LEAVE the Conservative Party and save your country!

Admit to stopping reading Private Eye due to the constant corruption corruption corruption reporting, so necessary as that is. Just too depressing. WAFC.

The tories managed the separation quite easily.

Fwiw my wife’s best friend is a head at a primary school, is quitting to teach people in a prison as it’s too grim at the school (rough part of town).

Better work/life balance apparently.

Big loss for the children, she’s properly good.

You've got to hand it to Allison Pearson, this is quite bonkers and funny. It must be parody, surely?

"Do we really want 10 years of Labour supercharging Woke in our institutions, brainwashing schoolchildren to despise their country and feel guilty about its remarkable history, abolishing patriotic feeling (Bye bye Rule Britannia at the Proms, so long Union Jack!), banning parents from talking their own children out of mutilating their young bodies, giving comfort to Islamists and far Leftists who wish to destroy our way of life, repatriating Shamima Begum (Sham’s human rights being more important than ours, of course), pursuing a “safe routes”, all-barbarians-welcome immigration policy, expanding the WFH quango class and suffocating the spirit of free enterprise. Purse-lipped cultural revolutionaries making that British pastime “having a laugh” illegal (just you wait). To cap it all, legislating away free speech to the point where even discussing any of the above is a hate crime.

"Make no mistake, that is the very real danger if we, as many of the right-minded among us intend to do, either vote Reform UK or refuse to vote at all. Unfairly, Reform will end up with no seats and the Tories could hold so few that it will be the work of more than one term to get back into government. The Conservative Party may deserve that decade in the wilderness, but what about Britain? I am scared, quite frankly, hugely apprehensive. Afraid that our beloved country will be irretrievably lost under a moronocracy led by clod-hopping class warriors like Angela “Tory scum” Rayner. 

"A courageous new conservative Conservative leader – a Kemi, Suella, Priti, Robert – committed to leaving the European Convention on Human Rights and taking back immediate control of our borders, who is elected straight after the certain bloodbath of the 2 May local elections, could do much to mitigate that awful fate, I think."

Going further and further to the Tight has seen the Tories become less and less popular so obviously the answer is to go even further Right with a ‘brave’ leader like Badenoch, Braverman or Patel. I can’t work out if people like that genuinely believe what they are saying or are just after a reaction.

If they don’t want Labour in power because of all this ridiculous made up stuff they’ll do the answer is in the opposite direction and moving back to the centre ground that the vast majority of voters occupy. They could have learned all this from Labour over the past 50 years or so, the only time they’ve been elected is when they’ve moved away from the Left.

I see the Minister for Nonsense, Esther McVey is in trouble for renting out her London property while claiming rent expenses for another London property to live in. Funny how it's always the ones who shout loudest about efficient public spending who are found to be receiving a big benefit from the public purse.

MPs had the opportunity to build accommodation for all of them just across the river. It would have ended the whole shambles around expenses, but they chose not to.

I've been saying that since the expenses scandal during the last Labour government.

It's almost as though the current system gives them a benefit rather than just covering their actual work based requirements. Who'd have thought?!

Oof. 😆

Particularly if one is funded by the 55 Tufton Street ensemble.

As for that 'article' posted above by Pearson the junkhead, what issue do the gammonati have with Bad Enoch, Priti Vacant, Cruella B et al? Ain't they like non pale skinned immigrunts as well?

I'm glad that Ms Lettuce has cleared that up. It takes a certain intellect to have such clarity of thought.

She has repurposed the universe is big chapter of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

General election is going to be wild.

Tory Party has gone mad

https://x.com/Conservatives/status/1772321715713982730?s=20

Is that a new party?