Your Ideal Girl

The Joe Show · June 2007

Ideal girl:

1
2
3 (The one on the right!)

Yeah, pictures speak a thousand words and all that.

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Shadow_Conspiracy · June 2007

Does the missus know about the other 2 perfect girls in your life Joe?

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nirveous · June 2007

Hmm, can't really see the third woman, anywho, the first two, fit enough, but they have pretty minging faces IMO.

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The Joe Show · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Shadow_Conspiracy

Does the missus know about the other 2 perfect girls in your life Joe?

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Yes actually.

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Fulltime Slacker · June 2007

Age:16-17 i spose
Hair Colour: brunette/blonde/red head not too fussy
Hair Length: Mid or long or kinda short just not dead short
Curly or Straight: straight or wavy i dont dig curly
Body Shape: curvy/fit
Body Size:8-12
Big or small boobs: im not fussed
Tanned?:yes please
Personality: laid back easy to get on with also with a serious side
Girly?: Yeah to a certain extent
[:D]

My Bikes innit
My space innit

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

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The Joe Show · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by nirveous

Hmm, can't really see the third woman, anywho, the first two, fit enough, but they have pretty minging faces IMO.

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Better shot of 1's face with added squashed boob.

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UH DH · June 2007

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What the hell is wrong with me?
I'm in a band, ladies can't you see
Please don't judge me by the car that I drive
Or the fact that I haven't had a date since '95

Come on, don't go away
Don't listen to your friends when they that I am ooooooh!
I try so hard but I just can't get no play
Don't have any STDs
Come on, I'm begging on my knees
Come on get close just ignore the fleas

We will take anything that walks . . .
Because we're desperate

I know I'm not a handsome man
Cuz I look like an ogre with a farmer's tan
And every time the ladies see me and I'm walking their way
They say, "Brian smells, everybody stay away"

Oh ladies, can't you see
I can't help it because I'm ugly
But I'm in a band, don't that count for something
Come on now, don't delay
Cuz if you don't call then I'll probably rent-a-date
And my tab keeps rising, cuz I do it every day
Oh ladies, can't you see
I'm in a band, why aren't you attracted to me?
I don't care if you're underage
Just as long as you'll be seen with me in a public place
What's it gonna take? (What's it gonna take?)
For you get on my face?
Doo-Wah-Doo
Cuz I need to know
I'm all hot and ready
And I got to go . . .
Because we're Desperate

Why oh why must I have this rash
No girls talk to me they just step back
Should I lift weights? Would that make me more sexual?
Maybe wear glasses would that make me intellectual?
Come on lets do it fast
Cuz I'm all hot and ready and it just wont last
And I got 20 dollars what can I get for that?

Don't have any STDs
Come on, I'm begging on my knees
Come on get close just ignore the fleas

We will take anything, yeah
We will take anything
We will take anything that walks . . .
Because we're desperate
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QUERTY QUERTY QUERTY

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davesnothere · June 2007

My Ideal girl would be

Mid Twenties
Tallish (5' 7 say) Long legs, Skinny
Size 10 with a generous B cup
Pert bottom is an essential
Dark Brown wavy hair, past the shoulders
Green eyes
Olive skin
and good eyebrows

Personality: Intelligent, feisty, confident
Girly: no i like strong women

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Tartanyak

It amuses me. You have a large smile. A dockworkers smile.
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DahnHilla · June 2007

Age:17-21
Hair Colour:Brunette
Hair Length:mid-long
Curly or Straight:straight, but wavy is good as well
Body Shape:slim, small curves.
Body Size:10
Big or small boobs:Medium, shape over size.
Tanned?:Yes please
Personality:Bubbly, outgoing, funny.
Girly?:Enough, but not someone that makes to much effort.

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MJ · June 2007

Got mine allready! Winnnnnner!

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP
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road_gaps · June 2007

age: 17
Hair Colour: blonde
Hair Length: shoulder ledgth
Curly or Straight: curly-ish
Body Shape: slender but not size 0
Body Size: mdium
Big or small boobs: bigish
Tanned?: yes
Personality: funny, easygoing, random, playfull
Girly?: very

in other words the missus [:D]

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david28031982 · June 2007

age: 19-25
Hair Colour: brunette
Hair Length: shoulder length or longer
Curly or Straight: straight or wavy
Body Shape: curves
Body Size: 12-14
Big or small boobs: DD+
Tanned?: yes
Personality: laid back, nympho
Girly?: girly but wuth a strong will

Random Vince · June 2007

Age:19-16
Hair Colour:any
Hair Length:longer than her ears
Curly or Straight:curly but not too fussed
Body Shape:standard
Body Size:<16
Big or small boobs:needs to have boobs, ie not flat
Tanned?:usually happens in the summer doesnt it?
Personality:one that enables her to cope with being with me, ie playful
Girly?:moments

And anything else you can think of.

able to weld,
enjoys biking
willing to have a go at most sports
like old cars
willing to fall into / get pushed into lakes from time to time
must want to have kids.

<hr noshade size="1"><center>My signature was stolen by a moose</center>

that will be all
trying to get GT James banned since tuesday

mrblonde · June 2007

Age: Doesn't really matter to me, no younger than 18 no older than about 40 really
Hair Colour: Dark red
Hair Length: Long
Curly or Straight: Curly
Body Shape: In shape without being skinny, halle berry/anna kournikova/jennifer lopez before she became a moron type of body
Body Size: about a 12 would be nice
Big or small boobs: in between, something like a c/d cup
Tanned?: only if its not a fake tan
Personality: metal head, biker chick with her fanny pierced :-)
Girly?: fu<s></s>ck no
Height: Tall would be very nice
Dress sense: Gothic/PVC clad with thigh high boots, oh aye!
Accent: Scottish/Irish but definitly not manc or welsh
Sense of humour: Difficult to offend because i am quite happy to endeavor in trying to do so

My lifestyle determines my death style
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Tartanyak

Mrblonde...

The Casanova of online poets. [:D]
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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Age: 19 - 24
Hair Colour: Blonde/Brunette
Hair Length: Shoulder length
Curly or Straight: Straight
Body Shape: Curvy
Body Size: 10
Big or small boobs: Medium, long as they have a good arse.
Tanned?: Moderately, not that fussy.
Personality: Happy, slightly less intelligent than me.
Girly?: Yeah, not annoyingly so, but girly.
Height: 5.4 - 6.0 (in feet)
Dress sense: Fashionable
Accent: Welsh, or a normal region less English accent.
Sense of humour: Thinks I'm the most hilarious thing she has ever met, without a doubt.

Gee, aren't I exciting...

<hr noshade size="1"><center>I'd rather not.</center>

Alex · June 2007

Originally posted by Kitty

Age: 18-20
Hair Colour: Ebony black
Hair Length: Longish
Curly or Straight: straightish
Body Shape: curvy
Body Size: slim
Big or small boobs: C
Tanned?: No
Personality: please
Girly?: Slightly. Men need not apply.

Reliability would be good, sick of being messed about. No sodding smokers either.

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

I pulled a girl just after she had a cigarette once, felt like I had coins in my mouth all night.

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Alex · June 2007

I've got Friday's girl's phone no, but it was like tonguing an ashtray, so fuck calling her.

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elmotheewokking · June 2007

The one that I just got back. Not been this happy in a long, long time.

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at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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Anonymous · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex
No sodding smokers either.
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Even me?

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nirveous · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Random Vince

Age:19-16
Hair Colour:any
Hair Length:longer than her ears
Curly or Straight:curly but not too fussed
Body Shape:standard
Body Size:<16
Big or small boobs:needs to have boobs, ie not flat
Tanned?:usually happens in the summer doesnt it?
Personality:one that enables her to cope with being with me, ie playful
Girly?:moments

And anything else you can think of.

able to weld,
enjoys biking
willing to have a go at most sports
like old cars
willing to fall into / get pushed into lakes from time to time
must want to have kids.

<hr noshade size="1"><center>My signature was stolen by a moose</center>

that will be all
trying to get GT James banned since tuesday 
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LOL!

<hr noshade size="1">The Hardrock

DJIP · June 2007

My ideal man

Age: 19 - 35
Hair Colour: brown/black
Hair Length: I like it shorter
Curly or Straight: straight
Body Shape: lean, slightly muscular
Body Size: not fat, not really skinny
Big or small boobs: No boobs please
Tanned?: slightly
Personality: funny and adventurous
Girly?: NO!
Tattoos and piercings? : LOTS please!

Winner of the "Most likely to be rohypnoled by another forumite" award

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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Kitty

Due to the topics today I'm interested to see what your ideal girls would be like?

So:

Age:
Hair Colour:
Hair Length:
Curly or Straight:
Body Shape:
Body Size:
Big or small boobs:
Tanned?:
Personality:
Girly?:

And anything else you can think of.

EDIT: And any particular celebrities.

And for the few girls, state your ideal man.

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definately not you

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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myspack

Kitty · June 2007

What the fuck?

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tom_majski · June 2007

only windin ya up!

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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myspack

i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

Age: 20-24
Hair Colour: Brown
Hair Length: Shoulder
Curly or Straight: Either
Body Shape: toned, don't mind a little chubby
Body Size: size 8-10
Big or small boobs: C or D. I like small too, just for a change though
Tanned?: Don't care
Personality: Brains a must, really funny, loyal, thoughtful... horny.
Girly?: Nope. Hate make-up girls. Must like outdoors, and dress in cool casual fashion

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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Alex · June 2007

I'm met Tom's ideal girl, she's nice.

Her mum doesn't like me anymore though [v]

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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

I'm met Tom's ideal girl, she's nice.

Her mum doesn't like me anymore though [v]

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thats not true, she just didn't like your noob bashing![:p]

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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myspack

Tom · June 2007

anything as long as she wont remeber for the police id sketches.

<center>Killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing, will be a gas.</center>

i_used_2b_fukpigonabike · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Tom

anything as long as she wont remeber for the police id sketches.

<center>Killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing, will be a gas.</center>
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Finally! A true sandbox reply!

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cerberus

I blocked my toilet up the other day.

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