a co-worker just said nasty things to me....

Alex · June 2007

I've just had an even better idea. Something I could do even easier than the fertility thing.

"Hello, can i speak to Mrs X please?

"Speaking"

"Ah, I'm Doctor Marcos calling from the GU clinic in Stafford.

"OK..."

"I'm trying to track down all the sexual contacts of a man who is currently our patient so they can seek proper treatment as soon as possible"

"I've never had any sexual contact with a man from staffordshire"

"Ah, oh dear, this is difficult. It's not a direct link. Someone this gentleman has had contact with says they've had contact with you. I'm required by law to inform you."

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rubber side up · June 2007

The baby thing is better. STD's can be treated. a baby is forever [;)]

peraps anal std babies? with a dooooood
[|)]
<hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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tom_majski · June 2007

yayzorrz! i only have his mobile mate - can you conjour up something you could phone him with?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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rubber side up · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by tom_majski

yayzorrz! i only have his mobile mate - can you conjour up something you could phone him with?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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myspack
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surely you could get his home number from someone else?

"borrow" his phone when he's not looking?

<hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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shadow_ops · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by _Andy_H

Thick (slow setting) superglue on his chair while he's away from it? Or Laxatives in his cuppa.

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or both so once hes sat down offer to make a coffe and put super strong laxitives in it

a little bit of pain never hurt anyone

thingummijigger · June 2007

company records will have his home phone number as contact details

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JammyH · June 2007

Link

That took me ages to find, but its the perfect solution [;)]

James x
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by TE

I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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Jamie@AC · June 2007

Never seen fight club before. I watched the "hit me as hard as you can scene". I now want to see that film!

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fleapitfan

Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

"Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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Jamie@AC · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

I've just had an even better idea. Something I could do even easier than the fertility thing.

"Hello, can i speak to Mrs X please?

"Speaking"

"Ah, I'm Doctor Marcos calling from the GU clinic in Stafford.

"OK..."

"I'm trying to track down all the sexual contacts of a man who is currently our patient so they can seek proper treatment as soon as possible"

"I've never had any sexual contact with a man from staffordshire"

"Ah, oh dear, this is difficult. It's not a direct link. Someone this gentleman has had contact with says they've had contact with you. I'm required by law to inform you."

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Personally I think thats it's a little too of the wall and long winded when mine will have just as much impact!

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fleapitfan

Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

"Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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ride_whenever · June 2007

Just keep asking him if he is okay, try and get everyone else doing it too, after a week or so he'll start to think something is wrong, keep it up and his mind will just crack under the weight of the paranoia, or say you saw him touching himself, it made you feel uncomfortable and that he should be fired.

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JammyH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Jamie D

Never seen fight club before. I watched the "hit me as hard as you can scene". I now want to see that film!

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fleapitfan

Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

"Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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James x
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by TE

I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

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