Cake Stop definitionary

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  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    Inner tube - the voice in your head telling you things like "I know the forecast said it'll be -10, but you can see a patch of blue sky so you'll probably be OK without the shoe covers"
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    Roubaix - Parking spot for marsupials
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Gear inches - result of taking viagra

    Metres development - you wish :wink:
  • andy9964
    andy9964 Posts: 930
    Shifter: Goes one way, then the other - bisexual

    Cannondale: Yorkshire's defence system
  • bbrap
    bbrap Posts: 610
    A band-on, I give up!
    Rose Xeon CDX 3100, Ultegra Di2 disc (nice weather)
    Ribble Gran Fondo, Campagnolo Centaur (winter bike)
    Van Raam 'O' Pair
    Land Rover (really nasty weather :lol: )
  • bbrap
    bbrap Posts: 610
    Out front mount, missionary position.
    Rose Xeon CDX 3100, Ultegra Di2 disc (nice weather)
    Ribble Gran Fondo, Campagnolo Centaur (winter bike)
    Van Raam 'O' Pair
    Land Rover (really nasty weather :lol: )
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    UCI - usually chemically impaired
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Carbon fibre - high tech muesli
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,568
    Quick Release - Hurried defecation in insalubrious convenience
    Wilier Izoard XP
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    aero bars - errr, chocolate with bubbles
  • davesnothere
    davesnothere Posts: 620
    Cyclocross - how i feel when my chain comes off
    GET WHEEZY - WALNUT LUNG RACING TEAM™
  • davesnothere
    davesnothere Posts: 620
    Granny gear - a bri-nylon dress and furry slippers
    GET WHEEZY - WALNUT LUNG RACING TEAM™
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Brake cable-- a halt in the middle of a particulary fulsome defecation


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Chain tool- someone who displays idiocy time after time.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    edited December 2016
    Mountain Bike - alpine floozie
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    Stage Race - a nation of luvvies
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • Gromson
    Gromson Posts: 100
    Kask Mojito - cocktail in a coffin
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,331
    Met Rivale - Enemy at large!
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,331
    Seatpost shim - Some sort of strange dance.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,331
    Froome Dog - Murdochs bitch.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,331
    Disc brakes - Expensive mishap.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,331
    Bleed nipple - Ouch.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867
    Bib shorts - for the very messy eater
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Downtube shifter - Werewolf of London
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Planet X: A nightclub for divorcees.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Wiggle: A nightclub for worms
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Ribble: A nightclub for skeletons
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Evans Cycles: Bike shop for the afterlife
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Graham Weigh: Odd name for a motorway.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Broken cable - LibDem after last election

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