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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Actually it probably was too personal a question... my apologies.
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  • gb155
    gb155 Posts: 2,048
    Show me a room full of sexy young female illegal virgins. There is some crime fighting to be done Batman.

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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Headhuunter are you really gay?

    I've never seen him post like this before seems to be some sort of coming out...

    Oh and sorry about the Morpeth, I didn't mean anything by it. I thought you were cool.

    Yes I am. You knew that.... Surely I've mentioned it here before? I don't talk about it incessantly, it's not that important to me, it's just an aspect of me rather than a defining feature. Don't worry about the Morpeth! I was just being friendly, you're really not my type anyway and I've been with my current partner for 14 years anyway.... Sorry! This thread was all meant to be completely toungue in cheek, so to speak.... Nothing I have said in the preceding pages was meant seriously! It was just a bit of friendly gay banter....
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  • t4tomo
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    t4tomo wrote:
    Am I right in recalling that an Article entitled "Topless Lesbian Skateboarding Nuns" appeared a good few years back in Readers Digest or Viz*.

    *Can't remember which one of the magazines my Gran used to get it was in.


    http://www.flickr.com/photos/combomphotos/5459415123/sizes/l/in/photostream/

    It seems the Topless Skatboarding Nun perhaps wasn't a lesbian after all, although she was wearing Doc Martins and watching a dyke's crack, so maybe she was?
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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    I come back from a great holiday with an acute dose of jetlag; I log on to Bike Radar for the first time in over two weeks and find a four page thread with the title 'Lesbians' and there are no pics in it. I am depressed. And disappointed with you all. You make me sick.

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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Rolf F wrote:
    I come back from a great holiday with an acute dose of jetlag; I log on to Bike Radar for the first time in over two weeks and find a four page thread with the title 'Lesbians' and there are no pics in it. I am depressed. And disappointed with you all. You make me sick.

    Bleaghhh.........


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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Headhuunter are you really gay?

    I've never seen him post like this before seems to be some sort of coming out...

    Oh and sorry about the Morpeth, I didn't mean anything by it. I thought you were cool.

    Yes I am. You knew that.... Surely I've mentioned it here before? I don't talk about it incessantly, it's not that important to me, it's just an aspect of me rather than a defining feature. Don't worry about the Morpeth! I was just being friendly, you're really not my type anyway and I've been with my current partner for 14 years anyway.... Sorry! This thread was all meant to be completely toungue in cheek, so to speak.... Nothing I have said in the preceding pages was meant seriously! It was just a bit of friendly gay banter....

    I did not know.

    But more importantly! What do you mean I'm not your type! I'd rock your world, ROCK YOUR WORLD!!!

    With a clenched bicep.
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Headhuunter are you really gay?

    I've never seen him post like this before seems to be some sort of coming out...

    Oh and sorry about the Morpeth, I didn't mean anything by it. I thought you were cool.

    Yes I am. You knew that.... Surely I've mentioned it here before? I don't talk about it incessantly, it's not that important to me, it's just an aspect of me rather than a defining feature. Don't worry about the Morpeth! I was just being friendly, you're really not my type anyway and I've been with my current partner for 14 years anyway.... Sorry! This thread was all meant to be completely toungue in cheek, so to speak.... Nothing I have said in the preceding pages was meant seriously! It was just a bit of friendly gay banter....

    I did not know.

    But more importantly! What do you mean I'm not your type! I'd rock your world, ROCK YOUR WORLD!!!

    With a clenched bicep.

    Well if you're really interested in finding out, perhaps I could be persuaded....
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Headhuunter are you really gay?

    I've never seen him post like this before seems to be some sort of coming out...

    Oh and sorry about the Morpeth, I didn't mean anything by it. I thought you were cool.

    Yes I am. You knew that.... Surely I've mentioned it here before? I don't talk about it incessantly, it's not that important to me, it's just an aspect of me rather than a defining feature. Don't worry about the Morpeth! I was just being friendly, you're really not my type anyway and I've been with my current partner for 14 years anyway.... Sorry! This thread was all meant to be completely toungue in cheek, so to speak.... Nothing I have said in the preceding pages was meant seriously! It was just a bit of friendly gay banter....


    I did not know.

    But more importantly! What do you mean I'm not your type! I'd rock your world, ROCK YOUR WORLD!!!

