How to impress a girl...
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Cantdosleepy wrote:
Re chess analogy: best to bear in mind that when I pass through Farringdon I turn into a Queen.
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Not sure you can claim ownership on my self-zing, champ.
But on a more serious note, a dim view is taken round here of using certain epithets to talk about females. Slang terms that refer to women in terms of their sexual forthrightness aren't really cool. If you wouldn't say it to a person's face, then it's probably best not to say it about them either in the specific or the general. 'Slut' and so forth - best avoided in all situations. They're the kind of terms that say a lot more about the person using them than about the person being described.
Hey, cool - we've signature buddies! Good luck getting the trips in.0 -
Isn't it time that this thread died a death? If you want to talk pish take it to Soapbox.
Commuting forum? :roll: FFS!A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0 -
Cantdosleepy wrote:
Hey, cool - we've signature buddies! Good luck getting the trips in.
Yeah cool, I am only 185.25 days behind you to pay of my bike. Imight do a couple of 50+mile bike rides with local club to shave of the days even quicker.
Good luck with your trips, scalping and high qulaity misognmyny.
You should try some adultry, espically a MILF, now thats cool; I have succeeded six times! Although I do recommened a can of coke with the Ginsters for some added swooning
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Cantdosleepy wrote:I frequently find myself unable to tell a slut from a slag, and a skank from a slut.
The main d ifference between a slut and slag is:
slut = a dirty slatternly girl :shock:
slag = a coarse or diisipated girl :shock:
I know which one I would rather share a Ginsters with and a ride on the circle.
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Your telling me that your girlffriend is so narrowminded and full of fear of men that if she was late for work and her car had broken down, the taxis were fully booked and she had opted to go by bus and I pulled up in a nice Toyata Roadster and offered her a lift to the courts all she could think is 'rapist'.
Yeah, I think 'cautious' is more appropriate than 'narrowminded'. Personally I think that jumping into a strangers car - because it looks nice - is naive.
Are you really trying to defend the notion that its OK for women to just jump into a strangers car because they like the look of it.... :roll:Charming. Honestly, some women just jump to such hasty conclusions. I had a car before and I felt like a flipping taxi service.
You see that last bit. We (as a society) have been warned not to hitch hike, pick up hitch hikers and not to jump into unlicensed cabs or the cars of strangers for the purpose of assuring our own personal safety.
Wow you're really typing this stuff! :shock:With regards to only knowing one type of girl I dont think I would really want to know any other girls apart from Chavs. I think Coleen MYcoughlin (Wayne Rooneys wife), the queen of Chavs is a very attractive girl and Cherly Tweedy too.
Frankly I think what you've said is completely blinkered.
The world is full of interesting people from different walks of life, who have different social practices, lifestyles etc. To willingly limit yourself to knowing only one type is to stunt yourself and your own experiences. In my opinion of course.Anyhow I subscirbe to your thoughts of girls who like boys with cars as being shallow. I used to stress that point to my ex-female boss who was only intersted in boys with cars. I am sure me and my ex-boss would have had a few fun rides together had I actually had a car.
Again I stress my view that she arguably isn't a person worth knowing.Anyway what happened to the old knight in shining armour coming to save the damsel in distress (well foul british weather anyway)?
People got raped, robed and murdered by people foolishly jumping into car's of strangers.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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Another point, if I had a maxed out highly modified Vauxhall Corsa/Astra or something and went to one of those MAx Power events and all the slinky wenches there were and I pulled one on the basis of high cool my car was then I am going to have no complaints.
this thread is about how to impress a girl. if a flashy sports car or modifiied car is going to impress some girl, then fair enough. I am impressed by a nice rump. If she has a great pair of bristols but a flat arse then its a no-no. But if her arse is like Kylie Minogues then i aint going to complain.0 -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5399600.stmSpitchips wrote:hardly knights in shining armour are they and anyway they dont get murdered.They get from A to B, they get to their destination as planned. My parents whent hitchhiking all over europe before I waas born, they did not have any complaints.
The World has changed.
http://www.greatgapyears.co.uk/HitchHikingDangers.htmlI also think you have been watching too many films like the one with Rutgeur Huer (hitchahkijker0) I think its called. No doubt you had reservations about swimming in sea after watching Jaws film.
Lets not be childish.Anyhow, if I see a friends friend at the bus stop and I offer to give her alift to work or something and she accepts my offer. Fair enough. I might drop her off at her destination, and thats that.
A friends friend wouldn't be a stranger would it. Obviously you two would likely be aware that you are know the same person... :roll:
You originally implied that you would/could/did just pick up Cheryl Tweedy looking women at bus stops with your nice looking car. To which, I basically said "jumping into a strangers car is potentially dangerous".next week, we might bump into each other in town and go for lunch or something. We swap numbers and then go out for dinner at weekend and clubbing. She goes back to mine and we do a bit of jiggy jiggy then that is not all those things you mentioned before. Preferably she would have to be married. Nothing like a bit of adultary. hell maybe could do a bit of dogging (girlfreind swapping for aquick in-out) at local lakes car park- i here its a popular past time around here.
Wow, just wow. If some on this site read the above they'd all simply explode in a fit of self-righteous morals, claiming TMI and waving holy water all over the place (you all know who you are). Me? Surely Dogging is far too cold given the weather.
Now I admit - and I've never done dogging - but I'd rather 'dog' in a nice Executive car like a Jag, BMW, Audi, Maybach as oppose to a Scooby, Fiesta XR2....
Can you even be pretentious when dogging? :shock:
You did, when you didn't specify.Who ever mentioned anything about strangers.Even if it was a stranger I have had plenty of offerings and occassiionally have to beat them off with a stick and that is without a car.
