BE WARNED !!!!

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  • jimmythecuckoo
    jimmythecuckoo Posts: 4,712
    "Cassettes need replacing!
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    My Carer has run away.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    'Somewhere a village is missing it's idiot'
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    "Help I need more gears!"
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  • Percy Vera
    Percy Vera Posts: 1,103
    The wife hates it when my Wiggle stuff arrives - as I'm signing for it I always shout - Honey, your pole dancing stuff is here! :lol:

    (For those who don't buy from Wiggle - Wiggle is written on the box)
  • rake
    rake Posts: 3,204
    if you look closely. - written on the front
    you can see some writing - written on the back.
  • jimmythecuckoo
    jimmythecuckoo Posts: 4,712
    "Threads about Wiggle are making me Giggle"
  • Mad Roadie
    Mad Roadie Posts: 710
    jonathan2 wrote:
    I have a money making idea. :D
    I am going to set up a stall outside the entrance to bikeradar live selling t-shirts with slogans printed on them. Slogans so far are....

    I'm speedking

    No, I am speedking

    £900 bike for sale

    Be warned

    I blame wiggle

    Any more ideas?

    my suggestion..

    " I am not Chinese, dodgy, and I have paid for my bike"
  • Le Commentateur
    Le Commentateur Posts: 4,099
    "I am not Jezmo"

    Simple and to the point.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    I'm sending this f*cking T -shirt back. It came without sleeves!
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Dogma Dave
    Dogma Dave Posts: 13
    This thread rocks! 8)
  • Lancslad
    Lancslad Posts: 307
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I'm sending this f*cking T -shirt back. It came without sleeves!

    Do you have to return the haribo though?
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  • Mad Roadie
    Mad Roadie Posts: 710
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I'm sending this f*cking T -shirt back. It came without sleeves!
    your boxers came without sides too, but who cares with a set of man boobs like thAT!
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Brilliant !!!! Back on page 1 :D:D:D
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  • bartimaeus
    bartimaeus Posts: 1,812
    Just when Speed_King's thread has dropped quietly out of view along comes some unthinking idiot who adds a post... and bumps it right back to the top of Page 1. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.








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  • pastey_boy
    pastey_boy Posts: 2,083
    jumble up the name speed king and you get pink edges :?
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    pastey_boy wrote:
    jumble up the name speed king and you get pink edges :?

    What a coincidence, that's what ar5eholes have.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • pastey_boy
    pastey_boy Posts: 2,083
    Aggieboy wrote:
    pastey_boy wrote:
    jumble up the name speed king and you get pink edges :?

    What a coincidence, that's what ar5eholes have.
    thats nothing ,ive just discovered that my name is an anagram of c anal worts :shock:
    Viner Salviati
    Shark Aero Pro
    Px Ti Custom
    Cougar 531
    Sab single speed
    Argon 18 E-112 TT
    One-one Ti 456 Evo
    Ridley Cheetah TT
    Orange Clockwork 2007 ltd ed
    Yeti ASR 5
    Cove Hummer XC Ti
  • pastey_boy
    pastey_boy Posts: 2,083
    i may add im a tad bored :?
    Viner Salviati
    Shark Aero Pro
    Px Ti Custom
    Cougar 531
    Sab single speed
    Argon 18 E-112 TT
    One-one Ti 456 Evo
    Ridley Cheetah TT
    Orange Clockwork 2007 ltd ed
    Yeti ASR 5
    Cove Hummer XC Ti
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Bompington, of course, is an anagram of "ping on tomb", "NapoleonD" is "A neon plod", and "Lance Armstrong" comes out "rascal gent norm"

    I guess we really need an anagram thread...
  • Regieuk
    Regieuk Posts: 20
    I got knocked off my bike the other day, bloody car driver didn't even offer me Haribo, I phoned Wiggle to complain all I could hear was some bloke sobbing.....
  • Mad Roadie
    Mad Roadie Posts: 710
    it was a Mancunian after Chinese bloke nicked his bike no doubt!
  • Tom BB
    Tom BB Posts: 1,001
    I miss Speed King :( I was but a lurker when he was in his pomp, but good god it was funny :D
  • petemadoc
    petemadoc Posts: 2,331
    I can't believe this thread has just been revived. Just thought I'd add my wiggle experience.

    With my last order I clearly stated I wanted Haribo tangfastics but they sent starmix. The shock was so much I needed the free sample recovery drink they sent before I settled down and started writing my complaint on a public forum.

    :D
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    CRC has given me a 10% loyalty discount on EVERY order untill 15th November, wtf is going on here? Nothing fwom wiggle :evil:
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    ahh, but CRCs voucher cannot be used to purchase haribo at discount prices or for free......wiggle still have the upper hand, just
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    zombie thread


    bastard just wont die
  • petemadoc
    petemadoc Posts: 2,331
    freehub wrote:
    CRC has given me a 10% loyalty discount on EVERY order untill 15th November, wtf is going on here? Nothing fwom wiggle :evil:

    This is highly annoying! I placed an order with CRC yesterday, why was I not aware of this discount code :evil: :evil:

    I might complain to Wiggle

    I think you should share the code though
  • petemadoc
    petemadoc Posts: 2,331
    PeteMadoc wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    CRC has given me a 10% loyalty discount on EVERY order untill 15th November, wtf is going on here? Nothing fwom wiggle :evil:

    This is highly annoying! I placed an order with CRC yesterday, why was I not aware of this discount code :evil: :evil:

    I might complain to Wiggle

    I think you should share the code though


    :shock: About 2 seconds after writing this post an email from CRC landed in my mail box with a 10% loyalty discount :shock:

    Too weird
  • andy46
    andy46 Posts: 1,666
    as some of you may know i'm new to the road forum, and i've just spent over an hour reading this very amusing thread.

    thing is, it's getting late and i need to be up early and should have been asleep ages ago :roll:

    in the morning i shall complain to wiggle :lol:
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