2022 Critérium du Dauphiné, June 5 - 12 ***Spoilers***

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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,165
    Haha - I think he was finished by the line anyway.
  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 2,293
    LOL I do love it when people celebrate too early :)
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    edited June 2022
    LOL.
    Right on the line.
    Gaudu pulled WVA's pants down.
    After his early celebration, the greatest rider of his generation looked extremely embarrassed with that defeat.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Sat up and waited for Gaudu (sorry, went into Kirby mode)
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,165
    The photo finish is glorious.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,342
    WVA waiting for Gaudu. 🤣
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  • thejimmymethod
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    I think Roglic got confused and went to attack at 1.2km to go, presumably thought it was 200m to go.
  • dabber
    dabber Posts: 1,978
    The words "amateur night" always come to mind.
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  • Dorset_Boy
    Dorset_Boy Posts: 7,572
    blazing_saddles said:

    LOL.
    Right on the line.
    Gaudu pulled WVA's pants down.
    After his early celebration, the greatest rider of his generation looked extremely embarrassed with that defeat.

    The greatest riders of his generation aren't at the Criterium.
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,334
    Came through like a train - you can see why WVA wasn't aware of the danger. Gaudu trying very hard - and failing - to keep a straight face in the interview...
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,165
    It wasn't the celebration that lost it - but it does make for a great photo.
  • Dorset_Boy
    Dorset_Boy Posts: 7,572
    Was Wout wearing something under his jersey today or has he been fighting everyone for the pies? He was looking seriously tubby.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,342
    Dorset_Boy said:

    Was Wout wearing something under his jersey today or has he been fighting everyone for the pies? He was looking seriously tubby.

    Still not as tubby as Groenewegen though.
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  • bm5
    bm5 Posts: 586
    He was really embarrassed in his interview.
    At least there weren't any roundabouts at the finish today!
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    More imbecilic comments from CK, Smith saying riders use the white lines as a guide to direction when riding head down. CK suggesting they ride on the white lines as they have less rolling resistance.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    Roglic a fraction of a second faster than Ganna at 1st check point.

    Not that I am watching. I can’t stomach a long, flat ITT with Kirby’s constant stream of drivel.

    A sad state of affairs when the person who should be enhancing one’s enjoyment, actively causes one to switch off.
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  • poweredbyidris
    poweredbyidris Posts: 848
    blazing_saddles said:

    Roglic a fraction of a second faster than Ganna at 1st check point.

    Not that I am watching. I can’t stomach a long, flat ITT with Kirby’s constant stream of drivel.

    A sad state of affairs when the person who should be enhancing one’s enjoyment, actively causes one to switch off.

    Not watching, but is he proclaiming each rider on the start ramp as 'a potential winner' or 'could do something here'?
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    poweredbyidris said:

    blazing_saddles said:

    Roglic a fraction of a second faster than Ganna at 1st check point.

    Not that I am watching. I can’t stomach a long, flat ITT with Kirby’s constant stream of drivel.

    A sad state of affairs when the person who should be enhancing one’s enjoyment, actively causes one to switch off.

    Not watching, but is he proclaiming each rider on the start ramp as 'a potential winner' or 'could do something here'?
    Yep
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    Roglic dropped to third at second check but WVA 11 seconds faster than Ganna at the first.
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  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 2,293
    WVA now 10 seconds behind Ganna at the 2nd
  • thejimmymethod
    thejimmymethod Posts: 458
    blazing_saddles said:

    Roglic dropped to third at second check but WVA 11 seconds faster than Ganna at the first.

    11 seconds slower at T2. Roglic went the same way. Different pacing strategy for Ineos and Jumbo
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    Roglič slower than Cattaneo at the finish.
    Jumbo keytones ain't what they used to be.
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  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 2,293
    Ganna takes it by a couple of seconds.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    When did Hayter lose so much time, was that yesterday? I thought he might be looking for a high GC finish. Who are Ineos using as their leader, TGH or just not bothering with GC this year?
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Actually, the gaps aren't so big once you take WVA out of the equation.
  • bm5
    bm5 Posts: 586
    Hayter said he lost his visor early in the TT and so had problems with wind etc on his contacts. Must have slowed him down a bit.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,165
    Ambient sound on after 2 minutes today.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,165
    edited June 2022
    Actually looks like being a good last few km of this.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    Tubby Groenewegen not going to be sprinting again today
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