The return of...Caption Competition
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Any jobs going at GB News? I don’t think there will be many sitting Tory mp’s left after the next election?
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Unwinding in the sauna, Mogg finally braves it and removes his top hat.
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When one gets distracted by so much sunshine outside and forgets (again) about this commitment.
I'll choose one of SG's barrage on the farrage, going for this one. To you sir.
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oh dear, um, i mean, thank you for the great honour &c.
quick and oh so dirty
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“Me and Kim are in love, but that doesn’t stop us being fuckbuddies”
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"Donnie - that c*nt over there that looks like Hitler without the tache is Rees-Mogg and the open mouthed tw@t next to him is called 'Farage' ".
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Don’t worry, when you’re convicted, flee, reside in the motherland and grab yourself some Russian pussy.
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu1 -
Pinno and Seano compare toupes.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
"Ok Drumpfski my friend, you know I have the CCTV clips of you with the prostitutes. Unless you give me full backing to attack whichever member of NATO I fancy then you know the world will see that your d1ck is smaller than this."
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Vlad: Hey, that's Tucker Clarkson isn't it? Can you introduce us?
Don: No, that guy is a fucking communist.
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Mr and Mrs Webboo discuss the next village hall party.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
hey Don, did you hear the joke about the first time convicted felon and their first night in prison?
he was sharing a cell with an old con, and the first time felon was told he was playing mommies and daddies and who did the first time felon want to be?
thinking he would keep his anal cherry the first time felon said we would play the daddy, the old con laid back on his bunk and said great now come over here and suck moms cock.
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
Having been dealt a blow by a crooked judge, Trump appeals to his closest associates for a much needed loan.
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Hey Don it’s easier if I just imprison and kill my opponents.
thats a great idea and ill give myself total immunity forever and all I have to do is think about immunity and it happens.
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
Trump’s Pumps now available emblazoned with a limited edition Russian flag.
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it's as if you were in the room
winner etc., over to you
hurry up, why haven't you posted an image yet? what are you waiting for?
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They don't call him Slowfart for nothing.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
patience plebs…..
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
Orraloon goes incognito.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Scottish gimp club convenes their annual meeting in Stranraer.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
appalling drone attack
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny1 -
Star Wars content drops significantly in quality after Disney purchases the rights.
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These pro team riders with all this aero tech, world's gone mad.
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Whole body wax only $10!
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Fathers 4 Justice: “Loook am yer father.”
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UCI commissaire checks sock length regulations before disqualifying rider.
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A pipe playing sci-fi fanatic full time clown celebrates escaping Brexshit Britain and plans to run for president.
His chances are considered verry good.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!1 -
Given this thread has the same life signs as Tory electability at the next election it’s over to @First.Aspect
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
Sadly, this is the best news I've had all day.
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