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  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Going in to a meeting in 10 mins, what MORON arranges a 2 hour meeting to take place during MY LUNCHTIME? :evil:
    I've just had a meeting over lunchtime too. Maybe it was the same one?

    Is your name Sharon?
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Nuggs wrote:
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Going in to a meeting in 10 mins, what MORON arranges a 2 hour meeting to take place during MY LUNCHTIME? :evil:
    I've just had a meeting over lunchtime too. Maybe it was the same one?

    Is your name Sharon?

    If the money is right :P
  • cyclingmev
    cyclingmev Posts: 105
    dear christ, aardvarks are hairy at this time of the year.
    i like bike
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    cyclingmev wrote:
    dear christ, aardvarks are hairy at this time of the year.

    i said the very same to my wife last night - 'those Cumbrian aardvaarks do get very hairy this time of year, dear', i said.
  • mmitchell88
    mmitchell88 Posts: 340
    I had a dream last night about Sarah Beeny. In my dream, she wondered if the off topic thread was in danger of becoming on-topic...
    Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
    And then you put in the milk.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    Bloody hell - so it was Glynis Barber all along!!
  • fungus_the_muffin_man
    fungus_the_muffin_man Posts: 1,608
    This ramiflu is making my boobs hurt :?
    Bianchi. There are no alternatives only compromises!
    I RIDE A KONA CADABRA -would you like to come and have a play with my magic link?
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Hometime soon and the big yellow thing in the sky seems to be winning the battle against the clouds for once.
  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    Several pints of your finest Magners outside a suitably positioned hostelry, it's what balmy Friday evenings were made for.
    Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/34335188@N07/3336802663/
  • fungus_the_muffin_man
    fungus_the_muffin_man Posts: 1,608
    I'm sat at home watching the rugby with a meat and potato pie and a can of tangle foot :( I should be at The willows watching my team lose AGAIN!
    Bianchi. There are no alternatives only compromises!
    I RIDE A KONA CADABRA -would you like to come and have a play with my magic link?
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    Twining's lemon & ginger tea is quite nice actually, but I've got 2 bottles of lager and a DVD waiting.
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    cyclingmev wrote:
    dear christ, aardvarks are hairy at this time of the year.

    Do they make good pets??
  • grantus
    grantus Posts: 690
    Two years ago I went on holiday and came home to find that a very small thistle which had been growing in my lawn had grown to well over one foot high due to some very warm weather whilst i'd been away.

    I cut it down and have always kept my lawn regularly mown however this year I went away for two weeks again and the grass was long overdue a trim. Anyway, upon returning TWO thistles had appeared approximately 2 feet to the right of where the original one had been.

    Anyway, they are now in my way when I want to walk along my paving slabs to get to my shed however due to constant wet weather i've been unable to cut the grass since I returned three weeks ago and the thistles are still there and are at an awkward height now where they jag the inside of your legs if you try and hop over them whilst wearing shorts. This is now starting to spoil my enjoyment of getting my bike out of my shed and also putting it away again at the end of a ride.

    So, are thistles weeds? or should I cultivate them?
    www.westlothianclarion.co.uk
  • fungus_the_muffin_man
    fungus_the_muffin_man Posts: 1,608
    I've got a bloody headache
    Bianchi. There are no alternatives only compromises!
    I RIDE A KONA CADABRA -would you like to come and have a play with my magic link?
  • pneumatic
    pneumatic Posts: 1,989
    I gave my mother a viking ship fridge magnet today. She said "thank you dear" and put it with the others on her freezer.

    Fast and Bulbous
    Peregrinations
    Eddingtons: 80 (Metric); 60 (Imperial)
  • Red Rock
    Red Rock Posts: 517
    psychosurgery_dude.jpg

    Lobotomies (used mainly from the 1930s to 1950s to treat a wide range of severe disorders, including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders, as well as people who were considered a nuisance by demonstrating behavior characterized as, for example, "moodiness" or "youthful defiance") have now fallen out of use, as doctors use various drugs and psychological therapies to treat mental illnesses.

    Dedicated to those that are one sandwich short of a picnic :lol:
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 992
    Kerry cruise past the Dubs at Croker into the semis. Sam back to the Kingdom this year?

    God I miss real football, especially my beloved Charlton.
    Old hippies don't die, they just lie low until the laughter stops and their time comes round again.
    Joseph Gallivan
  • mmitchell88
    mmitchell88 Posts: 340
    How did I ever manage without Color Riche Shine Gelee?



    mmm...gelee....
    Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
    And then you put in the milk.
  • sudholz
    sudholz Posts: 69
    Why is there SO much hate on this forum?

    You guys are worse than those a$$holes on the Pro Race forum.

    It used to be so much nicer in here. Perhaps some folk need banning?

    etc...

    inappropriate smiley use....

    *gets coat*

    *leaves*
    Well. Certaintly...
  • fast as fupp
    fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
    sudholz wrote:
    Why is there SO much hate on this forum?

    You guys are worse than those a$$holes on the Pro Race forum.

    It used to be so much nicer in here. Perhaps some folk need banning?

    etc...

    inappropriate smiley use....

    *gets coat*

    *leaves*

    bye!
    'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'
  • sudholz
    sudholz Posts: 69
    Has anyone placed a bet on the chances of Cavendish winning green in next year's TdF yet, and what odds did you get?

    Speaking of green, I also heard that avocados are good for preventing cramp. Is anyone else able to back this up?

    I would try them but I can't get past cider and kebabs.
    Well. Certaintly...
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Free Jezmo!
  • stevenmh
    stevenmh Posts: 180
    Definitely! Not all whisky is of the same quality. The Caolia 16 years old and 18 years old are quite different. Bushmills, an Irish whisky, is an excellent choice if the budget is tight and you enjoy a smooth easy to drink tipple. But, if you enjoy a peaty, smoky whisky then I would recommend Lagavulin, but not just any Lagavulin. I am not a big fan of their lesser malts, even the 16 years old does not get me excited. No, if you are looking for one of the best Lagavulins available then I suggest their Distillers edition. It is not overly priced, around 40 pounds at an off licence in Marlow.

    Give it a try but remember do not drink and ride.
  • Red Rock
    Red Rock Posts: 517
    Who the hell took my last chocolate chip muffin :evil:
  • keef66
    keef66 Posts: 13,123
    Bloody spreadsheets. I've printed it out on A3 landscape, and it's still unreadable to the naked eye.
  • cyclingmev
    cyclingmev Posts: 105
    marmite rice cakes? WTF?
    i like bike
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    I cannot believe I have just succumbed to a Biscuit and Raisin Yorkie. Thats 332 calories! And it's made me feel quite sick as well.

    Bah.
  • jonnycon
    jonnycon Posts: 116
    that's so right, it was just like in close encounters where he makes a giant mountain out of mash !
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Have you noticed the popularity of seaside "rock" is on the decline.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    It's been raining for 3 days solid here :cry:
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs

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