Cake Stop definitionary

briantrumpet

Interval training - practising eating ice creams.

briantrumpet

Hill reps - people trying to sell you small mountains.

orraloon

Bottle Cage - actor leaves Las Vegas in a hurry

orraloon

Pro Race - nation of ladies of easy virtue

orraloon

Road General - somebody's got an attitude problem

surrey_commuter

Road Buying Advice - phone the Highways Agency

pinno

Rock Shox: Electrical S&M accessory.

pinno

Rear Triangle: When a cyclist disappears off the back.

pinno

Gnarly run: Convicts still tied up attempt escape.

chris_bass

Chamois - fake party drugs

laurentian

Crank Set - Woodland burrow inhabited by eccentrics

homers_double

Mud flap - ones rear wheel drive BMW is stuck!

andy9964

Pannier - Kitchen item that isn't over there
Fixed hub - A hub that is no longer broken
Freewheel - A better bargain than any PX sale

pinno

Through and off: When the curry you had last night results in such severe wind, it blows a hole in your bib shorts.

pinno

Time Trial: At least ten minutes before you get to a WC when you have a severe dose of the squits.

pinno

Tubular: Well, that's what it was called when Mike Oldfield was half way though his masterpiece.

sungod

politician - liar

pinno

Missing link: We haven't found it yet but Archaeologist's are planning to go to Doncaster.