Anal fungus

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  • NewTTer
    NewTTer Posts: 463
    T.M.H.N.E.T wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    dynamicbrick wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    LiamW wrote:
    Was it a back door? :shock: :D

    Internal door. Really hurt myself.

    You bruised a rib smashing through an internal door?

    Do you work in a submarine?

    Long story, but a girl got locked out so i had to bash it in for her.Underestimated how hard it was


    You bashed in a girls door for her?

    Good man.

    :D
    Clearly she reciprocated :lol:

    How else do you think he caught this Anal Fungus? unless his personal hygiene routione really is that bad!
  • Joeblack
    Joeblack Posts: 829
    elderone wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Well itchy it gets.
    and has a side effect of turning you in to yoda :D


    LMAO!!!!

    This is classic!!!!

    Use talc you should :lol:
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  • LiamW
    LiamW Posts: 358
    Joeblack wrote:
    elderone wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Well itchy it gets.
    and has a side effect of turning you in to yoda :D


    LMAO!!!!

    This is classic!!!!

    Use talc you should :lol:


    Apparently yogurt is the weapon of choice.

    http://www.mademan.com/mm/how-treat-men ... ction.html

    :mrgreen:
  • Joeblack
    Joeblack Posts: 829
    LiamW wrote:
    Joeblack wrote:
    elderone wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Well itchy it gets.
    and has a side effect of turning you in to yoda :D


    LMAO!!!!

    This is classic!!!!

    Use talc you should :lol:


    Apparently yogurt is the weapon of choice.

    http://www.mademan.com/mm/how-treat-men ... ction.html

    :mrgreen:

    When your reading articles that start with the sentence -

    "How to treat men with anal yeast infection, you may ask?"

    It's time to delete your browsing history :?
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  • LiamW
    LiamW Posts: 358
    :mrgreen:
  • RonB
    RonB Posts: 3,984
    Ginjafro wrote:
    I was just about to tuck into my packed lunch when I opened this thread, ewhhhh! :mrgreen:

    But why open the thread did you? Obvious is was from the title :!:
  • navrig
    navrig Posts: 1,352
    I haven't had time to read this but I understand that there is a new team for next year's riding season and it is called Anal Fungus. Presumably this is yet another overseas mobile network operator or bank.

    Their lead rider is Candida Albicans. Is he Spanish?
  • chrisaonabike
    chrisaonabike Posts: 1,914
    Joeblack wrote:
    elderone wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Well itchy it gets.
    and has a side effect of turning you in to yoda :D
    LMAO!!!!
    It's the OP who might do that if he's not careful.
    Is the gorilla tired yet?
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Me worried now... Need to go and have a look
  • alihisgreat
    alihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Me worried now... Need to go and have a look


    find any mushrooms?
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Nope. Couple of items I lost years ago though...
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Nope. Couple of items I lost years ago though...

    What not even Shiitake?
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it. Get the wife to do regular checks just like checking the prostate.

    I didn't think it was common at all, but I guess only one person getting it means its more common than I thought.
    Never heard of it before, ever. Shower after a ride and dry yourself properly, you dirty f*cker !
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • TakeTurns
    TakeTurns Posts: 1,075
    Pics or it didn't happen.
  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 285
    MattC59 wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Doctor said its more common than you think, with a lot of riders not realising they've got it. Get the wife to do regular checks just like checking the prostate.

    I didn't think it was common at all, but I guess only one person getting it means its more common than I thought.
    Never heard of it before, ever. Shower after a ride and dry yourself properly, you dirty f*cker !
    As they say , you learn something new!
    Wilier cento uno.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    logitech208 wrote:
    Wow some odd things get posted on this forum, Will your issue keep you off the bike.

    Well, I've got a bruised rib because I had to smash a door down. No riding for a week.
    School boy error. Never use your ribs to smash down a door.

    Seriously though, what's the best way to check yourself? torch and mirror? Should i wax first?

    I'd ask the missus to check but i'm quite shy about flashing my anus to anyone.
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  • essjaydee
    essjaydee Posts: 917
    TakeTurns wrote:
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    So wrong on many levels :shock:
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  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 285
    seanoconn wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    logitech208 wrote:
    Wow some odd things get posted on this forum, Will your issue keep you off the bike.

    Well, I've got a bruised rib because I had to smash a door down. No riding for a week.
    School boy error. Never use your ribs to smash down a door.

    Seriously though, what's the best way to check yourself? torch and mirror? Should i wax first?

    I'd ask the missus to check but i'm quite shy about flashing my anus to anyone.
    It was a cracking female doctor who examined me. Couldn't believe me luck.
    Wilier cento uno.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    logitech208 wrote:
    Wow some odd things get posted on this forum, Will your issue keep you off the bike.

    Well, I've got a bruised rib because I had to smash a door down. No riding for a week.
    School boy error. Never use your ribs to smash down a door.

    Seriously though, what's the best way to check yourself? torch and mirror? Should i wax first?

    I'd ask the missus to check but i'm quite shy about flashing my anus to anyone.
    It was a cracking female doctor who examined me. Couldn't believe me luck.
    I wonder if asking the Doc if you could check her for anal fungus would sound like a line?
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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Aah I see, fantasy then ...
  • sigorman85
    sigorman85 Posts: 2,536
    Why would someone post this? I feel sick now
    When i die I just hope the wife doesn't sell my stuff for what I told her I paid for it other wise someone will be getting a mega deal!!!


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  • Dorset_Boy
    Dorset_Boy Posts: 7,611
    I'm in stitches!
  • golfergmc
    golfergmc Posts: 426
    Whenever I have to put a door in I always use my boot, much too easy to damage your shoulder.
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  • peat
    peat Posts: 1,242
    Talc. That is all.
  • jimmies
    jimmies Posts: 156
    This has been the first thread that has had tears in my eyes through laughter for a long time....thankyou

    P.S. I hope you get it sorted
  • whosthedaddy
    whosthedaddy Posts: 136
    Pure Coconut Oil might sort you out
    Apply morning and night
    :D
  • LiamW
    LiamW Posts: 358
    Yougurt is the weapon of choice, i posted this yesterday so you're obviously not heeding my advice. :mrgreen:

    So basically dip your wick in a pot of Muller Lite and you'll be sorted.


    :D
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    So lets get this straight - chamois cream on all points of saddle contact and a muller fruit corner up the ar5e to stop the mushrooms growing - this is the new pre-ride preparation?
  • Pumpkin Positive
    Pumpkin Positive Posts: 392
    essjaydee wrote:
    TakeTurns wrote:
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    So wrong on many levels :shock:

    ...like sh@gging your mates wife in a multi storey car park?
  • de_sisti
    de_sisti Posts: 1,283
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Or to be exact 'Candida albicans' Went to the doctor's and was dignosed with Anal Fungus! Caused by excessive sweating around the anus. Thanks for that. :|
    What medication was prescribed? :?:

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