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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    Well well well... not sure a sarong (at least that's what it looks like) counts as a dress but lets run with it :D
    it's a lavalava technically (so yeah a sarong) I was getting tattooed in NZ all very traditional stuff, hence also why I look fu<ked up
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    Citizen Smith wrote:
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    Cilit Ginge

    Bang! and The Jon is Gone

    Just a reference to the power of awesome displayed by JG, I clocked a top speed of 32.3mph trying to chase him down.

    Great Scott, Marty!

    Sounds about right. I've been doing 34.9 and not shaken him. In fact, I've never shaken him.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    cjcp wrote:
    Citizen Smith wrote:
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    Cilit Ginge

    Bang! and The Jon is Gone

    Just a reference to the power of awesome displayed by JG, I clocked a top speed of 32.3mph trying to chase him down.

    Great Scott, Marty!

    Sounds about right. I've been doing 34.9 and not shaken him. In fact, I've never shaken him.

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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Well I couldn't hit a chap in a dress. Consider the Gauntlet recalled.
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    cjcp wrote:
    Citizen Smith wrote:
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    Cilit Ginge

    Bang! and The Jon is Gone

    Just a reference to the power of awesome displayed by JG, I clocked a top speed of 32.3mph trying to chase him down.

    Great Scott, Marty!

    Sounds about right. I've been doing 34.9 and not shaken him. In fact, I've never shaken him.
    Not strictly true. I got dropped before you at CP.
    Not sure what speed I was doing last night: I've been doing the commute sans ordinateur for the last couple of weeks. Quite liberating.
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    biondino wrote:
    Well I couldn't hit a chap in a dress. Consider the Gauntlet recalled.
    It doesn't look very aerodynamic either. Also, those greaves would making spinning a bit troublesome...
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    JonGinge wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    Well I couldn't hit a chap in a dress. Consider the Gauntlet recalled.
    It doesn't look very aerodynamic either. Also, those greaves would making spinning a bit troublesome...

    do I look aerodynamic to you???
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Clever Pun wrote:
    JonGinge wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    Well I couldn't hit a chap in a dress. Consider the Gauntlet recalled.
    It doesn't look very aerodynamic either. Also, those greaves would making spinning a bit troublesome...

    do I look aerodynamic to you???
    I decline to answer. ;)

    Bit of a brain malfunction above, I was referring to DDD's pic not yours. Quoting fail.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Clever Pun wrote:
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    I'm confused JG on a bike!?! :?

    and ITBoffin NOT in a pub - what's next... CP wearing a dress?

    Say what?

    TattooLavalava.jpg

    Dude you used to be cool, what happened, you went all trendy next you'll be saying that you enjoy wearing skinny jeans...

    Now go and put some sandels on...
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    JonGinge wrote:
    cjcp wrote:
    Citizen Smith wrote:
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    Cilit Ginge

    Bang! and The Jon is Gone

    Just a reference to the power of awesome displayed by JG, I clocked a top speed of 32.3mph trying to chase him down.

    Great Scott, Marty!

    Sounds about right. I've been doing 34.9 and not shaken him. In fact, I've never shaken him.
    Not strictly true. I got dropped before you at CP.
    Not sure what speed I was doing last night: I've been doing the commute sans ordinateur for the last couple of weeks. Quite liberating.

    Ah, but that's not SCR. That's like, er, well, *proper* racing <shudders>. Where one can hide in the safety of a peleton. :wink: (I seriously hope no one from "Road" reads this. :) )
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    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    I'm confused JG on a bike!?! :?

    and ITBoffin NOT in a pub - what's next... CP wearing a dress?

    Say what?

    TattooLavalava.jpg

    Dude you used to be cool, what happened, you went all trendy next you'll be saying that you enjoy wearing skinny jeans...

    Now go and put some sandels on...

    you get to wear that if you can handle 9 hours of these bad boys
    TatuInstruments.jpg

    Biondino.. I wont be wearing that in the morpeth... unless you ask real nice
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  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    What do they do with those? Tickle you?
  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    Clever Pun wrote:
    TatuInstruments.jpg

    What the French Connection UK are those?!
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    _Brun_ wrote:
    What do they do with those? Tickle you?

    it does tickle a bit... they hit them into you with a stick (not to be confused with a d-lock)

    for example this POV shot demonstrates
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boiSWyFNi5s

    TommtEss, they're boar tusks cut into points they get dipped in ink and BAM, you're marked
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  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    That's pretty cool - but marked like getting branded, or do they make a pattern/image?

    Will have to take a closer look next time I'm at the Morpeth.
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    TommyEss wrote:
    That's pretty cool - but marked like getting branded, or do they make a pattern/image?

    Will have to take a closer look next time I'm at the Morpeth.

    not in this weather you wont :lol:

    they can do whatever they want pretty much, traditionally they'd sit for nearly 48 hours and get the whole shorts area done.. people died during the process as it was pretty fricking mental.

    here's mine, I'm linking it as ... well you'll see why :lol: it's SFW btw
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/clever_pun/Ink/TattoowithBruising.jpg

    the curved parts are done with machine and straight lines were traditional
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  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    Awesome - I know what you mean now - a lot of the Maori All Blacks and other pacific islanders have similar, as you say, tattoo shorts that you can see when they're playing.
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Anyway... beers tomorrow night people???
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    Hells yeah!
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    I can't - off to Ireland for beers!
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Anyway... beers tomorrow night people???

    Your ideas are intriguing to me, but then I was also really looking forward to my first quiet night in of the week...
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    biondino wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Anyway... beers tomorrow night people???

    Your ideas are intriguing to me, but then I was also really looking forward to my first quiet night in of the week...

    Not man enough? thought so
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    You can talk - if your body was your face, you'd be Barbara Cartland.
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  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    All I'm getting from that is that CP would make a hideous woman... :shock:
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    biondino wrote:
    You can talk - if your body was your face, you'd be Barbara Cartland.

    ?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I may and I mean may go to the Morpeth tomorrow. No I won't be on Karen.

    Get your excuses in....
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    Excuses on why the first rounds on your then DDD :D ?
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  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    I'll be there for a few but have a friend arriving in town at some point during the evening.
  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Count me in :D
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I may and I mean may go to the Morpeth tomorrow. No I won't be on Karen.

    Get your excuses in....

    Washing my hair :P
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