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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Always screw the lid onto a bottle of tippex properly before you shake it :oops: .
  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    must check for toilet paper before using the office loo
  • takethehighroad
    takethehighroad Posts: 6,811
    Must check the offcie loo for skidmarks before using the office loo
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    Must check the lock on the door of the office loo before I take a seat.
    -Spider-
  • rake
    rake Posts: 3,204
    Aggieboy wrote:
    rake wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    When painting and decorating it's worth not being lazy bugger and repainting the whole room, rather than parts.

    If a job's worth doing.................... :wink:
    even when repainting the whole room with more than 1 tin it sometimes doesnt match very well. :wink:

    When needing two or more tins of paint for a room, you can always mix them together to ensure a perfect colour match. :P
    good idea if you have a 2 gallon contauner . some may not. :?:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    There really are some pleasant ideas to be had on this thread. Novel paint mixing, decorating tips, tippex hints. This thread just keeps giving. Smashing. :wink:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    rake wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    rake wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    When painting and decorating it's worth not being lazy bugger and repainting the whole room, rather than parts.

    If a job's worth doing.................... :wink:
    even when repainting the whole room with more than 1 tin it sometimes doesnt match very well. :wink:

    When needing two or more tins of paint for a room, you can always mix them together to ensure a perfect colour match. :P
    good idea if you have a 2 gallon contauner . some may not. :?:

    Buckets are extremely cheap at Poundland etc
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Aggieboy wrote:
    rake wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    rake wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    When painting and decorating it's worth not being lazy bugger and repainting the whole room, rather than parts.

    If a job's worth doing.................... :wink:
    even when repainting the whole room with more than 1 tin it sometimes doesnt match very well. :wink:

    When needing two or more tins of paint for a room, you can always mix them together to ensure a perfect colour match. :P
    good idea if you have a 2 gallon contauner . some may not. :?:

    Buckets are extremely cheap at Poundland etc

    Yes, everything is cheap is poundland - a pound to be precise.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • rhext
    rhext Posts: 1,639
    It might be cheap, but is it good value?
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    rhext wrote:
    It might be cheap, but is it good value?

    If, for example, you were able to mix up 2 gallons of magnolia paint in order to prevent a mismatch of colour, I would suggest that's good value for a bucket priced at £1.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • rhext
    rhext Posts: 1,639
    Aggieboy wrote:
    rhext wrote:
    It might be cheap, but is it good value?

    If, for example, you were able to mix up 2 gallons of magnolia paint in order to prevent a mismatch of colour, I would suggest that's good value for a bucket priced at £1.

    Depends how bothered you get about mismatched magnolia paint!
  • rhext
    rhext Posts: 1,639
    A pound is enough for a can of beer.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    rhext wrote:
    A pound is enough for a can of beer.

    You can't mix 2 gallons of magnolia paint in a £1 beer can though.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    If you spent £15 on beer at £1 a can, you really wouldn't care about the magnolia paint. You may just want a kebab, fight or a little lie down.
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    rhext wrote:
    A pound is enough for a can of beer.

    Sainsburys sell a four pack of 2.1% bitter for 99 pence in their 'basics' range.
    15 quid would buy you 60 cans! I guess your walls would be vomit colour after that.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    I've got a sister in the Gas Board if you wanttometer!!!!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    My mate works at Battersea dogs Home, call up and ask for Jack Russell.


    Sorry.
  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    my toenails are thicker than my wifes
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    Youre wifes what?
  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    lips :twisted:
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    Brave
    :P
  • rake
    rake Posts: 3,204
    im a pc windows was my idea. :o
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    I'm a DCI

    The suspect falling down the stairs was the PC's idea

    :twisted:
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    My life has been so mundane this week that I have nothing to say.
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Porgy wrote:
    My life has been so mundane this week that I have nothing to say.

    Well said (try lying).
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    passout wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    My life has been so mundane this week that I have nothing to say.

    Well said (try lying).

    i was :P


    My bicycle looks clean now because i've cleaned it.
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    I bought a haggis today.
    Cycling weakly
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    I saw haggis in a tin the other day. :shock:
  • tomsdad
    tomsdad Posts: 221
    passout wrote:
    This is page 50 of the Mundane Observations Page.
    I remember the good old days of pages 7-11.
    girls in lycra is up to 159 makes you think!!
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    I feel much better after drinking 1/3 of a bottle of rum.

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