    With a clenched bicep.

    DongDaddyDeep, maybe HH wouldn't want you to rock his world. Maybe he would more prefer to rock yours?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Headhuunter are you really gay?

    I've never seen him post like this before seems to be some sort of coming out...

    Oh and sorry about the Morpeth, I didn't mean anything by it. I thought you were cool.

    Yes I am. You knew that.... Surely I've mentioned it here before? I don't talk about it incessantly, it's not that important to me, it's just an aspect of me rather than a defining feature. Don't worry about the Morpeth! I was just being friendly, you're really not my type anyway and I've been with my current partner for 14 years anyway.... Sorry! This thread was all meant to be completely toungue in cheek, so to speak.... Nothing I have said in the preceding pages was meant seriously! It was just a bit of friendly gay banter....


    I did not know.

    But more importantly! What do you mean I'm not your type! I'd rock your world, ROCK YOUR WORLD!!!

    With a clenched bicep.

    DongDaddyDeep, maybe HH wouldn't want you to rock his world. Maybe he would more prefer to rock yours?
    Like many a man at the traffic lights, he could try but will fail!

    But Kieran_Burns and HH first... you know the warm up act.
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Headhuunter are you really gay?

    I've never seen him post like this before seems to be some sort of coming out...

    Oh and sorry about the Morpeth, I didn't mean anything by it. I thought you were cool.

    Yes I am. You knew that.... Surely I've mentioned it here before? I don't talk about it incessantly, it's not that important to me, it's just an aspect of me rather than a defining feature. Don't worry about the Morpeth! I was just being friendly, you're really not my type anyway and I've been with my current partner for 14 years anyway.... Sorry! This thread was all meant to be completely toungue in cheek, so to speak.... Nothing I have said in the preceding pages was meant seriously! It was just a bit of friendly gay banter....


    I did not know.

    But more importantly! What do you mean I'm not your type! I'd rock your world, ROCK YOUR WORLD!!!

    With a clenched bicep.

    DongDaddyDeep, maybe HH wouldn't want you to rock his world. Maybe he would more prefer to rock yours?
    Like many a man at the traffic lights, he could try but will fail!

    But Kieran_Burns and HH first... you know the warm up act.

    Are you sure? KB may be a tough act to follow.... You may have a lot to live up to...
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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Rolf F wrote:
    I come back from a great holiday with an acute dose of jetlag; I log on to Bike Radar for the first time in over two weeks and find a four page thread with the title 'Lesbians' and there are no pics in it. I am depressed. And disappointed with you all. You make me sick.

    Bleaghhh.........


    Just for you Rolf:

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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Rolf, you are going to love it. Rush home, make sure you are alone, fire up the PC, get the kleenex ready and log on.

    Its well worth the wait!
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Rolf, you are going to love it. Rush home, make sure you are alone, fire up the PC, get the kleenex ready and log on.

    Its well worth the wait!

    I can't see it either, but I'm assuming it wouldn't exactly ummm... flick my switch....
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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Rolf, you are going to love it. Rush home, make sure you are alone, fire up the PC, get the kleenex ready and log on.

    Its well worth the wait!

    I can't see it either, but I'm assuming it wouldn't exactly ummm... flick my switch....

    No, I think I know EKE well enough to know that he wouldn't pull a fast one on us; I trust him completely. I'm sure the pic is all hot girl on girl action of the finest quality. I reckon I might get a record commute time this afternoon despite a slight headwind.
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Rolf, you are going to love it. Rush home, make sure you are alone, fire up the PC, get the kleenex ready and log on.

    Its well worth the wait!

    I can't see it either, but I'm assuming it wouldn't exactly ummm... flick my switch....

    HH, I think its fair to say that your switch will remain firmly unflicked.
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  • MichaelW
    MichaelW Posts: 2,164
    What if one of the lesbians is really a fat, beardy middle-aged Glaswegian man? Does the pokee remain a virgin since she had no knowledge that her partner was actually not a lesbian.
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Wow.... Look at the number of "views" vs number of replies this thread has had.... 3100 veiws and rising!
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Who would have thought that a thread with the title "Lesbians" would get a lot of views?
    Still no answer to my original question though.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,776
    Wasn't there an answer somewhere? Somebody mentioned hymen, as opposed to "Hi Men!"
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    The presence or absence of the hymen is no proof of virginity.
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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    ah yes the original question.

    is it based on a false premise, that there actually is a legal definition of virgin?

