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bluedoggybluedoggy Posts: 284
edited February 2018 in Road general
Or to be exact 'Candida albicans' Went to the doctor's and was dignosed with censored Fungus! Caused by excessive sweating around the censored . Thanks for that. :|
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  • beancounterbeancounter Posts: 369
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Or to be exact 'Candida albicans' Went to the doctor's and was dignosed with censored Fungus! Caused by excessive sweating around the censored . Thanks for that. :|

    And you just thought we ought to know?

    FFS
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  • bluedoggybluedoggy Posts: 284
    beancounter wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Or to be exact 'Candida albicans' Went to the doctor's and was dignosed with censored Fungus! Caused by excessive sweating around the censored . Thanks for that. :|

    And you just thought we ought to know?

    FFS

    Yep.
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  • alihisgreatalihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    mmmmmmmmmm.
  • bluedoggybluedoggy Posts: 284
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it. Get the wife to do regular checks just like checking the prostate.
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  • LiamWLiamW Posts: 358
    Wipe your censored then ffs.

    :D
  • buckmulliganbuckmulligan Posts: 1,031
    Sounds like you quite literally need someone to wipe your @rse for you.
    beancounter wrote:
    And you just thought we ought to know?

    FFS

    You can't complain, the title is self-explanatory and you clicked on it! :lol:
  • buckmulliganbuckmulligan Posts: 1,031
    LiamW wrote:
    Wipe your ars* then ffs.

    :D

    Ahhh, beat me to it!
  • dynamicbrickdynamicbrick Posts: 460
    To finish Donald Rumsfeld's famous quote

    There are known knowns; there are things we know that we know.
    There are known unknowns; that is to say there are things that, we now know we don't know.
    But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know

    Then there's just stuff we know we don't need to know
  • LiamWLiamW Posts: 358
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it.

    Like Chlamydia?

    :?
  • dynamicbrickdynamicbrick Posts: 460
    LiamW wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it.

    Like Chlamydia?

    :?

    She's got it as well?
  • bluedoggybluedoggy Posts: 284
    Well itchy it gets.
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  • bluedoggybluedoggy Posts: 284
    LiamW wrote:
    Wipe your ars* then ffs.

    :D
    Apparently it effects clean censored 's more, bit like nits like clean scalps.
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  • LiamWLiamW Posts: 358
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Wipe your ars* then ffs.

    :D
    Apparently it effects clean ars*'s more, bit like nits like clean scalps.

    Actually the nits thing is an old wives tale, so i'm asuming so is your clean censored censored fungus. LOL

    :D
  • LiamWLiamW Posts: 358
    dynamicbrick wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it.

    Like Chlamydia?

    :?

    She's got it as well?

    You're not having much luck then if she's got that as well.

    :mrgreen:
  • GinjafroGinjafro Posts: 572
    I was just about to tuck into my packed lunch when I opened this thread, ewhhhh! :mrgreen:
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  • bluedoggybluedoggy Posts: 284
    LiamW wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it.

    Like Chlamydia?

    :?

    Who's Chlamydia?
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  • logitech208logitech208 Posts: 167
    Wow some odd things get posted on this forum, Will your issue keep you off the bike.
  • bluedoggybluedoggy Posts: 284
    logitech208 wrote:
    Wow some odd things get posted on this forum, Will your issue keep you off the bike.

    Well, I've got a bruised rib because I had to smash a door down. No riding for a week.
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  • LiamWLiamW Posts: 358
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D
  • bluedoggybluedoggy Posts: 284
    LiamW wrote:
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D

    Internal door. Really hurt myself.
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  • dynamicbrickdynamicbrick Posts: 460
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D

    Internal door. Really hurt myself.

    You bruised a rib smashing through an internal door?

    Do you work in a submarine?
  • bluedoggybluedoggy Posts: 284
    dynamicbrick wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D

    Internal door. Really hurt myself.

    You bruised a rib smashing through an internal door?

    Do you work in a submarine?

    Long story, but a girl got locked out so i had to bash it in for her.Underestimated how hard it was
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  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,599
    LiamW wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it.

    Like Chlamydia?

    :?
    I worked with a girl called that once, we nicknamed her Thrush but she never got it. Cute but a bit dim.
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  • BigLightsBigLights Posts: 464
    This is precisely why I cannot stand mushrooms, under any circumstances. Why would a human voluntarily eat something that you can harvest from your censored ? Seriously. My mind boggles.
  • bluedoggybluedoggy Posts: 284
    BigLights wrote:
    This is precisely why I cannot stand mushrooms, under any circumstances. Why would a human voluntarily eat something that you can harvest from your censored ? Seriously. My mind boggles.

    Excellent! LOL!
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  • elderoneelderone Posts: 1,410
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Well itchy it gets.
    and has a side effect of turning you in to yoda :D
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  • bluedoggybluedoggy Posts: 284
    Oh dear, i do talk out of my censored .....
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  • sigorman85sigorman85 Posts: 2,536
    Would you like mushrooms with that?
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  • LiamWLiamW Posts: 358
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    dynamicbrick wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D

    Internal door. Really hurt myself.

    You bruised a rib smashing through an internal door?

    Do you work in a submarine?

    Long story, but a girl got locked out so i had to bash it in for her.Underestimated how hard it was


    You bashed in a girls door for her?

    Good man.

    :D
  • t.m.h.n.e.tt.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    LiamW wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    dynamicbrick wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D

    Internal door. Really hurt myself.

    You bruised a rib smashing through an internal door?

    Do you work in a submarine?

    Long story, but a girl got locked out so i had to bash it in for her.Underestimated how hard it was


    You bashed in a girls door for her?

    Good man.

    :D
    Clearly she reciprocated :lol:
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