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  • Valy
    Valy Posts: 1,321
    greasedscotsman wrote:
    Valy wrote:
    In all srsness guys - what happened in this thread? :?

    Err, you could try reading it?

    (you don't need to read it all, just the first few pages will give you an idea :D )

    But.. but I DONWANNAAA... AAAAAAAAAAAAA WWWOOAOAAAAAAAAAAAH!1111
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  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    Zombie_donkey wrote:
    Does Speed_King still frequent these forums or did he change his username?

    He could be any of us!

    I'm Speedking!

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    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Did he ever get his money back? Or his wheel? Or a cassette? Was that even him? Is this how leg ends are born?
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Did he ever get his money back? Or his wheel? Or a cassette? Was that even him? Is this how leg ends are born?

    I thought he was more of a bell-end.
    -Spider-
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    No, I'm Speedking!
  • MarcBC
    MarcBC Posts: 333
    No, I am Speedking and so is my wife!
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I'm Speed_King
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • thel33ter
    thel33ter Posts: 2,684
    I think you'll find I'M Speed_King

    SPEEDKING.jpg
    And now you know, and knowing is half the battle
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  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    No, I think you'll find that Ian Gillan is Speed King...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Djwv-M_saU
  • blackpoolkev
    blackpoolkev Posts: 474
    my wife accused me of being speedking after catching me checking my rear cassette for signs of wear,also I don't own a torque wrench.I phoned Wiggle to complain and they sent me a pm,but I'm not telling you what they said.
  • Tom BB
    Tom BB Posts: 1,001
    blackpoolkev wrote:
    my wife accused me of being speedking after catching me checking my rear cassette for signs of wear,also I don't own a torque wrench.I phoned Wiggle to complain and they sent me a pm,but I'm not telling you what they said.

    :D Pretty much sums up the earlier parts of the thread! Nice one!
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    I've just discovered this thread - I can't work out how or why.

    One thing is for certain - I would have found it hilarious if I had read it when it was funny and current. I may have been able to join the banter. I feel robbed that I missed the boat.

    I now find myself posting on a thread that everyone has forgotten about and struggling to make it funny or interesting - I've come late to a party too late, the hot girls are all taken and I'm 40 and fat.

    I called Prendas customer service

    To complain as I once bought a really cool top from them. THAT THEY NO LONGER HAVE IN STOCK.....

    They said that they can't help me with jokes on dead threads about Wiggle but would send me stuff if I paid them.

    Wiggle you need to sort this out......

    I'm not apologising for posting on this thread and waking it up - I've PMed someone with my reasons. No - i'm not saying who.
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  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    Delighted to see this thread has returned. I e-mailed Wiggle to complain that it was no longer being updated and there was a lack of extremely funny threads on the Forum. They replied and said something to me that makes everything ok (but whcih I will not tell you about) - and now the thread has reappeared.

    Three cheers for Wiggle!!
    -Spider-
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    I just bought a packet of Haribos to enjoy whilst reading this thread and found to my amazement that it came with a dodgy Focus Culebro that I wanted to return immediately for full compensation but then I thought,NO-stop that,ring the suppliers instead of complaining in public.
    So,I rang Wiggle and was put through to Customer Service where there was just an eery silence,interspersed with occasional crying,wailing and gnashing,also the odd gunshot.
    B*st*rds.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Misty water-coloured mem'ries of the way Speedking was.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Misty water-coloured mem'ries of the way Speedking was.

    I do believe he's on the same ward as me...

    love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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  • AndyOgy
    AndyOgy Posts: 579
    Lets not forget that this is the thread that inadvertently revealed to us all that Wiggle HQ has got an indoor race track for testing bikes on.

    If you told me that they had elves, I wouldn't have been as impressed.

    They probably also have test riders that, upon retirement, get a job as The Stig.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Having seen this thread again, it prompted me to look up Speedking's other posts.............. they do make amusing reading :D
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    MattC59 wrote:
    Having seen this thread again, it prompted me to look up Speedking's other posts.............. they do make amusing reading :D

    just read the "DO SOMETHING!!!" one, tears currently rolling down my face! :lol:

    legend!!

    love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    Having seen this thread again, it prompted me to look up Speedking's other posts.............. they do make amusing reading :D

    just read the "DO SOMETHING!!!" one, tears currently rolling down my face! :lol:

    legend!!

    love n hugs

    DD
    Yep, me too :D So much so that I had to comment on his lastet post :wink:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Roscoe_foley
    Roscoe_foley Posts: 24
    FML. I think work are going to be angry about me reading all of this thread whilst everything around me burns down...

    ...I complained to speed-king to get him to complain to wiggle and he PM'd me but I'm not telling... :wink:
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    I can take the credit for reviving this thread.

    If you don't like it, complain to Wiggle.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Do something.

    He's complaining to bike Radar office now, will he ever stop ? :D
  • symo
    symo Posts: 1,743
    Recently I took a new job on and during the interview I was told that they wanted someone to "bang heads together", and "wasn't bothered about upsetting people". However at my recent probation review my line manager and supervisor said I had upset people with the way I had done it. I rang Wiggle customer services and apparently this is nothing to do with them!! BE WARNED!!!!!
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    dmclite wrote:
    Do something.

    He's complaining to bike Radar office now, will he ever stop ? :D

    I guess not. Why not just not use this forum or ask the mods to change his user name. He could even keep his post count. He would then have to rely on not posting stupid comments to make people laugh at him again.
    Failing that, he could just stop using this forum, I've heard that there are others on t'internet.


    Wiggle should have given him this advice already. I blame their customer services line for not advising him correctly.
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    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • MaxwellBygraves
    MaxwellBygraves Posts: 1,353
    Read this and then the DO SOMETHING!!! one, absolute classic :D:D:D
    "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! " - Homer
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    i totally forgot about this thread.............

    it always cheers me up reading it!


    and I AM SeepdKing!
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    kaiser83 wrote:
    and I AM SeepdKing!
    I've already complained to Wiggle about your spelling.
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    I have just complained and want a full refund as i havent got the dyslexia i asked for!
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • nickel
    nickel Posts: 476
    Came across this absolute gem of a thread when I searched for 'hill climbs' in the road category, no idea why it brought this thread up though....

    So I complained to wiggle.

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