sorry please delete this thread

Stewie Griffin

1892 wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

i'm really looking forward to going down on Vanessa Feltz.

That's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's no well in the heed.

Cleat Eastwood

I went out for a ride on sunday and passed Eccles Farm. They're breeding them!!!!

DIESELDOG

^^ Breeding what? Vanessa Feltz...

Oh dear God.... :shock:

Love n hugs

DD

Kenjaja1

DIESELDOG wrote:

^^ Breeding what? Vanessa Feltz...

Oh dear God.... :shock:

Love n hugs

DD

Must be a huge farm....

Cleat Eastwood

I'm starting to hallucinate now, I'm thinking of eating flowers:

DIESELDOG

^^ now they are my kind of flowers. None of this poncy crap...

Love n hugs

DD

rozzer32

Men buy flowers for their women lovers??

Eh :S man not understand

Kenjaja1

rozzer32 wrote:

Men buy flowers for their women lovers??

Eh :S man not understand

Not quite Rozzer. We buy flowers for the women who we want as our lovers.

Hope this helps

Kenjaja1

I am not sure if you guys have noticed but the pace seems to have slackened off a lot recently. A white haired old lady on a sit-up-and-beg bike with metal mudguards and a basket on the front just pedaled past the whole pelaton (then thumped the roof of a team car and shouted at the driver to get out of the *!*!*!xx!*!* way).

lemoncurd

Kenjaja1 wrote:

I am not sure if you guys have noticed but the pace seems to have slackened off a lot recently. A white haired old lady on a sit-up-and-beg bike with metal mudguards and a basket on the front just pedaled past the whole peloton (then thumped the roof of a team car and shouted at the driver to get out of the *!*!*!xx!*!* way).

I'm struggling up La Grande Femme still, too many bacon roses and Eccles cakes.

lemoncurd

Get in there.

Stage 48.

Stewie Griffin

lemoncurd wrote:

Kenjaja1 wrote:

I am not sure if you guys have noticed but the pace seems to have slackened off a lot recently. A white haired old lady on a sit-up-and-beg bike with metal mudguards and a basket on the front just pedaled past the whole peloton (then thumped the roof of a team car and shouted at the driver to get out of the *!*!*!xx!*!* way).

I'm struggling up La Grande Femme still, too many bacon roses and Eccles cakes.

Wtf is a Bacon rose? You lot are just winding me up with made up food names.

lemoncurd

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Wtf is a Bacon rose? You lot are just winding me up with made up food names.

See the tail end of stage 47

Kenjaja1

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Wtf is a Bacon rose? You lot are just winding me up with made up food names.

If you order a sausage sandwich with mustard and tomato ketchup at La Gavroche you will find it comes with a slice of white bread fried in beef dripping an egg fried till caramelised on both sides, served in a sea of tinned tomatoes (when in season) and garnished with a bacon rose.

Check it out! http://www.michelroux.co.uk/

If it wasn't the Roux gaff then it might have been l'bouiboui in Edmonton innit.


BTW don't waste your time trying to order un gâteau d'eccles at La Gavroche. All that will happen is that some French geezer will appear at the table wielding a large chef's knife and asking, 'Le gâteau d'eccles. c'est quoi ça?' before giving you directions (in French) to Edmonton.

rozzer32

Kenjaja1 wrote:

rozzer32 wrote:

Men buy flowers for their women lovers??

Eh :S man not understand

Not quite Rozzer. We buy flowers for the women who we want as our lovers.

Hope this helps

Really?? I just get them drunk

nevman

Maybe Cav will giving Peta a bunch of bacon roses and a sausage (Cumberland pref.)ring anytime soon-super super romantic.

nevman

BTW, theres three for two on E-cakes at Morrisons if we are swinging by soon.No sign of Chorley cakes though.Move along,nothing to see here.

LeicesterLad

I have nothing to add. Im merely on this thread because thanks to Ricky F*cking Gevais my post count dropped below the 900 mark. Not impressed, so here claiming them back.

Oh, and i prefer lamb to bacon rose. Well, i used too...

Stewie Griffin

lemoncurd wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Wtf is a Bacon rose? You lot are just winding me up with made up food names.

See the tail end of stage 47

What a waste of perfectly good bacon.

lemoncurd

Stewie Griffin wrote:

lemoncurd wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Wtf is a Bacon rose? You lot are just winding me up with made up food names.

See the tail end of stage 47

What a waste of perfectly good bacon.

You're right, it could have been used to make a couple of bacon baps.

Kenjaja1

lemoncurd wrote:

Who else likes their meat rare? :oops:

RowCycle

Cleat Eastwood

Kenjaja1 wrote:

lemoncurd wrote:

Who else likes their meat rare? :oops:

Do you reckon she has a nice muffin?

Stewie Griffin

At least she can cook the Bacon for your breakfast the next morning.

nevman

Streaker?

Kenjaja1

Stewie Griffin wrote:

At least she can cook the Bacon for your breakfast the next morning.

She'll be most welcome any time (but don't tell SWMBO - she has religious objections to pigmeat)

Kenjaja1

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Kenjaja1 wrote:

lemoncurd wrote:

Who else likes their meat rare? :oops:

Do you reckon she has a nice muffin?

I was just wondering if this might take me over the line...

lemoncurd

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Kenjaja1 wrote:

lemoncurd wrote:

Who else likes their meat rare? :oops:

Do you reckon she has a nice muffin?

I've heard that it's very flavoursome, at the last count there were six whole eggs in her muffin.

lemoncurd

Fancy something refreshing.

Stewie Griffin

A mate used to suggest having a slice of bacon in your pocket to attract Women. He is from Cumbria.