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  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    lawrences wrote:
    Peat wrote:
    Oh jesus. Can someone put a 'NSFW' in the title.

    I'm now just sat here waiting for my P45.....

    Or your promotion... On the promise you never tell anyone that Alan from head office likes to shag land rovers.

    Mind you, if it had been a Morris 1000 there would have been blindingly obvious grounds for arresting that bloke, on a charge of sex with a Minor.

    I'll get me coat. :oops:

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • lawrences
    lawrences Posts: 1,011
    DavidBelcher wrote:
    lawrences wrote:
    Peat wrote:
    Oh jesus. Can someone put a 'NSFW' in the title.

    I'm now just sat here waiting for my P45.....

    Or your promotion... On the promise you never tell anyone that Alan from head office likes to shag land rovers.

    Mind you, if it had been a Morris 1000 there would have been blindingly obvious grounds for arresting that bloke, on a charge of sex with a Minor.

    I'll get me coat. :oops:

    David

    Don't worry, I'm a student Mining Engineer and that one's a total gem.
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Dear Cleat,

    Due to minor indiscretions on the road I found myself in a bit of a spot,so I asked a close friend to take the points that would have accreted on my driving license.

    This he did, but I have since found out he falsely gave my details and I now find myself disqualified from driving.

    Should I report him to the Police?
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.

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