Has anyone ever seen a ghost ?

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  • rake
    rake Posts: 3,204
    im having a cup of tea with my ghost. he gets bored lurking out of sight.
  • TheDrunkMonk
    TheDrunkMonk Posts: 181
    The number of people who have seen a ghost is directly proportional to the number of people with mental illnesses + number of people with minor mental conditions (like narcasisitc behavior disorder) general nutty attention seekers. It's a scientific fact.

    No idea if this is true, but I just want to offend some people in case the Nazis come to power.

    Why, are ghosts never gobby types like in real life? We've gone through a bit of a social change in recent years, why don't they wear shell suits by now? Why do they always appear like you would IMAGINE ghosts to look like? Is there a uniform? And why do they still move stuff about, surely they should be graffitiing "Ghost E woz ere" across you living room wall nowadayz. 4 reel .Bo.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    TheDrunkMonk wrote:
    The number of people who have seen a ghost is directly proportional to the number of people with mental illnesses + number of people with minor mental conditions (like narcasisitc behavior disorder) general nutty attention seekers. It's a scientific fact.

    No idea if this is true, but I just want to offend some people in case the Nazis come to power.

    Why, are ghosts never gobby types like in real life? We've gone through a bit of a social change in recent years, why don't they wear shell suits by now? Why do they always appear like you would IMAGINE ghosts to look like? Is there a uniform? And why do they still move stuff about, surely they should be graffitiing "Ghost E woz ere" across you living room wall nowadayz. 4 reel .Bo.

    Legend. Woteva. :wink:
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    TheDrunkMonk wrote:
    ... why don't they wear shell suits by now? ...
    The question I'd like answered is why the wear clothes at all. Are we expected to believe that clothes have souls. If they haunt their wardrobe can they chnge into other ghost clothes?
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • eltonioni
    eltonioni Posts: 82
    I can't understand why in the afterlife people suddenly go all shy and only turn out to meet certain people.

    Also, are they insomniacs? How come they prefer to be seen at the foot of the bed in the middle of a good nights sleep?

    And why do they need a medium? Are they are so shy that they can't tell me something themselves? If so why do they need to have a stranger called Brenda in the same room to tell me that everything will be OK?

    Then there's all the noses, bangs, bumps,stuff flying around rooms and car keys finding their way into a jar on the coffee table with other peoples'. Why won't they do it under test conditions so that they can be the first ghost to prove the existance of ghosts? Do the dead lack a bit of confidence?

    I have so many questions that my indian spirit guide wants to know the answer to.

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