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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    get in there - page 46 under my belt.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    rozzer32 wrote:
    What was the name of the dog in blue peter in 1995??

    wasnt it diane louise jordan

    :lol: had to chuckle.
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  • rozzer32
    rozzer32 Posts: 3,923
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    rozzer32 wrote:
    What was the name of the dog in blue peter in 1995??

    wasnt it diane louise jordan

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Kenjaja1
    Kenjaja1 Posts: 744
    Does anyone else feel like we are living in a real world which resembles the one depicted in the film "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"?
    1) I got back home a few days ago to find the energy supply company which kept me warm at my previous house by burning my £50 notes is still cocking up the final invoice from that address and failing to respond to my complaints (They gave me a unique number so they know to ignore my emails)

    I think any intelligent earthlings employed at the organisation have been abducted and used to incubate eejit aliens. I've now written a missive to their big boss and promised the details will go to the ombudsman at the end of this month if they do not stop faffing about. They have now been making a hash of things since February.

    2) A company which should have paid two bank credits to my account & which should have reached my account near the beginning of the month had come through ridiculously wrong, late & short by about £800!. Using info from some of their paperwork to help them identify the cause of the problem I sent an email telling them to contact me with an explanation. I got no response so sent a copy email to a couple of other people in the company asking them to give the appropriate bod a shove. The bod claimed he had emailed me this morning (he had not.) The copy of his 'email' ('forwarded' to me by one of my other contacts) showed he had not read mine properly and had not bothered to do any proper checking. I got someone else to start asking questions and sent one more email to the lying toerag. Suddenly I got an apologetic but incomplete reply claiming a 'system error'. My missing money should be in my account tomorrow. It had better be! His office is a short cycle ride from home.

    It sometimes seems as though the eejits are gradually taking over and becoming stronger in numbers every day. Does this, in some way, demonstrate that Charles Darwin did not get it completely right? Or does it mean that the eejits have overpopulated planet Zog and are now populating our little planet as part of a grand colonisation plan?

    The point is that while I waste my extremely valuable time on this dross generated by people lacking two functioning brain cells I find myself distracted from the serious issues of the day. If these stupid barstewards would just do their jobs properly then I would be free to concentrate on my training schedule. As long as they keep distracting me there is just no way I will get to page 47 first, or 48, or 49. I will stand no chance at all with the intense competition there will be for page 50. And what of the olympics? If pointless thread stretching is included in a future olympiad we will all need to hone our skills and that's just not possible with so many eejits about.

    Have we cleared La Grande Femme yet?
  • lemoncurd
    lemoncurd Posts: 1,428
    Kenjaja1 wrote:
    Does anyone else feel like..
    ...
    Have we cleared La Grande Femme yet?

    Looks like Kemjaja1's bonked going up La Grande Femme, he's rambling incoherently.

    There's only one way back from the dark place you're in, drink lots, eat three Eccles cakes and try not to think of the dangers that lie ahead of you descending Alpe d'Feltz.
  • Kenjaja1
    Kenjaja1 Posts: 744
    lemoncurd wrote:
    Kenjaja1 wrote:
    Does anyone else feel like..
    ...
    Have we cleared La Grande Femme yet?

    Looks like Kemjaja1's bonked going up La Grande Femme, he's rambling incoherently..
    [/quote]
    I always do that - Its the only way to ramble :?
    lemoncurd wrote:
    There's only one way back from the dark place you're in, drink lots, Yay Beer! :D eat three Eccles cakes Wouldn't four be better? and try not to think of the dangers that lie ahead of you descending Alpe d'Feltz.
    I'll try

    Thank you Dr Lemoncurd. :D
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    get in there - page 46 under my belt.

    Congrats Cleat you were first up La Grand Femme, rather you than me...

    Chapeau!
    @surroundedbh
  • Richard_D
    Richard_D Posts: 320
    But who is going to be first to the bottom
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Richard_D wrote:
    But who is going to be first to the bottom

    Yes I have already voiced my concerns regarding "passage du derrier" it might take the whole of pg 47 to extract ourselves...

    on a brighter note, last night I felt a lump on my cheek which turned out to be a very satisfyingly sized plook which I promptly squeezed and as a bonus it included an ingrowing hair!
    @surroundedbh
  • rozzer32
    rozzer32 Posts: 3,923
    on a brighter note, last night I felt a lump on my cheek which turned out to be a very satisfyingly sized plook which I promptly squeezed and as a bonus it included an ingrowing hair!

