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dizzydanedizzydane Posts: 322
edited July 2011 in The bottom bracket
Anyone done it?

Registered on Fitness Singles today as the thought of hanging out on Box Hill every weekend could get me a reputation as a stalker...

:D
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  • MountainMonsterMountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    I've met people through facebook, but personally would never join an online dating website. I'm not a helpless person, if I feel that bad about being single, I go out and meet people. But i'm married, so i'm not on the hunt anways!
  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Only here on BR. It's free, it worked. :wink:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • nolfnolf Posts: 1,287
    If you want to attract BR people, just post a pic of yourself in the "girls in lycra shorts thread".
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

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  • Homer JHomer J Posts: 920
    ^ Yes, what Nolf said, but no clam shots as you'll only get banned
  • Save yourself the cash and hassle, just join forums or websites that you have an interest in, post and be yourself, have a laugh, then sooner or later the laws of averages will work and you end up with someone you share common interests with and profit. :wink:
  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    ^^^ What he said.... :wink:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • HerbsmanHerbsman Posts: 2,029
    There are no women on Bikeradar though. How would that work unless you're gay?
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  • MountainMonsterMountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    Herbsman wrote:
    There are no women on Bikeradar though. How would that work unless you're gay?

    There are 2 or 3 on here. It's like every dating website. 50,000 horny men fighting over one woman looking for the "love of her life".
  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Herbsman wrote:
    There are no women on Bikeradar though. How would that work unless you're gay?

    'Tis true, I am actually a bloke, I weigh about 20 stone. I don't ride at all.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • granitewaygraniteway Posts: 30
    I`m a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............... Well woman

    just sat and watched TDF for 4 days .on my lonesome.. :cry:



    XXXXXXXXXXX
  • MountainMonsterMountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    graniteway wrote:
    I`m a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............... Well woman

    just sat and watched TDF for 4 days .on my lonesome.. :cry:



    XXXXXXXXXXX

    Need some company, me and my DD friend will come with popcorn and southern comfort, highlights are always worth a watch!
  • granitewaygraniteway Posts: 30
    Ah, Austria

    might be interested if you`re near the snow!!!!
  • graniteway wrote:
    I`m a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............... Well woman

    just sat and watched TDF for 4 days .on my lonesome.. :cry:



    XXXXXXXXXXX

    Need some company, me and my DD friend will come with popcorn and southern comfort, highlights are always worth a watch!

    Pssst, I drink the Southern Comfort in our relationship, she guzzles Vodka. ;)

    Speaking of which, she has just arrived with a fresh glass of said Southern comfort, huzzah!
  • MountainMonsterMountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    graniteway wrote:
    I`m a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............... Well woman

    just sat and watched TDF for 4 days .on my lonesome.. :cry:



    XXXXXXXXXXX

    Need some company, me and my DD friend will come with popcorn and southern comfort, highlights are always worth a watch!

    Pssst, I drink the Southern Comfort in our relationship, she guzzles Vodka. ;)

    Speaking of which, she has just arrived with a fresh glass of said Southern comfort, huzzah!

    Feel free to pass some my way, ran out of my jim beam the other day, and don't really wanna buy another bottle!
  • Share my Southern Comfort? ARE YOU MAD? :shock:
  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Share my Southern Comfort? ARE YOU MAD? :shock:

    So long as thats all that's being shared I have no problem.

    For now...

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • dizzydanedizzydane Posts: 322
    nolf wrote:
    If you want to attract BR people, just post a pic of yourself in the "girls in lycra shorts thread".
    Um, not that desperate....

    As to Mountain Monster - yeah there are 50 000 horny cyclists out there that are married!!!

    I've just returned from the Tour and funny you're surrounded by men that you can't lay a hand on.. Didn't meet any single ones...
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I tried it some years ago following the split with my practice wife. I found it to be generally full of nutters with issues and baggage, clearly, having just split from my wife, I include myslef in that.

    It's good fun, you can get an awful lot of sh*gging done, but handle with care.

    That said, I have a mate who met his wife on an internet dating site.
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  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Share my Southern Comfort? ARE YOU MAD? :shock:

    So long as thats all that's being shared I have no problem.

    For now...
    Love n hugs

    DD

    Ay Ay !!!!!
    :wink:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • DIESELDOG wrote:
    Share my Southern Comfort? ARE YOU MAD? :shock:

    So long as thats all that's being shared I have no problem.

    Oh your censored and the rest of you belongs to me, I don't play well with others let alone share my toys...
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    @dizzydane

    It was mentioned earlier that joining a forum of like minded people is a good idea. Just don't let then know you're looking, otherwise you'll get endless flirting and mucky comments from the likes of Onemanandhisbike, Aggie, Mountainmonster and myself*.

    * Although I'm married, so I'm sorry, but harmless flirting is all you'll get. Sorry, I know it must be a disappointment :lol::lol:
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Matt, *ahem*, "one" of those mentioned is strictly off bounds, forbidden, go there and I'll rip your throat out.

    *ahem* :wink:

    Take that how you will.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • dizzydanedizzydane Posts: 322
    @MattC59

    Great - Will definitely hold off the pictures then!

    BR - can we have a dating section?
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    dizzydane wrote:
    @MattC59

    Great - Will definitely hold off the pictures then!

    BR - can we have a dating section?

    I suspect that you may be asking for trouble, although the odds would be in your favour !!
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Matt, *ahem*, "one" of those mentioned is strictly off bounds, forbidden, go there and I'll rip your throat out.

    *ahem* :wink:

    Take that how you will.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Don't worry, I don't want him.......... unless you're implying that you're after me ? :lol::lol::wink:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • dizzydanedizzydane Posts: 322
    Could only get more of "Although I'm married"

    Lets see...
  • She's rather busy at the moment, I tied her to the bed about 3 minutes ago. :twisted:

    Other than that, she has her hands full pretty much 24/7 dealing with me. :wink:

    I think we need to organise you a ladies auction Matt, see how much we can sell your censored for and pack you off on a night out with the lucky winner and let you have some fun. :lol:
  • dizzydanedizzydane Posts: 322
    I think we need to organise you a ladies auction Matt, see how much we can sell your ars* for and pack you off on a night out with the lucky winner and let you have some fun. :lol:
    Now you're onto something... :twisted: Once upon a time I used to train horses.
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    She's rather busy at the moment, I tied her to the bed about 3 minutes ago. :twisted:

    Other than that, she has her hands full pretty much 24/7 dealing with me. :wink:

    I think we need to organise you a ladies auction Matt, see how much we can sell your ars* for and pack you off on a night out with the lucky winner and let you have some fun. :lol:

    Now there's an idea !! Although I suspect Mrs C might have something to say about that ! :lol:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    dizzydane wrote:
    I think we need to organise you a ladies auction Matt, see how much we can sell your ars* for and pack you off on a night out with the lucky winner and let you have some fun. :lol:
    Now you're onto something... :twisted: Once upon a time I used to train horses.

    Oh really !!
    :wink: :twisted:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
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