Paris - Nice 2022 **Spoilers**

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  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,100
    edited March 2022

    Laporte did most of the damage and he’s possibly going to take the stage.
    Transformation is astonishing

    Laporte had his first ever 3 week altitude training camp in February. It would be remarkable if he hadn't improved dramatically. Once the gap had been created by the two DSMs failing to hold the wheel (good spot, Rich), given the shambolic nature of the chase, it was inevitable that three committed and organised riders would increase that gap.
    Team My Man 2022:

    Antwan Tolhoek, Sam Oomen, Tom Dumoulin, Thymen Arensman, Remco Evenepoel, Benoît Cosnefroy, Tom Pidcock, Mark Cavendish, Romain Bardet
  • phreak
    phreak Posts: 2,907
    They did a VAM of about 2,200 up that climb :#
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,100
    phreak said:

    They did a VAM of about 2,200 up that climb :#

    On a 1.31 km climb with 87 metres of elevation gain, VAM is meaningless.
    Team My Man 2022:

    Antwan Tolhoek, Sam Oomen, Tom Dumoulin, Thymen Arensman, Remco Evenepoel, Benoît Cosnefroy, Tom Pidcock, Mark Cavendish, Romain Bardet
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    Another crash involving Mollema, Groenewegen, Dennis and and Van Poppel.
    Dylan distanced.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • Here for the klaxon
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    Total carnage. Most teams are in total disarray, but Jumbo are at it again.
    No more than 40 riders left in the first group.
    Now that has split again and it's just Jumbo and about a dozen others.
    Quintana being magical in the crosswinds again.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • 50x11
    50x11 Posts: 408

    Hayter and Colbrelli dumped out the rear.
    Once again the Ineos man caught out by riding at the back.

    G and Rowe say in their most recent podcst that Hayter hates the fight in the pack, so might explain why he's out the back so much
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    Front group suddenly splits into 3.
    A dozen or so in each section.
    Bennett and Vlasov the latest casualties.
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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 16,868
    Who's caught out on gc?
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816

    Who's caught out on gc?

    Everybody. :D

    Almeida and McNulty, G Martin, Schachmann and Mollema over 2 minutes behind.

    Gaudu over 6 minutes down and there's still about one hour's racing.

    At least Vlasov, Haig and S Yates are now back at the front.
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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 16,868
    Cheers
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,158

    G Martin

    No need for the G anymore. End of an era
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    Kruijswijk and Jorgenson hit the deck, just as the second group were about to catch the leaders.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    Jakobsen blows WVA away.
    Laporte leads out and still manages third..

    Almeida cuts a lonely figure, rolling across the line almost 2 minutes down.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    edited March 2022
    Perfect terrain for another Jumbo podium lockout, today.




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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 16,868
    TdG up the road small group
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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 16,868
    Owen doull in the break 2 mins 45 k out
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    This is a very nice course.
    Hayter lantern rouge again.
    SKA attacking like a Frenchman
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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    Hayter dropped along with McNulty, Gaudu, Storer, Sam Bennett and Bol.
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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    LOL
    Roglic still can’t resist chasing a couple of bonus seconds
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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    Pedersen from Coquard. WVA a distant 3rd.
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  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 1,934
    Interviewer " So you know the finish of the race"
    Pedersen "Of course I do , we did it one lap before!"
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    Even Clare Balding isn't that useless
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    So, WvA for tbe season so far is 1, 3, 2, 3?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 16,868
    There's a lot of talent in the peloton these days . Easy to forget mads even exists .. held on from a long way out
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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 13,329
    Impressive long sprint from Mads P there
    Think it's worth updating the Vikings thread for tomorrow (I like to give it a day to avoid accidental spoilers)
    He's had good early season form, but he's trying to be a little careful (eg not riding Omloop het Nieuwsblad) to peak for the main cobbled races
    Warning No formatter is installed for the format
  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,196
    Completely forgot about this and the PTP for the last few days...
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087

    Hayter dropped along with McNulty, Gaudu, Storer, Sam Bennett and Bol.

    Must have got back on as he came 9th.