a co-worker just said nasty things to me....

Alex · June 2007

Alex's big dictionary of things to say to wankers:

"I exhumed your Mother/Father/Gran/Deceased daughter/deceased son/beloved pet and spunked in thier rotted corpse. She/he/it still sucked though."

"I fucked your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/dog. She/he/it needed a real man to take care of her/his/its needs."

"The boss wants to see you, something about stationary thefts..."

"Sorry about your car man, the screwdriver was in my hand and I tripped. Yeah, all four tyres and most of the paint work. I've got to be more careful eh?"

"So, uh, you wanna come round for E's and buttlove? Your wife said you were interested."

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rubber side up · June 2007

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by rubber side up

put termites in his pockets? or something that he will take home and unleash hell in his house [:D]

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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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yes, i have some termites lying around on my desk somewhere i think.....

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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perfect. use them! [;)]

What about a hydraulic ram under his chair? he sits down, and gets slammed into the ceiling with 4 tonnes of brute force [:)]

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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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DahnHilla · June 2007

Violence doesn't always get you fired.
Only this weekend my boss (head chef) told me to punch a waiter, so I did.

Anyway, go to his house and douse his dog/wife/children in petrol and stand by them with a blow torch, then when he gets home tell him if he cuts off a thumb and swallows it you'll let them go. Then set fire to them anyway.

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Shadow_Conspiracy · June 2007

Maybe tip a jerry can full of water over him and spark up a fag.

He will shit himself.

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DahnHilla · June 2007

for about 0.1seconds until he realises it doesn't smell like petrol...

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rubber side up · June 2007

maggots in the coffee. just thinking about it makes me feel ill.

<hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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Shadow_Conspiracy · June 2007

If someones chucking petrol at you wouldn't you hyper ventilate, meaning breathing through your mouth, not nose?

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Alex · June 2007

Coming to think of it, I probably ought to check whether the poor gentleman deserves what's coming.

Are you fucking useless, do you know anything? Do you honestly spend 8 hours a day on the net talking about bikes? Do you actualy know anything about them to back that up? Are you a usless little spunk bubble? Does your mother love you? Is she available? Is your dad?

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Jamie@AC · June 2007

Phone his wife and claim to be a fertility clinic, say that you have good news for him, his "wife" is having a baby. [:D]

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fleapitfan

Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

"Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

Coming to think of it, I probably ought to check whether the poor gentleman deserves what's coming.

Are you fucking useless YES, do you know anything? A SMALL AMOUNT Do you honestly spend 8 hours a day on the net talking about bikes? TEH ARE NO BIKEZ IN TEH SANDBOX Do you actualy know anything about them to back that up? YOU KNOW I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BIKES OR HOW TO RIDE THEM Are you a usless little spunk bubble? YEP Does your mother love you? YEP Is she available? ROHYPNOL Is your dad? YEP

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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_Andy_H · June 2007

Ring up his wife claiming to be his ooooooh! lover?

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Alex · June 2007

Jamie D's is by far the best. In fact if gets me the number i'll do it.

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thingummijigger · June 2007

what has being religious got to do with it, or does he go and act like hes the chosen one and you are all going to hell?

hahhaa, go with the potato idea, i should have done that to the fannyon the office where i worked, he was such a bell end.

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homers_double · June 2007

Butter the floor. You know it makes sense.

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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

Jamie D's is by far the best. In fact if gets me the number i'll do it.

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I actually have his number - i'm considering sending it you......

and RE being religious- he is over the top about it, i don't mind what anyone does - but it doesn't have to be in my face all the time.

quote+edit at will about stuff being in my face all the time[:D]

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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Jamie@AC · June 2007

Hehe. [:D] Cheers!

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fleapitfan

Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

"Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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thingummijigger · June 2007

do it do it do it!!!!!!

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Drfabulous0 · June 2007

Just knock him out if he starts it again, true, you will probably lose your job but when you start to get a reputation as a psycho people don't say that sort of thing, at least not to your face.

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homers_double · June 2007

Out of interest, what do you do anyway?

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Jamie@AC · June 2007

People also don't employ you anymore.

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fleapitfan

Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

"Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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rubber side up · June 2007

Alex, if you do it. record it!!

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Flurry · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

Out of interest, what do you do anyway?

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Goats.

Tom: i am still interseted in the azonic BTW, but i'm stupidly busy ATM

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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

Out of interest, what do you do anyway?

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generally just sit round on the net drinking coffee,

but i supposed to be an architectural technician

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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tom_majski · June 2007

chris i'll bring the azonic to london in 2 weeks, so any time after that - no worries if not though - not bothered whether it sells or not

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Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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homers_double · June 2007

Then from an engineers view, you are useless.

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Flurry · June 2007

Where abouts in london are you? i could drive to N.London

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tom_majski · June 2007

yes from the view of anyone else in the industry, everyone else in the industry is useless

and fluzzwad- Archway - dead easy to get to. did you pass your test then?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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Jamie@AC · June 2007

TBH it does sound like you could do more. But why would you want to. [:D]

I believe my idea is perfectly justified purely because he called you a spunk bubble!

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fleapitfan

Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

"Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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Flurry · June 2007

nicht yet (next week), but i could get a lift easy enough

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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Jamie D

TBH it does sound like you could do more. But why would you want to. [:D]

I believe my idea is perfectly justified purely because he called you a spunk bubble!

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fleapitfan

Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

"Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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i do work really, but yeah spunk bubble is the mother of insults IMO

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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a co-worker just said nasty things to me....

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