX5, oh and Moggy Minor.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

meanredspider

Repair of bent race cars.... (see http://www.alfa.me.uk/crash.html)