Ah, why women get their own bike frames

Rich158

Il Principe wrote:

You guys are making maths fun!

Keep up the good work.

Is there a correlation between jiggleability and country of origin I wonder?

An interesting hypothesis that's worthy of further investigation

iclestu

Kieran_Burns wrote:

sarajoy wrote:

...I'm rather worried now that this thread might be used as an excuse to scrutinize any jiggling that I do cycling down the cobbled street to the Duke tonight...

Only if you film it.



You WILL film it won't you?

and for research purposes we will need to know:

cup size
use of artificial enhancements
pointy up factor
speed of bike
materials used in booby holder and top


God, I'm glad I'm at the other end of the A38 from Sara :P

And.....

We need you to do it several times, at different speeds using different riding positions and different clothes until we induce an OOB moment.

That ok?

woodyonthebeach

iclestu wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

sarajoy wrote:

...I'm rather worried now that this thread might be used as an excuse to scrutinize any jiggling that I do cycling down the cobbled street to the Duke tonight...

Only if you film it.



You WILL film it won't you?

and for research purposes we will need to know:

cup size
use of artificial enhancements
pointy up factor
speed of bike
materials used in booby holder and top


God, I'm glad I'm at the other end of the A38 from Sara :P

And.....

We need you to do it several times, at different speeds using different riding positions and different clothes until we induce an OOB moment.

That ok?

and different tyre pressures we have got to cover all areas

Kieran_Burns

and different tyre pressures we have got to cover all areas

i thought the point was to uncover the areas????

Oddjob62

I must say i'm very much enjoying my laps around Regents Park at the moment

gert_lush

also, is there a correlation between temperature and number of OOB's per day, if so there must be a specific temperature where OOB's are at a max!

sarajoy

iclestu wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

sarajoy wrote:

...I'm rather worried now that this thread might be used as an excuse to scrutinize any jiggling that I do cycling down the cobbled street to the Duke tonight...

Only if you film it.



You WILL film it won't you?

and for research purposes we will need to know:

cup size
use of artificial enhancements
pointy up factor
speed of bike
materials used in booby holder and top


God, I'm glad I'm at the other end of the A38 from Sara :P

And.....

We need you to do it several times, at different speeds using different riding positions and different clothes until we induce an OOB moment.

That ok?

Crikey! :shock:

Pay me in pints of ale...

woodyonthebeach

Kieran_Burns wrote:

and different tyre pressures we have got to cover all areas

i thought the point was to uncover the areas????

the higher the pressure the better the jiggle

Rich158

woodyonthebeach wrote:

Rich158 wrote:

Gussio wrote:

This thread would benefit from photographs to support the articulate and erudite points made above...

Hold on I'll just pop out to Greenwich Park....

Sorry what's that officer :?:

It's official scientific research.....

And the Haribo in my pocket :shock: :shock: :shock:

with a packet of crisps and a cheesy smile here come Rich158 the

serious note. maybe reconsider the bribe. Glass of champagne perhaps

Aaaahhhhh but in order to support the research my spending on Wiggle will have to go up in order to obtain enough free Haribo There is a method in my madness

So in order to research jiggleability I'll have to increase my Wiggle-ing activity :? :shock:

il_principe

woodyonthebeach wrote:

iclestu wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

sarajoy wrote:

...I'm rather worried now that this thread might be used as an excuse to scrutinize any jiggling that I do cycling down the cobbled street to the Duke tonight...

Only if you film it.



You WILL film it won't you?

and for research purposes we will need to know:

cup size
use of artificial enhancements
pointy up factor
speed of bike
materials used in booby holder and top


God, I'm glad I'm at the other end of the A38 from Sara :P

And.....

We need you to do it several times, at different speeds using different riding positions and different clothes until we induce an OOB moment.

That ok?

and different tyre pressures we have got to cover all areas

And without clothes of course... purely for syentifik reasons.

Rich158

Il Principe wrote:

woodyonthebeach wrote:

iclestu wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

sarajoy wrote:

...I'm rather worried now that this thread might be used as an excuse to scrutinize any jiggling that I do cycling down the cobbled street to the Duke tonight...

Only if you film it.



You WILL film it won't you?

and for research purposes we will need to know:

cup size
use of artificial enhancements
pointy up factor
speed of bike
materials used in booby holder and top


God, I'm glad I'm at the other end of the A38 from Sara :P

And.....

We need you to do it several times, at different speeds using different riding positions and different clothes until we induce an OOB moment.

That ok?

and different tyre pressures we have got to cover all areas

And without clothes of course... purely for syentifik reasons.

That goes without saying, any serious scientific research needs a baseline against which all observations can be measured

tardington

laughingboy wrote:

ChrisInBicester wrote:

tardington wrote:

Just been told:

I can't ride men's bikes - you're always leaning just that little bit further forward, so all your weight goes where ... weight didn't ought to go.

See I read this this morning and assumed it was a reference to the... umm... ahhh... err frontal seated area pressing where pressing from the saddle may not always be the most welcome sensation. As in budgie, and associated tongue thereof. Was it just me then?

