Why your bike is better than a woman.
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You can make your bike bounce around for you when you ride it and it wont complain.
You can choose the size of your bike's big round things.
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I like to go for a drive on a bicycle. Come in Ukraine we shall drive together.
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Bike don't take you shopping for shoes and expect you to look interested
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You can take your children along for a ride.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by THE FEDERAL</i>
You can take your children along for a ride.
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thats wrong man....
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by JuniorJoker106</i>
You can choose the size of your bike's big round things.
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If Chris pays he can make my big round things bigger.
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Why quote yourself for the worse?
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Not needed, she has perfect sized big round things already.0
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you don't get slapped for looking at someone else's bike
your bike is always naked, even in public places
i have a bike
bikes do what you tell them to
they like being washed in the front garden
your bike lets girls ride it
your bike is up for a ride any time of the day
your always on top
you can ride a bike in the park
you let other guys ride your bike
your bike doesn't expect to be given lifts to everywhere
you can leave your bike in the shed and it doesn't scream about spiders
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[}:)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>
your always on top
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You never wanna be on your back and let the lady do all the work?
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We've always done all the work.[:p]
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The rubbers don't split [;)]0
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by gotta_hurt</i>
The rubbers don't split [;)]<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Never had a puncture?0 -
a bike doesnt think you have an alternative motive if you buy it something0