a co-worker just said nasty things to me....

tom_majski · June 2007

.....along the lines of

"you're fu<s></s>cking useless, you don't know anything. All you know about is bikes because you spend about 8 hours a day talking about them on the net. in fact you probably don't even know about them because you're such a useless little spu<s></s>nk bubble"

what chance have i got of a comeback to that?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

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homers_double · June 2007

spade?

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me_groovy · June 2007

to the face? edgeways?

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Alex · June 2007

"I exhumed your dad and spunked inside his rotting corpse. Oh, and that wasn't milk in your coffee this morning."

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rubber side up · June 2007

just calmly walk up to him. grab him by the collar, and throw him out of the window.

Alternatively. put nasty things in his coffee, or spit in his lunch [;)]

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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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JinjaNinja · June 2007

Slap the little twonk.

We don't know him so we can't personaly rip 'em apart fault by fault. Give us the shits back ground

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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

"I exhumed your dad and spunked inside his rotting corpse. Oh, and that wasn't milk in your coffee this morning."

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Alex, the vermin that comes out of your mind marks the beginning of the break up of the fabric of society - and for that i salute you.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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Alex · June 2007

Coil one out on his keyboard.

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Shadow_Conspiracy · June 2007

Wind him up like a bitch, then record his torrent of abuse to you, show your boss.

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rubber side up · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

Coil one out on his wife.

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<hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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JinjaNinja · June 2007

Pull the chair out from him when he next sits down...

Even better, tie some nylon string to it and pull it from the other side of the office when he goes to sit on it. then start shouting about ghosts and all that!

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rubber side up · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JinjaNinja

Pull the chair out from him when he next sits down...

Even better, tie some nylon string to it and pull it from the other side of the office when he goes to sit on it. then start shouting about ghosts and all that!

<hr noshade size="1"><center>Originally posted by John

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Ahh, broken tailbones FTW!

<hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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Alex · June 2007

Phone his wife and invite her to have a threesome with you and your nemesis.

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The Joe Show · June 2007

Casually stroll up to him and headbutt him. If he doesn't fall down, do it again. In fact, keep doing it until he does fall down, then take a 2X4 to his face.

And spit in his eye.

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Alex · June 2007

Violence is wrong. It'll get you sacked.

Fuck with his mind instead.

Or have someone fuck his wife.

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Ben · June 2007

Kill his parents.

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The Joe Show · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

Violence is wrong. It'll get you sacked.

Fuck with his mind instead.

Or have someone fuck his wife.
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What if you're self employed?

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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

Violence is wrong. It'll get you sacked.

Fuck with his mind instead.

Or have someone fuck his wife.

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violence almost certaintly will get you sacked - as does pulling down the trousers/underwear of a n00b at mcdonalds whilst they're working tills - as i found out during my student summer

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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anto164 · June 2007

the mother of all comebacks.

"Ah, but you're GA<s></s>Y!. G-A-Y."

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thingummijigger · June 2007

are you the new guy or anything?

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inflateablemoron · June 2007

No one has questioned whether the nasty things were deserved yet.

Or is it irrelevant?

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Shadow_Conspiracy · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by inflateablemoron

No one has questioned whether the nasty things were deserved yet.

Or is it irrelevant?

<hr noshade size="1">I don't deserve a sig.
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irrelevant.

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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by thingummijigger

are you the new guy or anything?

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nope been at this place for 8 months now [V] i used the jey comeback (obviously) and his response was

"is that all you have in your vocabulary"

to which i said you have AIDS, to which he said

"pffft" and walked off like a huge gheylord

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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Random Vince · June 2007

put a potato on his desk,

next day, add another potato

keep adding potatos each day

see what happens

report

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thingummijigger · June 2007

hahaa, so does he have any grounds to chastise you i such a nasty way? i.e, he thinks he is the king of the shop?

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_Andy_H · June 2007

Thick (slow setting) superglue on his chair while he's away from it? Or Laxatives in his cuppa.

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Shadow_Conspiracy · June 2007

Vaseline on the phone reciever, tape down the little springy thing on the phone, so when he does pick it up, it keeps ringing.

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tom_majski · June 2007

the potato idea is great! i'm always in before him as he makes stupid excuses about the trains every day, and always makes out that he does work at home in the evenings anyway!

he's just a peenarse - plus he's annoyingly uber religious and basically preaches it round - but then still calls me a 'spunk bubble' - GOD won't be happy!

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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rubber side up · June 2007

put termites in his pockets? or something that he will take home and unleash hell in his house [:D]

Alternatively, go to a fishing tackle shop and buy maggots. LOTS OF THEM.
Then fill his desk draws/filing cabinets with them [:)]

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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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Tom · June 2007

im still with the headbutting idea

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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by rubber side up

put termites in his pockets? or something that he will take home and unleash hell in his house [:D]

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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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yes, i have some termites lying around on my desk somewhere i think.....

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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