Cake Stop definitionary

pinno

Bottom Bracket: Device for steadying the derriere when one has the sh1ts.
GoPro: Hooker (Batteries included).
Gore Tex: Unfortunate incident involving an American and a Bull.

Needs more entries.

Garry H

Headset - Matching hat and scarf

chris_bass

down tube - chlamydia test

Garry H

Seatstay - Permanent butt plug

briantrumpet

Rear shifter - a kick up the censored .

briantrumpet

Ball bearing - the saddle.

orraloon

WeekendCyclingFan - D1ck

briantrumpet

Rear dropout - diarrhoea

chris_bass

multi tool - ukip rally

briantrumpet

Seat post - how Spanish cars are delivered.

briantrumpet

Bar tape - background music for pubs.

pinno

Parabolic Rollers: Ex marines with big appetites on skates

pinno

Chris Bass wrote:

multi tool - ukip rally

Winner, winner Chicken dinner.

briantrumpet

Handlebar tape - baroque background music for pubs.

slowmart

Inner tube. When you're shagging and you think you need to double bag
Co2 inflators. Used by accountant from Bromley which then leaves them enough energy to teabag their rubber doll
Rear stay. When you've double bagged and chosen to linger in the alternative entrance.

briantrumpet

Brake pad - a house in some bushes.

slowmart

Muc off. Spit and wipe rather than swallow

Garry H

briantrumpet wrote:

Handlebar tape - baroque background music for pubs.

pinno

Livestrong: All day weight lifting regime.

dav1d1

Rim Tape - the mark left behind after lingering in the alternative enterance

pinno

Spoke Nipple: Talking mammary outlet

briantrumpet

Circuit race - people addicted to electronic devices.

briantrumpet

Track pump - one of a pair of shoes for athletics.

briantrumpet

Carbon fibre - overcooked bran flakes.

pinno

Slick Tyres: Man with Brylcreem Coiffure flounders whilst cycling up hill.

mfin

Headset - determined

pinno

briantrumpet wrote:

Carbon fibre - overcooked bran flakes.

Another good one BT.

briantrumpet

Tubeless - not possessing a television.

briantrumpet

Steel frame - the skeleton of a former leader of the Liberal Democrats.

briantrumpet

Cake stop - a weight loss diet for cyclists.

briantrumpet

Gear levers - ways to persuade your partner you need to spend more money on cycling stuff.