Why your bike is better than a woman.

JammyH

You can own more than one bike.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

Fantastic Mr Fox

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by JammyH</i>

You can own more than one bike.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
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You've never been to Kazakhstan.

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Kitty

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>

You cant "ti up" a woman or put red on it to make it faster.

Willing bad to happen to MBUKjames

keepsme going.


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Next time you have a girlfriend, buy her some sexy red lingerie...


[:p]

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nirveous

Bikes don't mind you looking at magazines of other bikes.

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JammyH

Bikes dont mind you ordering other bikes from the internet.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

Matt

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>

You cant "ti up" a woman or put red on it to make it faster.

Willing bad to happen to MBUKjames

keepsme going.


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Next time you have a girlfriend, buy her some sexy red lingerie...


[:p]

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With Ti buttony bits!

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anto164

bikes cant sit on top of your penis, bouncing as you watch its boobies bounce up and down.


<b><font color="red"> MON BICI!!
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Fulltime Slacker

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anto164</i>

bikes cant sit on top of your penis, bouncing as you watch its boobies bounce up and down.


<b><font color="red"> MON BICI!!
myspaz</b></font id="red">
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"> O RLY?

<b><font size="1">My Bikes innit</font id="size1"></b>
<b><font size="1">My space innit</font id="size1"></b>

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Ben

Because I like my bike, and I think it likes me.

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John

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anto164</i>

bikes cant sit on top of your penis, bouncing as you watch its boobies bounce up and down.


<b><font color="red"> MON BICI!!
myspaz</b></font id="red">
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"> O RLY?

<b><font size="1">My Bikes innit</font id="size1"></b>
<b><font size="1">My space innit</font id="size1"></b>

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

But he's French.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

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YA RLY

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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Because i have a bike.

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euan_333

Bikes come with an instruction manual.

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Moriarti

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On the downside, bikes don't cook.

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neither does my woman

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

blacksun

You can kick a bike down the stairs and it'll still let you ride it.

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elmotheewokking

The bike tries to kill me. She does not.
The bike is almost an embarrassment at times. She isn't.
The bike creaks when ridden hard... Hmm.

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at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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Moriarti

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by elmotheewokking</i>

The bike tries to kill me. She does not.
The bike is almost an embarrassment at times. She isn't.
The bike creaks when ridden hard... Hmm.

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at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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you just need to grease her up [;)]

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

Moriarti

your bike will not complain when you break something by riding it hard...

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

Tom

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It's not...
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im gonna have to go with the normal sounding guy on that one.

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Moriarti

he isnt allowed to post in this, the missus would give him grief

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

lugsey2k5

u can ride your bike all month long not just 3 weeks out of the 4
doesnt play mind games ether

JinjaNinja

you can't get your bike knocked up... Although thats almost a shame. Bike babies!!!

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Kitty

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Moriarti</i>

he isnt allowed to post in this, the missus would give him grief

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
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Not really, I know Chris loves his bikes and F1 and therefore i shall never compete with them...oh and Top Gear too but i like that.

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Tom

pretty good catch there chrissy boy ^^^^

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Tartanyak

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It's not...
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im gonna have to go with the normal sounding guy on that one.

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Chris?
Normal Sounding?

What have you been drinking? Was it the drain cleaner again?

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Mythic

far more pleasure lol o.j

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DeeDoubleYou

You can take you bike anywhere you like and it won't complain how boring everything is.

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Anonymous

A bike makes sense.
A bike never runs off with another bike
A bike never complains about you riding your woman too much.
A bike doesn't keep you waiting over an hour to get ready for a ride.

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A bike makes sense.
A bike never runs off with another bike
<b>A bike never complains about you riding your woman too much.</b>A bike doesn't keep you waiting over an hour to get ready for a ride.

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thats soooooo true

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

shadow_ops

its easier to bed a bike

a little bit of pain never hurt anyone

Kitty

You lot need to find some decent women.

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