OT Friday thread: Three words after sex

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  • soy_sauce
    soy_sauce Posts: 987
    good job, <insert any name, apart from his/her own name>!
    "It is not impossible, its just improbable"

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  • beverick
    beverick Posts: 3,461
    My wrist hurts..... :oops:
  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    Hello? HELLO? MMEEEEEDDDDIIIICCCCCCCCC!
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  • rhext
    rhext Posts: 1,639
    Not you again!
  • CdrJake
    CdrJake Posts: 296
    'Jake, stop it!'....often heard from my ex wife. :(
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    beverick wrote:
    My wrist hurts..... :oops:
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • CdrJake
    CdrJake Posts: 296
    Gussio wrote:
    Interesting to note total lack of female input to this thread :lol:

    I feel female input into this thread could be embarssing for us chaps :lol:
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    By crikey, Pet!
    Are you broken?
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  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    prawny wrote:
    That's £20 please.

    That's a bargain :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Coriander
    Coriander Posts: 1,326
    Benno68 wrote:
    prawny wrote:
    That's £20 please.

    That's a bargain :lol::lol::lol:

    Wasn't for me.
  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Benno68 wrote:
    prawny wrote:
    That's £20 please.

    That's a bargain :lol::lol::lol:

    Depends what end of the market Prawny is.
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  • Massimo
    Massimo Posts: 318
    Damn, another puncture...
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  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    HoHoHoBlueGiant wrote:
    Want a tissue ?

    or

    where's the curtains?
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  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    fancy a quickie?
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  • singlespeedexplosif
    singlespeedexplosif Posts: 1,564
    not three words, but the ideal phrase is 'my work here is done'.
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    In Ayr the phrase may be "What a saddle!"
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html
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  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    you selfish b@rstard - and that's on a good night :)
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  • fjellrunner
    fjellrunner Posts: 64
    I hate myself!
  • Guinness Boy
    Guinness Boy Posts: 29
    And Dismount!
    Guinness is good for you! Yeah when you drink it not the morning after
  • prj45
    prj45 Posts: 2,208
    Jurassic Park ... three
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  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    "Forgive me Father"

    "Rejoin your Flock"

    "More Chloroform Nurse!!"
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    UndercoverElephant wrote:
    Benno68 wrote:
    prawny wrote:
    That's £20 please.

    That's a bargain :lol::lol::lol:

    Depends what end of the market Prawny is.

    VFM dahling! :wink:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    You're the best!

    you're a beast!

    Either works for me!

    Best sex ever!


    (Incidentally this is the best thread ever!)
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  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    Put kettle on.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I love you!
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    Allahu Akbar!!!!!!!!!!!!




    (i lose a point for only using 2 words, sorry!)
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Can I watch?

    (Though that may not be something I say before or after sex or even to my girlfriend :shock: )
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • symo
    symo Posts: 1,743
    Bombs away; weeeeeeeeeeee!
    +++++++++++++++++++++
    we are the proud, the few, Descendents.

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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Need the loo!!!
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    "SuBo, your hot!!"
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"

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