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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    Wallace1492 wrote:
    I also like that the Times Online article was written by Roger Boyes - how appropriate!!!

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7067868.ece

    Won't even read the article - the name by itself is an absolute cracker!
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    That's not how you spell paedophile.

    T-shirt fail.
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Poached eggs, toasted English muffin, Hollandaise sauce, concealment of paedophiles, ham. #EggsBenedict
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    spen666 wrote:
    The visit of the chief Paedophile of the Catholic Church, sorry, I mean head Nazi Sympathiser/ Youth member is going to cause chaos on Friday
    At 5pm-5.15pm he [ Chief paedophile/ Nazi youth member]will travel from Lambeth Palace to Parliament in the Popemobile. Lambeth and Westminster bridges and Millbank will be closed from 11.30am to 9pm to allow public viewing


    so for a 15 minute trip of around 1 mile, roads will be closed for 9.5 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ars* banditry - how the feck am I meant to get to the morpeth now...

    go on thursday?
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  • pastey_boy
    pastey_boy Posts: 2,083
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    That's not how you spell paedophile.

    T-shirt fail.
    i do apologise maam
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    :D
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  • pastey_boy
    pastey_boy Posts: 2,083
    you can be my official spell checker in any future sick t-shirt venture i may conjure up ha ha ha
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  • woodford2barbican
    woodford2barbican Posts: 1,505
    How many protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, they live in eternal darkness.
  • electric_blue
    electric_blue Posts: 195
    The Pope is gay
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  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    That's not how you spell paedophile.

    T-shirt fail.

    Peadophiles - lovers of peas, all peas, garden, snow, sweet...
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,411
    electric_blue wrote:
    The Pope is gay

    Dude, you are so obvious.
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  • dreamlx10
    dreamlx10 Posts: 235
    It's odd: the Church of England is currently worried about their more conservative members defecting to Catholicism

    They're worried about all of their priests going home, back to where thay always belonged, the one true church !!! Once the queen dies the church of england will be taken back into the fold, that's what was being discussed between the two germans, betty and benedict.
  • electric_blue
    electric_blue Posts: 195
    TommyEss wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    That's not how you spell paedophile.

    T-shirt fail.

    Peadophiles - lovers of peas, all peas, garden, snow, sweet...

    I prefer to use the term child-lover, it confuses people.
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  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    Slightly off topic (or possibly on topic, depending on your pov):

    If they're going to close Parliament Square *and* Lambeth Bridge (which is my normal backup) what's the best route home on Friday? Anything through the West End seems to be a zoo even when other roads aren't closed, and further South there be dragons...
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,411
    The southern end of VB is only a short ride away, or are they closing that bit as well (runs straight past Lambeth Palace). Down over Blackfriars or Waterloo Bridge, then along round the back of the iMax, past Waterloo station. Round the back of the hotel that is in the middle of what used to be a roundabout at the southern end of Westminster B, then continue along over the eastern Lambeth Bridge roundabout, and the next stop is Vauxhall.
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  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    That's my normal backup route (albeit back over lambeth Bridge). Unfortunately they're closing the bit of road between Westminster Bridge and Lambeth Bridge too.

    If they were going to let him close down Central London, why couldn't they do it on a Sunday?
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  • the_hundredth_idiot
    the_hundredth_idiot Posts: 813
    TGOTB wrote:
    If they were going to let him close down Central London, why couldn't they do it on a Sunday?

    Well that would be daft, wouldn't it? No Catholics would turn out on a Sunday to see his Popiness as they'd all be in church.
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    TGOTB wrote:
    That's my normal backup route (albeit back over lambeth Bridge). Unfortunately they're closing the bit of road between Westminster Bridge and Lambeth Bridge too.

    If they were going to let him close down Central London, why couldn't they do it on a Sunday?

    Can you take bikes on the river boats? :)

    Think I'll go head to Sloane Sq.
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,411
    TGOTB wrote:
    That's my normal backup route (albeit back over lambeth Bridge). Unfortunately they're closing the bit of road between Westminster Bridge and Lambeth Bridge too.

    If they were going to let him close down Central London, why couldn't they do it on a Sunday?

    Hmmm. CS7 to Clapham, then bear right along the north side of the Common, down through Wandsworth, and continue through Putney on the Upper Richmond Road. I'm going to have to use CS7 as well or I'll be adding several miles to my route.
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  • Clever Pun
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    Just seen this

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  • richk
    richk Posts: 564
    It's going to be a nightmare round here on Sunday (live just outside the exclusion zone). Though it's the club hill climb in the morning & getting round by bike may be the only viable option anyway.
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  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    Does the pop sh*t in woods?
  • soundninjauk
    soundninjauk Posts: 333
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Just seen this

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    That is absolutely goddamn awesome.
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  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    It is quite good. Could be improved with the addition of a subtle Swastika.
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    Forcast rain for the Paypal Mass in Glasgow - the Big Man will just raise his hands and the rain will cease....

    Yes, tomorrow's "P" in the Park is heading for a sell out.
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  • Agent57
    Agent57 Posts: 2,300
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Just seen this

    Brilliant. :D Gotta love 4chan. Good value too, at only £11.
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  • kurako
    kurako Posts: 1,098
    Cardinal Pulls out of Papal Visit

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20100915/tuk ... a1618.html

    'Cardinal Pulls Out'. Snigger. Best headline all year :lol:
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  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    The Pope has left Rome.....
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    So, what's the verdict on a good route home to avoid The Deluded Masses tomorrow night?
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  • dhope
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    On of the more amusing things I've seen

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