Cake Stop definitionary

briantrumpet · December 2016

Interval training - practising eating ice creams.

briantrumpet · December 2016

Hill reps - people trying to sell you small mountains.

orraloon · December 2016

Bottle Cage - actor leaves Las Vegas in a hurry

orraloon · December 2016

Pro Race - nation of ladies of easy virtue

orraloon · December 2016

Road General - somebody's got an attitude problem

surrey_commuter · December 2016

Road Buying Advice - phone the Highways Agency

pinno · December 2016

Rock Shox: Electrical S&M accessory.

pinno · December 2016

Rear Triangle: When a cyclist disappears off the back.

pinno · December 2016

Gnarly run: Convicts still tied up attempt escape.

chris_bass · December 2016

Chamois - fake party drugs

laurentian · December 2016

Crank Set - Woodland burrow inhabited by eccentrics

homers_double · December 2016

Mud flap - ones rear wheel drive BMW is stuck!

andy9964 · December 2016

Pannier - Kitchen item that isn't over there
Fixed hub - A hub that is no longer broken
Freewheel - A better bargain than any PX sale

pinno · December 2016

Through and off: When the curry you had last night results in such severe wind, it blows a hole in your bib shorts.

pinno · December 2016

Time Trial: At least ten minutes before you get to a WC when you have a severe dose of the squits.

pinno · December 2016

Tubular: Well, that's what it was called when Mike Oldfield was half way though his masterpiece.

sungod · December 2016

politician - liar

pinno · December 2016

Missing link: We haven't found it yet but Archaeologist's are planning to go to Doncaster.

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