TDF 2024:- Stage 2: Cesenatico - Bologna 198.7km ***Spoilers***

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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661

    UAE looking ominous

  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655
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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655

    GC teams to the front for the first climb, knocked a minute or so off the lead

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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463

    It’s a nice kit. I’m not a fan of black cycling jerseys but do like that one.

  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661

    Not only is Kirby already pissing me off, he’s slagging off lambrusco. Prick.

  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655

    Jan HIrt got some emergency dentistry last night


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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655

    It really is very breezy. Can't quite work out what the direction is....

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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,908
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,908

    UAE made short work.of that time gap

    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,908
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,908

    Windy on that ridge

    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,334

    Not even getting early shenanigans on the first couple of climbs.

    https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/ is really handy for seeing where they are on the stage itself, and if you go to the live data bit you can see where individual riders are. The sprinters only lost about 40 seconds by the top of that last climb, if anybody cares. Seems fairly unstressful still.

  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726

    The famous ridge.

    It certainly does make for some good photography.

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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    edited June 30

    How much longer do we have to endure Kirby?

    Surely it must soon be time for Hatch to come back.

    Meanwhile Dani drones on and on.

    ITV4 ad breaks are far too frequent and badly placed.

    Anyhow it’s the section that might have crosswinds now…

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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,908

    Itv is your friend

    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655

    Chute

    DePlus Van Aert?

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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,908

    Silly unforced crash

    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    edited June 30

    De Plus hits the deck.

    Ineos have their first crashee.

    Van Aert also tastes the tarmac.

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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655

    Deplus is quite banged up, shouting "fucking idiot" but dunno who at

    Van Aert seems ok

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  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,334

    Pointless sprint for bugger all points causes chaos. Amazing how often accidents happen on fairly stress-free days - a bit of activity suddenly kicks off and not everybody's head is switched on to react.

  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463

    Did Jorgenson go down too?

    Hope the klaxon has been dusted off and serviced.

  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    edited June 30

    Jorgensen also went down. Damage to right elbow and hip.

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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463

    Peloton have sat up and break is now back over 8 minutes having got it down under 6. Looks like they’ll stay away and we’ll have to endure Abrahamsen in those polka dots for at least another day.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,164

    Bit confused why nobody wanted to keep the break at a catchable distance.

  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726

    The peloton have completely switched off for the moment, so it’s going to be one for the breakaway.

    Brings into question whether there will be any GC action at all, given the bonus seconds will already have been bagged.

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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463

    Yesterday took its toll I suspect.

  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655

    The best puncheurs for this stage are all GC contenders, and none wanted to put their teams to work.

    UAE don't even really have a team until they get to the high mountains, Nils Pollitt looked at the break and said "nope, not controlling that".

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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655

    Cav group falling back a touch on the climb here but will remake contact, Jakobsen looks to be struggling badly though

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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655

    Cav was alert to the Lanterne threat and he's let the peloton slip completely, minute and a half now. Jakobsen still has over a minute on him behind.

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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,908

    Bit of quandary for a few teams on GC

    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm