Your Ideal Girl

Og Monster · June 2007

Age: Over consent...make it 18-22
Hair Colour: Dont mind really
Hair Length: medium, not too short, nor too long...somehwere in the middle, kind alike emo hair, but nothing OTT
Curly or Straight: curly..dont actually mind
Body Shape: slim and slender,....giggity giggity goo!
Body Size:8-10
Big or small boobs: big/medium...a handful at least
Tanned?: midly, but not fake
Personality: funny, smart..good at haggling, all round really..someone whos just cool to be with
Girly?: quite girly yes...we dont want no butch but we dont want no friggin' barbie!

ADDED: Ass...small

Personality is more important but

BIg rack and tight ass thats the stuff! *stretches and "aahhhh"s*
^^^Thats the bonus

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Mattie · June 2007

Age: 17
Hair Colour: Not fussed, not vivid thou
Hair Length: Short, emo is good
Curly or Straight: Straight, but not flat, fluffy if anything
Body Shape: hourglass ish
Body Size: size 12
Big or small boobs: not tiny, but in proportion. DD is nice
Tanned?: natural
Personality: relaxed, good laugh, up for fun
Girly?: yeah and no

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Flurry · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Mattie

Age: 17
Hair Colour: Not fussed, not vivid thou
Hair Length: Short, emo is good
Curly or Straight: Straight, but not flat, fluffy if anything
Body Shape: hourglass ish
Body Size: size 12
Big or small boobs: not tiny, but in proportion. DD is nice
Tanned?: natural
Personality: relaxed, good laugh, up for fun
Girly?: yeah and no

oh, and a built in crash helmet

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Flurry

did you do a Mattie?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<center>"Most Likely To Die First" as voted for in the Forum Awards 2007</center>
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[}:)]
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Squeaky · June 2007

i do have a crash helmet actually

Love me now, Love me never..

shota · June 2007

A mute girl with a cleaning and cooking fetish would be my first pick.

MTB Newbie

rideitgood · June 2007

Age: A year below my age, and a few above.
Hair Colour: Blonde, or brunette. Heck it, I'm not bothered.
Hair Length: Preferably long, but again i'm not particularly fussed.
Curly or Straight: Wavy is good.[:D]
Body Shape: Fairly slim, yet not thin.
Body Size: size 8
Big or small boobs: In proportion to her body.
Tanned?: Not a ghost, yet not David dog loverinson Lookalike.
Personality: Good fun, assertive.
Girly?: Girly on stuff she should be girly about, yet can take stuff in her stride.

faith
Home trails

Flurry · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Squeaky

i do have a crash helmet actually

Love me now, Love me never..
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OMG it's a girl

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[}:)]
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Squeaky · June 2007

omg i am a girl, wow when did that happen

Love me now, Love me never..

Moriarti · June 2007

lies! no girls are on the interwebz!

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

Squeaky · June 2007

mattie i fink im a man.........

Love me now, Love me never..

Flurry · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Moriarti

lies! no girls are on the interwebz!

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
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ladyboys

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[}:)]
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Flurry · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Squeaky

omg i am a girl, wow when did that happen

Love me now, Love me never..
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when i borrowed you cock

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[}:)]
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Squeaky · June 2007

hahahahha thats where it went i was starting to miss that

Love me now, Love me never..

Simple Jumper · June 2007

Age: 16 or 17
Hair Colour: Not too bothered, brunette is better though
Hair Length: Not bothered
Curly or Straight: Wavy
Body Shape: Not fat.
Body Size: 10ish
Big or small boobs: Not too small, not too big.
Tanned?: Yeah, but not too much
Personality: Bouncy, happy, up for a laugh, understanding of sarcasm.
Girly?: Yeah and no

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Flurry · June 2007

you can have it back, but it has some teeth marks in

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[}:)]
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mbukjames · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Flurry

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Squeaky

omg i am a girl, wow when did that happen

Love me now, Love me never..
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when i borrowed you cock

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[}:)]
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<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Why do you need 2?[:0]

I don't deserve to have a sig..

Flurry · June 2007

your assuming i have one

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[}:)]
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Squeaky · June 2007

but does it still function

Love me now, Love me never..

John · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Flurry

you can have it back, but it has some teeth marks in

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[}:)]
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Your own?

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

Updated [:D] Glory Jackal

Safe as Fu<s></s>ck Pushbike Bullsh<s></s>it and Wideopen Mag.

nirveous · June 2007

Age: Not too far either direction of me.
Hair Colour: Any, they can all look good.
Hair Length: Definitely not short.
Curly or Straight: Slightly curly, but not fucked up and frizzy.
Body Shape: Kinda curvy, but like in good proportion.
Body Size: Not fat, but absolutely not a stick insect either. I don't mind quite skinny, but uber skinny is grim.
Big or small boobs: Medium like, it's not really about size.
Tanned?: Slightly, I don't particularly like the look of pale people, but definitely not a tangerine.
Personality: Has to be funny, kinda lively, optimistic, but mainly funny.
Girly?: Well I wouldn't want a manly girl [;)], but definitely not ditsy. I dunno really.

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abul · June 2007

Age: 15+
Hair Colour:
Hair Length:not fussed as long as it looks nice

Curly or Straight: straight
Body Shape:slim/athletic
Body Size:how would i know whats big and small in girls sizes. theyre wierd
Big or small boobs:not too big but a handful. any more is a waste
Tanned?:naturally
Personality:obviously the most important. not too into herself (but dosnt hate herself) outgoing. speaks her mind. dosnt lie. etc etc.
Girly?: yeah i like a girly girl. not too over the top though. that does ma friggin head in
thick is good too

not stupid though. has to have common sense to a degree.

Az
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joshleb · June 2007

Age: 15/16
Hair Colour: Blonde or brown or black, not Ginger
Hair Length:anything but short
Curly or Straight: straight
Body Shape:curvy
Body Size:medium height
Big or small boobs:medium
Tanned?:naturally
Personality:funny, not too stupid, not too slow to do nefing, nice, other stuff

<center>Got My Vans On But They Look Like Sneakers</center>

extreme__dude · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by abul

Girly?: yeah i like a girly girl. not too over the top though. that does ma friggin head in
thick is good too

not stupid though. has to have common sense to a degree.

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no chance mate - they all lost out there!

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<center>new frame [:D]</center>

Anonymous · June 2007

Age: 20
Hair Colour: dark with some red bits
Hair Length: just abouve the sholder
Curly or Straight: bit curly, bit wavey, no frizz.
Body Shape: cuves.
Body Size: a toutch smaller than me. Her had rests perfectly on my sholder when we hug.
Big or small boobs: just over a handfull
Tanned?: Standard UK tan.
Personality: very artistic, funny, intelligent, easy going, playfull, interesting, slightly mysterious.
Girly?: Keeps her looks in good order, but doesn;t mind kipping on a sofa in a squat occasionally.

And anything else you can think of: Yeah, she should lose her boyfriend and fall in love with me.

*sigh*

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nirveous · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Jack

Age: 20
Hair Colour: dark with some red bits
Hair Length: just abouve the sholder
Curly or Straight: bit curly, bit wavey, no frizz.
Body Shape: cuves.
Body Size: a toutch smaller than me. Her had rests perfectly on my sholder when we hug.
Big or small boobs: just over a handfull
Tanned?: Standard UK tan.
Personality: very artistic, funny, intelligent, easy going, playfull, interesting, slightly mysterious.
Girly?: Keeps her looks in good order, but doesn;t mind kipping on a sofa in a squat occasionally.

And anything else you can think of: Yeah, she should lose her boyfriend and fall in love with me.

*sigh*

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Altogether now, awwwwwwwww!

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Matt · June 2007

I can't believe I'm the only one on the forum to make a comment about 12 year olds...

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Chaparral

Anonymous · June 2007

I didn't want to be a copy cat...

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abul · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by extreme__dude

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by abul

Girly?: yeah i like a girly girl. not too over the top though. that does ma friggin head in
thick is good too

not stupid though. has to have common sense to a degree.

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no chance mate - they all lost out there!

<center>pinkbike</center>
<center>new frame [:D]</center>
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explains why im single [V]

Az
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...!!!... I couldnt fix your brakes... So i made your horn louder ...!!!...
High Octane
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<div align="right"><h6>Bebo</h6></div id="right">

UH DH · June 2007

Madeline McCann.

What a coincidence...

*lubes up*
**goes into cupboard under the stairs**
***muffled sobbing***

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

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++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Shadow_Conspiracy · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UH DH

Madeline McCann.

What a coincidence...

*lubes up*
**goes into cupboard under the stairs**
***muffled sobbing***

QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by the abductor
++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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Can we share?

I'll pay ya!

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