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  • hambones
    hambones Posts: 407
    mudcow007 wrote:
    hambones wrote:
    The receptionist is going to end it with my Lejog partner on Wednesday.... :wink:

    so who is this receptionist we keep hearing about?!

    Trouble there is if I elaborate then the answer will no longer be in keeping with the title of this thread... :twisted: :D
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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    hambones wrote:
    mudcow007 wrote:
    hambones wrote:
    The receptionist is going to end it with my Lejog partner on Wednesday.... :wink:

    so who is this receptionist we keep hearing about?!

    Trouble there is if I elaborate then the answer will no longer be in keeping with the title of this thread... :twisted: :D

    Feel free to start a new thread.
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    hambones wrote:
    The receptionist is going to end to end it with my Lejog partner on Wednesday.... :wink:

    FTFY
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Re arranged the household DIY tool box, all screws, raw plugs, nuts and bolts sorted by size and type.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Mr Plum
    Mr Plum Posts: 1,097
    The peanut butter fairy cake I had today was better than the chocolate one I had last week.
    FCN 2 to 8
  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    Nothing rhymes with Month
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    My dog's just spent 20 minutes licking the same bit of his leg
  • Specialized Needs
    Specialized Needs Posts: 802
    I always wondered what twitter was like
  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    In the northern hemisphere a bat will always turn left when it leaves a cave.
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    This fella i know who has a mouth like it's still got the hook in it shouted at me last week,and i'm sure he said "Hay Cunth Hucks",whatever that means,that's the only word i have found so far that rhymes with Month
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    walkingbootweather wrote:
    Nothing rhymes with Month

    Humf

    :roll:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    pigs can not physically look up
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  • essex-commuter
    essex-commuter Posts: 2,188
    Last night I drove into the wrong drive and hit a tree I haven't got.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    a group of cows is called a flink

    you see, every day is a school day kids!
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    itboffin wrote:
    walkingbootweather wrote:
    Nothing rhymes with Month

    Humf

    :roll:

    And Orange
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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    In my entirely non-scientific study this morning in thick & patchy fog, 146 cars & lorries were correctly showing headlights (and I grudgingly allowed front fogs as it was foggy), but about 49 had decided that parking lights or no lights at all thank you were more than adequate to loom out of the gloom with, towards on-coming traffic.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,811
    dhope wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    walkingbootweather wrote:
    Nothing rhymes with Month

    Humf

    :roll:

    And Orange

    There's a hill near Abergavenny called The Blorenge.
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  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    itboffin wrote:
    Re arranged the household DIY tool box, all screws, rawlplugs, nuts and bolts sorted by size and type.

    <PEDANT ON>

    FTFY

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_plug

    <PEDANT OFF>

    (unless yours are just uncooked :wink: )
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,811
    Monkeypump wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Re arranged the household DIY tool box, all screws, rawlplugs, nuts and bolts sorted by size and type.

    <PEDANT ON>

    FTFY

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_plug

    <PEDANT OFF>

    (unless yours are just uncooked :wink: )

    Had to stop myself from typing something similar :roll:
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    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    rjsterry wrote:
    Monkeypump wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Re arranged the household DIY tool box, all screws, rawlplugs, nuts and bolts sorted by size and type.

    <PEDANT ON>

    FTFY

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_plug

    <PEDANT OFF>

    (unless yours are just uncooked :wink: )

    Had to stop myself from typing something similar :roll:

    Sorry :oops:
  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    rjsterry wrote:
    Monkeypump wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Re arranged the household DIY tool box, all screws, rawlplugs, nuts and bolts sorted by size and type.

    <PEDANT ON>

    FTFY

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_plug

    <PEDANT OFF>

    (unless yours are just uncooked :wink: )

    Had to stop myself from typing something similar :roll:
    The Wiki article you just linked to wrote:
    The original wall plug was invented by John Joseph Rawlings in 1911, and marketed under the name Rawlplug. These plugs became popular after the First World War, when a demand for retro-fitting existing buildings with new electric lighting coincided with a shortage of labour, encouraging many new labour-saving innovations in the building trade. Rawlplug gained their prominence from their adoption in the British Museum.

    'Slike calling a ball-point pen a Biro, innit.
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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    edited March 2011
    ? Am I missing something? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rawlplug_Ltd.

    Rawlplug is the generic name for wall plugs. I've always called that particular type of wall fixing a rawlplug. Edit - beaten to it.

    Useless info #94. The business unit opposite my office that has been empty for a long while is now being readied for use by the looks of things, and the To Let sign has gone. Recession over then. Good.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    rjsterry wrote:
    Monkeypump wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Re arranged the household DIY tool box, all screws, rawlplugs, nuts and bolts sorted by size and type.

    <PEDANT ON>

    FTFY

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_plug

    <PEDANT OFF>

    (unless yours are just uncooked :wink: )

    Had to stop myself from typing something similar :roll:

    Snap.
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    The tyre pressure on buses is about the same as a road bikes ~110psi. I guess it would be the same for HGVs.
    Conversely, a car's tyre pressure is about the same as tubeless MTB ~35psi.
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    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    ^ Oh, feck! Just don't refer to hexagonal wrenches as Allen keys: the internetz may explode :wink:
    FCN 2-4 "Shut up legs", Jens Voigt
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    walkingbootweather wrote:
    TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

    Ahem.. Proterotype.
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    walkingbootweather wrote:
    Nothing rhymes with Month

    that's poo and I claim my five pounds.

    The word Granth rhymes with month. It is the religious text of Sikhism.

    And as for Orange it does rhyme with sponange and in a less perfect rhyme form with gorringe (I went to school with someone with that surname!)

    Silver is another word which people think does not rhyme. It does with Chilver which is a female lamb.



    This is true useless information my friends! :lol:
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    no other word rhymes with purple in the english language
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    supposedly a ducks "quack" does not echo
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