Exactly the point in point, so to speak. If it didn't sound so painful, I'd say that you have hit the nail on the head. :shock:

P.S. - that's a new one on me: budgie tongue. The things you learn on this forum!

That was exactly the meaning of the OP! But, well, boobs are interesting too!

Is this one of the few situations where a cheapy full-susser is a bonus? I am thinking of the bouncy-bouncy motion..

iclestu

tardington wrote:

...Is this one of the few situations where a cheapy full-susser is a bonus? ...

You refering to the girl or the bike?

il_principe

tardington wrote:

Is this one of the few situations where a cheapy full-susser is a bonus? I am thinking of the bouncy-bouncy motion..

Mmmm but it might have the opposite effect. I'm thinking no suss, that way more energy must escape from any bouncy areas available. Oh and Alu frames all the way please.

redvee

Can't say too much about my plans for lurking in King street in 50 mins as sarajoy might still look at BR before she leaves work for the cobbles but I do have a camera on the bars and one of equal resolution on my phone

Homer J

I've read the first 2 pages and now i'm just scrolling for picks.. :P

skyd0g

I've just been out down to the Nurses Dorm for a spot of Tiffin, while looking for a few willing volunteers and to bounce-around a few theories and such. But I'm afraid I didn't get too far before Matron chased me out (again).

...but it occured to me that as the subject is primarily gravity-related, that the phases of the Moon (phM), tides and such will play a definative factor. Not to be confused with MPH, of course.

Stick with it chaps, we'll have this one licked yet!

skyd0g

Homer J wrote:

I've read the first 2 pages and now i'm just scrolling for picks.. :P

Here you are Homer J...


...but, do try to stay on-track of the subject, please.

NGale

it seems that with the cycling lads down in Dartmouth I have crossed that line between one of the lads to 'the bird on a bike with a nice arse' :shock:

It all came about after wearing a low cut top to a social even and then drunkly riding around the streets of Dartmouth wearing said low cut top, trousers and heels! :shock:

UndercoverElephant

You know, this thread has reminded me why I used to love Physics at school. Miss Jones my teacher had a wide range of low-cut tops, and some incredibly jiggly jugglers.

And best of all, she never made us go up and write on the board. :oops:

NGale

UndercoverElephant wrote:

You know, this thread has reminded me why I used to love Physics at school. Miss Jones my teacher had a wide range of low-cut tops, and some incredibly jiggly jugglers.

And best of all, she never made us go up and write on the board. :oops:

Perv

Mind you there was an Australian PE teacher at my old school who all the girls used to fancy. cutest arse you ever saw :P

skyd0g

NGale wrote:

it seems that with the cycling lads down in Dartmouth I have crossed that line between one of the lads to 'the bird on a bike with a nice ars*' :shock:

It all came about after wearing a low cut top to a social even and then drunkly riding around the streets of Dartmouth wearing said low cut top, trousers and heels! :shock:

Ye gads! That top must have been cut pretty damned low to be showing your ars*!!!! :shock:
I'll wager young lady, that you may have inadvertantly put your top on back-to-front in your eagerness to be first at the bar to get a round in for us chaps. Very laudable, I grant you, but perchance a little more attention to detail required next time?

DonDaddyD

skyd0g wrote:

NGale wrote:

it seems that with the cycling lads down in Dartmouth I have crossed that line between one of the lads to 'the bird on a bike with a nice ars*' :shock:

It all came about after wearing a low cut top to a social even and then drunkly riding around the streets of Dartmouth wearing said low cut top, trousers and heels! :shock:

Ye gads! That top must have been cut pretty damned low to be showing your ars*!!!! :shock:

What will the 'Good Commander' say!?

woodyonthebeach

thrown in for good measure. If the Jiggle is good enough will it have an effect of there FCN

lost_in_thought

woodyonthebeach wrote:

thrown in for good measure. If the Jiggle is good enough will it have an effect of there FCN

Oh really?

Interesting.... :twisted:

woodyonthebeach

lost_in_thought wrote:

woodyonthebeach wrote:

thrown in for good measure. If the Jiggle is good enough will it have an effect of there FCN

Oh really?

Interesting.... :twisted:

ok maybe not then. LiT I bow before you in sorrow at suggesting such a thing

lost_in_thought

woodyonthebeach wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

woodyonthebeach wrote:

thrown in for good measure. If the Jiggle is good enough will it have an effect of there FCN

Oh really?

Interesting.... :twisted:

ok maybe not then. LiT I bow before you in sorrow at suggesting such a thing

It was more a 'sees opportunity to go to FCN 8' reaction than anything else...

Pokerface

Pic stolen from another thread - but I think this sums up the frontal scoop issue (although it's on a mountain bike):

DonDaddyD

Pokerface wrote:

Pic stolen from another thread - but I think this sums up the frontal scoop issue (although it's on a mountain bike):

Holy mother of mercy!

If Darth Vader had boobs!!!

woodyonthebeach

i want to be hill she rides down