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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    dizzydane wrote:
    I think we need to organise you a ladies auction Matt, see how much we can sell your ars* for and pack you off on a night out with the lucky winner and let you have some fun. :lol:
    Now you're onto something... :twisted: Once upon a time I used to train horses.

    Whilst we're talking, I have to ask, is your Avatar a pic of your eye, or just a random pic ?
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • MattC59 wrote:
    @dizzydane

    It was mentioned earlier that joining a forum of like minded people is a good idea. Just don't let then know you're looking, otherwise you'll get endless flirting and mucky comments from the likes of Onemanandhisbike, Aggie, Mountainmonster and myself*:

    Hey I just saw that, cheeky sod!

    I do Grade A smut not mucky comments.

    My mind is very comfortable living in the gutter. Château One Man's is a nice place to live, and has a popcorn maker and special pizza oven installed and everything! Stella & Guinness on tap with a well stocked Shorts optic rack too!

    (Well stocked meaning loads of Vodka and Southern Comfort.) :lol:
  • MattC59 wrote:
    dizzydane wrote:
    I think we need to organise you a ladies auction Matt, see how much we can sell your ars* for and pack you off on a night out with the lucky winner and let you have some fun. :lol:
    Now you're onto something... :twisted: Once upon a time I used to train horses.

    Oh really !!
    :wink: :twisted:

    Typical bloke, bet you're now imagining a woman wearing cream coloured tight fitting Jodhpurs, black leather boots and stood holding a riding crop...

    Oh, umm wait, now I am, dammit!!! :shock:

    /starts shuffling out of the thread sideways looking as innocent as possible :oops:
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    MattC59 wrote:
    @dizzydane

    It was mentioned earlier that joining a forum of like minded people is a good idea. Just don't let then know you're looking, otherwise you'll get endless flirting and mucky comments from the likes of Onemanandhisbike, Aggie, Mountainmonster and myself*:

    Hey I just saw that, cheeky sod!

    I do Grade A smut not mucky comments.

    My mind is very comfortable living in the gutter. Château One Man's is a nice place to live, and has a popcorn maker and special pizza oven installed and everything! Stella & Guinness on tap with a well stocked Shorts optic rack too!

    (Well stocked meaning loads of Vodka and Southern Comfort.) :lol:

    Tis a fair comment !! but you'll agree so was mine :wink:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Oh no denying that, I just want credit where it is due and my smut is epic. :lol:
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    MattC59 wrote:
    dizzydane wrote:
    I think we need to organise you a ladies auction Matt, see how much we can sell your ars* for and pack you off on a night out with the lucky winner and let you have some fun. :lol:
    Now you're onto something... :twisted: Once upon a time I used to train horses.

    Oh really !!
    :wink: :twisted:

    Typical bloke, bet you're now imagining a woman wearing cream coloured tight fitting Jodhpurs, black leather boots and stood holding a riding crop...
    Oh, umm wait, now I am, dammit!!! :shock:

    /starts shuffling out of the thread sideways looking as innocent as possible :oops:
    your point being ?? :wink: :twisted:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • It's "my point" I'm leaving the thread for...

    ahem
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    I do mucky comments? Wish I was witty enough!
  • natrix
    natrix Posts: 1,111
    As a female cyclist you'd probably meet lots of blokes if you joined the local cycling club. I think a lot depends on how fussy you are. I happen to think that dating sites are great (because I met my wife through one), but you do have to put a lot of time and effort in. You can't just join and expect to find prince charming in a couple of weeks. Match.com seems quite good, although one of my wifes friends spent £10K on joining a posh one :lol:
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  • For 10k you could have a whole lot of fun and get exactly what you wanted for a good few weeks, sod the dating site find an escort agency, muahaha.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,535
    dizzydane wrote:
    I think we need to organise you a ladies auction Matt, see how much we can sell your ars* for and pack you off on a night out with the lucky winner and let you have some fun. :lol:
    Now you're onto something... :twisted: Once upon a time I used to train horses.

    There I was, trying to behave and stay out of the thread and then I see this! I don't think you need internet dating, just slip that into conversation with any bloke you fancy and it should work wonders :lol:
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Pross wrote:
    dizzydane wrote:
    I think we need to organise you a ladies auction Matt, see how much we can sell your ars* for and pack you off on a night out with the lucky winner and let you have some fun. :lol:
    Now you're onto something... :twisted: Once upon a time I used to train horses.

    There I was, trying to behave and stay out of the thread and then I see this! I don't think you need internet dating, just slip that into conversation with any bloke you fancy and it should work wonders :lol:

    and if you've still got your Jodhpurs, mention that :wink:
    Hmmmm............ another thread title ?

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    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,535
    It's hell having to spend a few hours a day at the stables or hanging around horse competitions :(:wink:
  • Yes, all that horsing around must be tiresome...
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    @dizzydane

    See what you've started now !!!!! :wink:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Makes for an interesting read though, so kudos. 8)
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,535
    Problem is, I don't even own a horse and the various injunctions are supposed to stop me hanging out near women in jodhpurs but I'm willing to take the risk
  • Rightfully so too. Tis very visually appealing and then some. :twisted:
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,535
    I think we need a girls in jodhpurs and riding boots thread. Perhaps the OP could start it off for us :D
  • dizzydane
    dizzydane Posts: 322
    MattC59 wrote:
    @dizzydane

    See what you've started now !!!!! :wink:
    Nice! There are places that cater for people with fetishes.. and I don't mean horse shows.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    dizzydane wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    @dizzydane

    See what you've started now !!!!! :wink:
    Nice! There are places that cater for people with fetishes.. and I don't mean horse shows.
    I wouldn't say appreciating a shapely ar*e in jodhpurs is a fetish :wink:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • dizzydane wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    @dizzydane

    See what you've started now !!!!! :wink:
    Nice! There are places that cater for people with fetishes..

    Yeah, the Cake Stop @ Bike Radar. :oops:
  • MattC59 wrote:
    dizzydane wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    @dizzydane

    See what you've started now !!!!! :wink:
    Nice! There are places that cater for people with fetishes.. and I don't mean horse shows.
    I wouldn't say appreciating a shapely ar*e in jodhpurs is a fetish :wink:

    Just good sense.
  • dizzydane
    dizzydane Posts: 322
    and that's where this page comes in...

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopi ... start=5580

    Appreciating a good bod!
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,535
    'A friend' told me that the website www.ridingboots.net is a good place to visit apparently it is very definitely NSFW though (I wouldn't know, just going on what 'my friend' told me) :lol:
  • Pross wrote:
    'A friend' told me that the website www.ridingboots.net is a good place to visit apparently it is very definitely NSFW though (I wouldn't know, just going on what 'my friend' told me) :lol:

    lolz, pay for porn, are you mad??????

    Google without safe search filters FTW. :twisted:
  • Ooops, no jodhpurs in sight, my bad. :o

    Or are those special G-String jodhpurs? :twisted:
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    Oh well. I can cut you some slack for summer riding clothing.