Why your bike is better than a woman.
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A bike can loose weight by changing components, a woman... well I'm not going there. You can ride a bike all day long and it won't get puffed out, a woman will.
Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems!Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems!0 -
my bike doesn't queef
"I stepped on something soft and wobbly, struck a match and found it was a dead chinaman"
P.s Im not doing that again.0 -
the bike doesnt mind getting covered with it...
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<center>new frame [:D]</center><center>pinkbike</center>0 -
I tend to fu<s></s>ck my bike up more than I fu<s></s>ck women.
<font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.<font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.0 -
You and your bike always finish at the same time.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>
How have you managed to avoid natural selection for so long?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
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no bike is better than a woman but most bikes are better than gf's/wifes0
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You <i>always</i> take the dirt track.
<font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.<font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>
Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.0 -
It's not...0
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by david28031982</i>
no bike is better than a <b>REALLY REALLY HOT </b>woman but most bikes are better than gf's/wifes
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<center>pinkbike</center>
<center>new frame [:D]</center><center>pinkbike</center>0 -
It likes to have films taken of it
<b><center>Got My Vans On But They Look Like Sneakers</center></b>0 -
Its something you AND your mates can enjoy.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by UH DH</i>
How have you managed to avoid natural selection for so long?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">0 -
It never F<b></b>UC<b></b>KING MOANS
I still love her though [:I]
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Doesn't complain about coming home DIRTY.
Won't get pregnant and want its back rubbed.
<hr noshade size="1"><center>Real men keep it RIGID !!</center>
<center><font color="red"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><b>Part of the Left-handed CommunityTM</b></center></font id="red"></font id="Comic Sans MS">Real men keep it RIGID !!0 -
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Moriarti</i>
you will never get grief for riding another bike<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
best answer so far![:D]
<center><font color="red"><font face="Arial Black">i have a shiny new bouncy bike[:D]</font id="Arial Black"></font id="red"></center>
<center><font color="red"><font face="Arial Black">and a shiny stiff one too![;)]</font id="Arial Black"></font id="red"></center>
<font size="1"><center>these are the old skool</center></font id="size1">
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On the downside, bikes don't cook.
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and you cant sex them either0
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unless you have a large diameter seat tube that is,or maybe a 1.5 headtube?0
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Youve got the bearings in there as well in the headtube.
Imagine getting stuck and needing to call for the fire brigade.
Id rather not imagine though lol
<b><center>Got My Vans On But They Look Like Sneakers</center></b>0 -
You can't get AIDS!
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by JinjaNinja</i>
MBUK James Mum: *Paaarrrrp* "Oh sh<i></i>it, I was pregnant after all"
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by JammyH</i>
You <i>always</i> take the dirt track.
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If you treat a bike like sh*t, it will break.
If you treat a woman like sh*t, nine times out of ten she will love you more than ever.
Women can also cook, and give head.
<hr noshade size="1"><font color="teal"><center><font size="2"><font face="Georgia">I'd rather not.</font id="Georgia"></font id="size2"></center></font id="teal"><hr noshade size="1"><font color="purple"><center><i><b><font size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</font id="Times New Roman"></b></font id="size2"></i></center></font id="purple">0 -
you can go and pay for a bike without it looking suspicious.
<b><font size="1">My Bikes innit</font id="size1"></b>
<b><font size="1">My space innit</font id="size1"></b>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
But he's French.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"><b><font size="1">My Bikes innit</font id="size1"></b>
<b><font size="1">My space innit</font id="size1"></b>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
But he\'s French.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">0 -
You can put new parts on a bike if you're not happy with it's appearance...........
And I can get bikes.
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You cant "ti up" a woman or put red on it to make it faster.
Willing bad to happen to MBUKjames
keepsme going.0 -
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ToMBeMe</i>
You cant "tie up" a bike or hit them to make them faster.
Willing bad to happen to MBUKjames
keepsme going.
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<hr noshade size="1"><font color="teal"><center><font size="2"><font face="Georgia">I'd rather not.</font id="Georgia"></font id="size2"></center></font id="teal"><hr noshade size="1"><font color="purple"><center><i><b><font size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</font id="Times New Roman"></b></font id="size2"></i></center></font id="purple">0
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