    In terms of common usage, dictionaries have a variety of definitions, involving not having had sexual intercourse. But definitions of sex. int. are not restricted to penetration of vagina by penis, but revolve around genital contact.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    PBo wrote:
    ah yes the original question.

    is it based on a false premise, that there actually is a legal definition of virgin?

    In terms of common usage, dictionaries have a variety of definitions, involving not having had sexual intercourse. But definitions of sex. int. are not restricted to penetration of vagina by penis, but revolve around genital contact.

    So as long as a sausage is in contact with the beef curtains, that counts as intercourse?!?
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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    PBo wrote:
    ah yes the original question.

    is it based on a false premise, that there actually is a legal definition of virgin?

    In terms of common usage, dictionaries have a variety of definitions, involving not having had sexual intercourse. But definitions of sex. int. are not restricted to penetration of vagina by penis, but revolve around genital contact.

    So as long as a sausage is in contact with the beef curtains, that counts as intercourse?!?

    different dictionaries have different definitions, but one includes anal and oral. Therefore, the suggestion is that only one set of genitals need to be involved - although more than one person. therefore bratwurst is not a prerequisite
  • If ¬(virgin) := has had sex, then you need to define 'sex'.

    Actually, as you want a legal definition, presumably we need to know how the law defines sex. Is it a strict Clintonian? Or does it allow a broader interpretation than that?

    I hesitate whether to raise this in what has been a light hearted thread, but thelegal definition of rape(s1(1)(a) of the Sexual Offences Act 2003) includes the necessity for penile penetration by the perpetrator, be that vaginal, anal or oral (it also adds bits about consent and reasonable belief in s1(1) and s1(2)). As such, it seems that in the UK rape is an act that can only be perpetrated (as a primary participant) by a man.

    Are there any other current definitions of a (relevant) sexual act in law? Unfortunately, as the law tends to deal with the unsavoury, I would guess that definitions would only crop up when he law is dealing with such sensitive issues.

    But if that is it, then I suppose the answer to your original question is 'yes', if the law took a view on virginity (why would modern UK law do that?).

    Then again, perhaps other jurisdictions would provide a different view - I wonder whether Sharia law may be different, and provide a different answer to your question?
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    I think Sharia law and just about any other country's definition of intercourse is probably different, but I was talking about British (English?) law.

    I really wish I could remember what made me ask the question originally (this first came up a few years ago and a lot of beer has drunk since then) but I'm sure there was a valid, sensible reason for it.

    If what SN says is correct, a woman couldn't spike a bloke's drink with rohypnol and viagra and rape him. There again, with the right amount of alcohol, men will do just about anything (bad memories, shudder).

    So, could one woman rape another?
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  • EKE_38BPM wrote:
    There again, with the right amount of alcohol, men will do just about anything (bad memories, shudder).
    Quite.
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    So, could one woman rape another?
    Hmmm, I was wary of bringing rape into this as it is an (understandably) highly emotive subject. :?

    In UK law, rape requires penile penetration of one of the mentioned orficies by the perpetrator. Not much of that around in that scenario.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    So if rape (non-consentual penetrative sex) has to involve a penis and women don't have penises, then two women can't have sex together and all lesbians (who have never slept with a man) are virgins?

    My head is spinning. I'm going out for a ride (on my bike).
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited June 2011
    Yes, in the UK one woman can rape another.

    These days rape is centered around constent more so than actual penetration.

    Edit: Ms DDD says I'm wrong, the person committing rape has to be a man as penile penetration has to take place.

    So if a woman was to penetrate another woman without consent it would be a sexual assualt.
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  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    My answer would be 'No, as there is no legal definition of a virgin'. I have no idea if there is a legal definition of a virgin, so my answer does not hold much weight.

    Why would you need such a legal definition!? I can't imagine it being necessary, other than going back to some medieval argument on primae noctis.

    "I state that when the comely wench was fetched before My Lord she was already deflowered, by which I say she was no longer a virgin*. I accuse Jones the surly farm-hand of this heinous crime and denying the fruit of my Lord's primae noctis".

    *The wench has had penile intercourse