Anal fungus

bluedoggy
bluedoggy Posts: 284
edited February 2018 in Road general
Or to be exact 'Candida albicans' Went to the doctor's and was dignosed with Anal Fungus! Caused by excessive sweating around the anus. Thanks for that. :|
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  • beancounter
    beancounter Posts: 369
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Or to be exact 'Candida albicans' Went to the doctor's and was dignosed with Anal Fungus! Caused by excessive sweating around the anus. Thanks for that. :|

    And you just thought we ought to know?

    FFS
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  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 284
    beancounter wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Or to be exact 'Candida albicans' Went to the doctor's and was dignosed with Anal Fungus! Caused by excessive sweating around the anus. Thanks for that. :|

    And you just thought we ought to know?

    FFS

    Yep.
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  • alihisgreat
    alihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    mmmmmmmmmm.
  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 284
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it. Get the wife to do regular checks just like checking the prostate.
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  • LiamW
    LiamW Posts: 358
    Wipe your arse then ffs.

    :D
  • buckmulligan
    buckmulligan Posts: 1,031
    Sounds like you quite literally need someone to wipe your @rse for you.
    beancounter wrote:
    And you just thought we ought to know?

    FFS

    You can't complain, the title is self-explanatory and you clicked on it! :lol:
  • buckmulligan
    buckmulligan Posts: 1,031
    LiamW wrote:
    Wipe your ars* then ffs.

    :D

    Ahhh, beat me to it!
  • dynamicbrick
    dynamicbrick Posts: 460
    To finish Donald Rumsfeld's famous quote

    There are known knowns; there are things we know that we know.
    There are known unknowns; that is to say there are things that, we now know we don't know.
    But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know

    Then there's just stuff we know we don't need to know
  • LiamW
    LiamW Posts: 358
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it.

    Like Chlamydia?

    :?
  • dynamicbrick
    dynamicbrick Posts: 460
    LiamW wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it.

    Like Chlamydia?

    :?

    She's got it as well?
  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 284
    Well itchy it gets.
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  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 284
    LiamW wrote:
    Wipe your ars* then ffs.

    :D
    Apparently it effects clean arse's more, bit like nits like clean scalps.
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  • LiamW
    LiamW Posts: 358
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Wipe your ars* then ffs.

    :D
    Apparently it effects clean ars*'s more, bit like nits like clean scalps.

    Actually the nits thing is an old wives tale, so i'm asuming so is your clean arse anal fungus. LOL

    :D
  • LiamW
    LiamW Posts: 358
    dynamicbrick wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it.

    Like Chlamydia?

    :?

    She's got it as well?

    You're not having much luck then if she's got that as well.

    :mrgreen:
  • Ginjafro
    Ginjafro Posts: 572
    I was just about to tuck into my packed lunch when I opened this thread, ewhhhh! :mrgreen:
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  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 284
    LiamW wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it.

    Like Chlamydia?

    :?

    Who's Chlamydia?
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  • logitech208
    logitech208 Posts: 167
    Wow some odd things get posted on this forum, Will your issue keep you off the bike.
  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 284
    logitech208 wrote:
    Wow some odd things get posted on this forum, Will your issue keep you off the bike.

    Well, I've got a bruised rib because I had to smash a door down. No riding for a week.
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  • LiamW
    LiamW Posts: 358
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D
  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 284
    LiamW wrote:
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D

    Internal door. Really hurt myself.
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  • dynamicbrick
    dynamicbrick Posts: 460
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D

    Internal door. Really hurt myself.

    You bruised a rib smashing through an internal door?

    Do you work in a submarine?
  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 284
    dynamicbrick wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D

    Internal door. Really hurt myself.

    You bruised a rib smashing through an internal door?

    Do you work in a submarine?

    Long story, but a girl got locked out so i had to bash it in for her.Underestimated how hard it was
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    LiamW wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it.

    Like Chlamydia?

    :?
    I worked with a girl called that once, we nicknamed her Thrush but she never got it. Cute but a bit dim.
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  • BigLights
    BigLights Posts: 464
    This is precisely why I cannot stand mushrooms, under any circumstances. Why would a human voluntarily eat something that you can harvest from your ass? Seriously. My mind boggles.
  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 284
    BigLights wrote:
    This is precisely why I cannot stand mushrooms, under any circumstances. Why would a human voluntarily eat something that you can harvest from your ass? Seriously. My mind boggles.

    Excellent! LOL!
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  • elderone
    elderone Posts: 1,410
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Well itchy it gets.
    and has a side effect of turning you in to yoda :D
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  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 284
    Oh dear, i do talk out of my arse.....
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  • sigorman85
    sigorman85 Posts: 2,536
    Would you like mushrooms with that?
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  • LiamW
    LiamW Posts: 358
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    dynamicbrick wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D

    Internal door. Really hurt myself.

    You bruised a rib smashing through an internal door?

    Do you work in a submarine?

    Long story, but a girl got locked out so i had to bash it in for her.Underestimated how hard it was


    You bashed in a girls door for her?

    Good man.

    :D
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    LiamW wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    dynamicbrick wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D

    Internal door. Really hurt myself.

    You bruised a rib smashing through an internal door?

    Do you work in a submarine?

    Long story, but a girl got locked out so i had to bash it in for her.Underestimated how hard it was


    You bashed in a girls door for her?

    Good man.

    :D
    Clearly she reciprocated :lol:

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