    *In Borat style voice*

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Ok, my suitcase of courage hasn't made it through customs so I'm having to rely on my handbag of joy. What are you others relying on?
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • lemoncurd
    lemoncurd Posts: 1,428
    A pocketful of píss.

    And Eccles cakes.
  • Richard_D
    Richard_D Posts: 320
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Ok, my suitcase of courage hasn't made it through customs so I'm having to rely on my handbag of joy. What are you others relying on?

    Encouragement from SWMBO
  • Kenjaja1
    Kenjaja1 Posts: 744
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Ok, my suitcase of courage hasn't made it through customs so I'm having to rely on my handbag of joy. What are you others relying on?
    Kenneth Williams as Sandy in Round the Horne wrote:
    Ooh! In 'e bold!
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Dark glasses,very dark,and a paper bag.Where are you Cleat?
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    I'm relying on not being asked to take a dope test.
  • Kenjaja1
    Kenjaja1 Posts: 744
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    I'm relying on not being asked to take a dope test.


    That has always been my worst nightmare! Someone obtaining definitive proof that I am, indeed, a dope :cry:

    [Takes a quick glance over shoulder to see who is positioning themselves to take the podium for page 47]
  • Richard_D
    Richard_D Posts: 320
    Kenjaja1 wrote:
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    I'm relying on not being asked to take a dope test.


    That has always been my worst nightmare! Someone obtaining definitive proof that I am, indeed, a dope :cry:

    [Takes a quick glance over shoulder to see who is positioning themselves to take the podium for page 47]
    Could be me
  • Richard_D
    Richard_D Posts: 320
    Or maybe not. It is a bit early to push for the big 50
  • Kenjaja1
    Kenjaja1 Posts: 744
    Richard_D wrote:
    Or maybe not. It is a bit early to push for the big 50

    And there speaks an intelligent strategic thinking cyclist who is pacing himself to conserve energy for the big push.
    aka a wheelsucker :wink:
  • Kenjaja1
    Kenjaja1 Posts: 744
    Hell's teeth! I just won a stage!

    [Raises arms to salute the cheering crowd - then falls off in keeping with his own individual 'style' of racing]
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    chapeau sir.

    interviewer; to what do you attribute your page 47 success?
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Kenjaja1
    Kenjaja1 Posts: 744
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    chapeau sir.

    interviewer; to what do you attribute your page 47 success?

    Well Cleat, I've thought long and hard about this. I've discussed it with my team mates and our coach as part of our ongoing strategy review and we all reckon that it is basically down to the fact that I got here first.

    Could you excuse me - if you have no more questions right now? I believe I have an appointment with a couple of podium girls (and an eccles cake) :twisted:
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Finished well down today, had to drag my "team leader" up la Grand Femme, on page 46 and haven't quite recovered yet. I still feel good though and hope I will get off the front on a flat stage soon.
  • Kenjaja1
    Kenjaja1 Posts: 744
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Finished well down today, had to drag my "team leader" up la Grand Femme, on page 46 and haven't quite recovered yet. I still feel good though and hope I will get off the front on a flat stage soon.

    You'll first have to deal with the undulations as you go down on La Grande Femme & then you will have to be aware of the ripple effect which has been observed at some considerable distance from the feature. You will also face intense competition from the rest of us who are also all trying to get away. Last but not least, we all know what your tactics are now. :wink:
  • lemoncurd
    lemoncurd Posts: 1,428
    The Eccles car has arrived.

    ecclesedited4.jpg
  • Kenjaja1
    Kenjaja1 Posts: 744
    Eccles and crumpet!! :D You spoil us Mr Lemoncurd!
  • Richard_D
    Richard_D Posts: 320
    Is that the famous Minnie Bannister she always seemed to hang around with Eccles? She is looking good for her age.
  • Kenjaja1
    Kenjaja1 Posts: 744
    Richard_D wrote:
    Is that the famous Minnie Bannister she always seemed to hang around with Eccles? She is looking good for her age.

    That, sir, is the result of a 'liaison' between Major Denis Bloodnok and Bluebottle - but I've no idea who the crumpet is.
  • 1892
    1892 Posts: 1,690
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    i'm really looking forward to going down on Vanessa Feltz.



    That's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Justice for the 96

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