Your Ideal Girl

blacksun

My dream girl don't exist
At the age of five she slit her wrist
She didn't know that I'd be hanging around
So her parents buried her in the ground
And this day I can still hear the sound
Of a life in outerspace

My dream girl don't exist
Just you and I and this TV
And this illness seems to feel so strange
Like a henchman that's about to hang
The moon up like a ball and chain
And set the sands ablaze

And the weight is waiting, ah
Feel the world so real and strong

My dream girl don't exist
Took her photograph from a history book
I believe she had a voice and name
Three children on the coast of Maine
Her life was in a hurricane
Of love and real embrace

My dream girl don't exist
At the age of five she slit her wrist
She didn't know that I'd be hanging around
So one day she took a stroll to town
And walked in front of a greyhound bound
For New York central state

And the weight is waiting, oh
And the weight is waiting, oh
Feel the world so real and strong
She goes and now she knows she'll never be afraid

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Tom

cheerful song that.

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blacksun

I aim to please

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ElephantMan

My ideal girl[:x]

Tom

ok if she read the news on the bbc i would know alot more about current events

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ElephantMan

I woudn't, I'd be too busy humping the TV every time she opened her mouth

DahnHilla

Age: dead
Hair Colour: not fussed
Hair Length: not fussed
Curly or Straight: not fussed
Body Shape: lumpy and juicy
Body Size: almost a skeleton
Big or small boobs: AA
Tanned?: green please
Personality: N/A
Girly?: any hole's a goal

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Jamie@AC

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DahnHilla</i>

Age: dead
Hair Colour: not fussed
Hair Length: not fussed
Curly or Straight: not fussed
Body Shape: lumpy and juicy
Body Size: almost a skeleton
Big or small boobs: AA
Tanned?: green please
Personality: N/A
Girly?: any hole's a goal

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I admire a man with such high standards. Think about it, how many girls like that do you see?

<center><font color="black"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by fleapitfan</i>

Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

"Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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rubber side up

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Jamie D</i>

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DahnHilla</i>

Age: dead
Hair Colour: not fussed
Hair Length: not fussed
Curly or Straight: not fussed
Body Shape: lumpy and juicy
Body Size: almost a skeleton
Big or small boobs: AA
Tanned?: green please
Personality: N/A
Girly?: any hole's a goal

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I admire a man with such high standards. Think about it, how many girls like that do you see?

<center><font color="black"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by fleapitfan</i>

Might put my own knob it, just for the craic. I reckon that's taking self harming to a new level.

"Hey, Doc. Any chance of some more Citalopram. The other day I got so depressed I ground my own knob up."
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If you work in a morgue, possibly lots.

Something along those lines will be lovely, thanks.

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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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JammyH

You are our 100th customer, you will now officially fail at life [:)]

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I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

doug

my ideal girl is someone who takes care of anything in the bedroom without being too slutty about it and essentially keeping her dumb fu<b></b><i></i>cking mouth shut

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Moriarti

lady in the street but a freak in the bed FTW!!!

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...