I'm glad for you.She could be a despetate housewife who is negelcted by husband, she could be a nyumphomaniac, she could b a sex-crazed lunatic who is like that girl who went on a world record to see how many guys she could have sex with in 24hrs - i think it was over 200. Not every girl is reserverd and typically frigid British girl, hence the term 'cheap slut'.
(Your imagination amazes me)
I've seen that one, I think Ron Jeremy was the last dude to go through.
The record has since been broken. Look it up, Google knows all.
On that point for your information:
http://www.taxiregister.com/unlicensed.php
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5399600.stm
http://www.greatgapyears.co.uk/HitchHikingDangers.htmlFood Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Spitchips wrote:Another point, if I had a maxed out highly modified Vauxhall Corsa/Astra or something and went to one of those MAx Power events and all the slinky wenches there were and I pulled one on the basis of high cool my car was then I am going to have no complaints.
this thread is about how to impress a girl. if a flashy sports car or modifiied car is going to impress some girl, then fair enough. I am impressed by a nice rump. If she has a great pair of bristols but a flat ars* then its a no-no. But if her ars* is like Kylie Minogues then i aint going to complain.
Honestly, and I don't mean this in a bad way but how old are you and where in the World do you come from. I think being more clear on who I am talking to may aid me in understanding you.
Anyway This'll be one of the few times I reveal the depth of me online but....
I date a Lawyer, I went to Uni. I studied Film and TV and Business Psychology (before that it was Business Psychology, Business Management and Marketing).
Amongst other things I am interested in mythology, music, philosophy, history, cooking, comics, roller/ice skating, cycling, sci-fi and any kind of genre of film. I'm attracted by people, the person and their personality. What's more I need to be able to talk to the person about a variety of subjects from computer games, football and porn to ethics, politics and economics. I'm not overly interested in the physical beauty of a person because I believe attraction can grow and I also believe you can become attracted to someone as you grow to know them as a person.
Your logic doesn't apply to me. The girls that interest me, in my experience, are not impressed by how big my intake valve is or how fast my car goes or how much money I earn. I am not interested in knowing people that believe money, possessions, wealth, class, social stature are the most important things about a person.
There is wealth in loving to know a personality.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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It appears 'impressing a girl' will take allot more than: ramming into her and making a airhead of yourself, offering a rim-job as could be interpreted the wrong way and impressing her with a cool car as most people think you would be impressing the wrong sort. Or as L-I-T so kindly put it may make you look too chav-tastic.
Although it seems one chap seems to think a Ginsters and ride on cirlce is big thumb up.
As anyone esle tried the Cantdosleepy technique?
Together I am sure we can overcome this bewlidering challenge and go out armed to the teeth with excellent 'impressing technqieues' and find ourselves making the 'Lynx effect' look lame!!
I think I will be the first to test out Cantdosleepy technique combined with the 'Nina Ricci aftershave Effect' and keep everyone posted onmy results.0 -
Please don't.Spitchips wrote:and keep everyone posted onmy results.0 -
Always Tyred wrote:
Please don't.Spitchips wrote:and keep everyone posted onmy results.
Dare I ask why?0 -
Because nobody's interested?Spitchips wrote:
Dare I ask why?Always Tyred wrote:
Please don't.Spitchips wrote:and keep everyone posted onmy results.0 -
Spitchips wrote:Always Tyred wrote:
Please don't.Spitchips wrote:and keep everyone posted onmy results.
Dare I ask why?
Spitchips, your taste in cars is pathetic, your taste in women is awful and I'd suggest that in your little dream world, your little Chavette would only be yours so long as nobody with a better car doesn't copy your obviously-guaranteed-never-to-fail pulling technique at the bus stop (you won't be able to give her a lift every time).
Shallow shallow shallow.
As for the misogny, I don't much care for women myself, but really curb your language young man, your mother once had sex I assume in order to procreate and create you (bet she regretted that!)would you be happy hearing her being called a slut/slag/slapper/wench? I think not. (and before you get all defensive - NO I AM NOT CALLING YOUR MOTHER NAMES)
Now then, down to business, I smell young flesh, do you have a pert backside? A slender figure? Pale, soft skin and boyish good looks?
If so, do you fancy a rim job?0 -
Hey Gay69 we missed you at the SCR Xmas bash.... or did we Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
I though I spotted Greg66 sneaking off with a shadowy figure for 5 minutes, maybe that was Gay69.
Greg?"Impressive break"
"Thanks...
...I can taste blood"0 -
My father always said ""if you can stand at the bar and lick your eyebrows you will impress all the girls'' Ademort . ademort
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Gay69 wrote:If so, do you fancy a rim job?
If I wrote that, some would be in uproar.....
Still, Gay69 for what you wrote I can only offer a +1!
Well said!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Spitchips wrote:Always Tyred wrote:
Please don't.Spitchips wrote:and keep everyone posted onmy results.
Dare I ask why?
Oooh ooh can I answer him? Can I? Please??0 -
Why is everyone indulging this troll??0
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Cori you're back!
I applaud the troll's efforts if he has provoked your return...
Other than that he can naff off back under the bridge where he belongs.0 -
Spitchips has now been banned from the forum.0
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I always wondered what it'd take to be banned from this site...... :shock:
Awesome thread?Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
I must try harder.DonDaddyD wrote:I always wondered what it'd take to be banned from this site...... :shock:
Awesome thread?0 -
Shame this thread got attacked by the biggest **** known to humanity! :roll:
Anyway, Happy New Year chaps! :P0 -
Come to think of it George Bush DOES cycle, doesn't he?Sewinman wrote:Shame this thread got attacked by the biggest **** known to humanity! :roll:
Anyway, Happy New Year chaps! :P0
