wednesday turning big pineapples into chunks, with lasers
Comments
-
Mmmm...pineapple chuUNnnkkkSsss. Do you have those there? If not, I can organise a post-brexit free trade deal with the shaky isles for you. Oigarchs need not apply.0
-
Definitely all a bitshit. Mother GTi has had about a week out of hospital since Xmas day, friend with stage 4 bowel cancer has had to go back on chemo because his PET scan indicated that he couldn’t have surgery on his liver tumour, I’m getting flashbacks to the 80s when I was constantly scared about nuclear war (I’d found my dad’s emergency planning documents - he’d have been in a local bunker), the y13 students in school are being totallyshit at giving me their work, and I haven’t the time to exercise so the fact that my lower back and hips have beenfucked since Covid isn’t getting a lot better. Not sure I’m coping too well…0
-
Loads of rozzers on the beat in town at lunchtime but not sure why. Maybe Putin has threatened to breach the city defences but hasn't updated his maps since the 70s and realised the city council already did that with the ring road.
Overheard one if them telling an old guy if people need any help to give them a shout.
Half an hour later and they weren't there any more, so really helpful.
Probably just another anti cycling operation, although I can see why with the number of just eat/deliveroos on illegal ebikes riding like idiots in the pedestrianised bits.1 -
Sounds tough J-T - really sorry to hear.johngti said:Definitely all a bitshit. Mother GTi has had about a week out of hospital since Xmas day, friend with stage 4 bowel cancer has had to go back on chemo because his PET scan indicated that he couldn’t have surgery on his liver tumour, I’m getting flashbacks to the 80s when I was constantly scared about nuclear war (I’d found my dad’s emergency planning documents - he’d have been in a local bunker), the y13 students in school are being totallyshit at giving me their work, and I haven’t the time to exercise so the fact that my lower back and hips have beenfucked since Covid isn’t getting a lot better. Not sure I’m coping too well…
All I can say from here as a random bod on a random forum is please try and shed the stuff you can't control: the nukes are so massively out there its not worth thinking about.
Yr13 are just shitbags, totes, in their parlance. If they don't hand it in, fail them. They will soon learn.
Mother GTi is safe, warm chatting to nurses.
Friend.... well extremely sad and v sorry to hear. You just have to be strong on the outside but v v v allowed to be soft on the inside. its a MF kinda thang but i'll let you do it as well 'cos i'm nice.
Re lower back and hips: this Saturday morn, no matter how you feel, get up, get lycra on, pedal somewhere nice at whatever speed you want. Dawdle, trundle, smile and laugh about pointlessshit to yourself. Stop, drink coffee, eat a sausage roll and smile at random people. shout abuse at clubbies.
Then go home and give the family a big sweaty cuddle.
It won't be the panacea to all evils but it'll make you feel good until theypiss you off at about half past 2.....
Here if you need to PM dude..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
3 -
Don't knock it, the Russian military could probably improve some towns in Walesthistle_ said:Loads of rozzers on the beat in town at lunchtime but not sure why. Maybe Putin has threatened to breach the city defences but hasn't updated his maps since the 70s and realised the city council already did that with the ring road.
Overheard one if them telling an old guy if people need any help to give them a shout.
Half an hour later and they weren't there any more, so really helpful.
Probably just another anti cycling operation, although I can see why with the number of just eat/deliveroos on illegal ebikes riding like idiots in the pedestrianised bits.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Sorry to hear that JGTIjohngti said:Definitely all a bitshit. Mother GTi has had about a week out of hospital since Xmas day, friend with stage 4 bowel cancer has had to go back on chemo because his PET scan indicated that he couldn’t have surgery on his liver tumour, I’m getting flashbacks to the 80s when I was constantly scared about nuclear war (I’d found my dad’s emergency planning documents - he’d have been in a local bunker), the y13 students in school are being totallyshit at giving me their work, and I haven’t the time to exercise so the fact that my lower back and hips have beenfucked since Covid isn’t getting a lot better. Not sure I’m coping too well…
Sometimes these things are like buses and they all happen together which is just extra shyte. Not sure what to advice other than concentrate on the stuff you can change.
When you can exercise I might even be recovered enough to get out on a bike with you. We should be as slow as each other
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
nah. nothings asshit as Newport.Stevo_666 said:
Don't knock it, the Russian military could probably improve some towns in Walesthistle_ said:Loads of rozzers on the beat in town at lunchtime but not sure why. Maybe Putin has threatened to breach the city defences but hasn't updated his maps since the 70s and realised the city council already did that with the ring road.
Overheard one if them telling an old guy if people need any help to give them a shout.
Half an hour later and they weren't there any more, so really helpful.
Probably just another anti cycling operation, although I can see why with the number of just eat/deliveroos on illegal ebikes riding like idiots in the pedestrianised bits..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
0 -
A tactical nuke would surely improve it?MattFalle said:
nah. nothings asshit as Newport.Stevo_666 said:
Don't knock it, the Russian military could probably improve some towns in Walesthistle_ said:Loads of rozzers on the beat in town at lunchtime but not sure why. Maybe Putin has threatened to breach the city defences but hasn't updated his maps since the 70s and realised the city council already did that with the ring road.
Overheard one if them telling an old guy if people need any help to give them a shout.
Half an hour later and they weren't there any more, so really helpful.
Probably just another anti cycling operation, although I can see why with the number of just eat/deliveroos on illegal ebikes riding like idiots in the pedestrianised bits."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Sounds good Stevo. I can give you heat for being a Tory and you can lambast my socialist outlook on life.Stevo_666 said:
Sorry to hear that JGTIjohngti said:Definitely all a bitshit. Mother GTi has had about a week out of hospital since Xmas day, friend with stage 4 bowel cancer has had to go back on chemo because his PET scan indicated that he couldn’t have surgery on his liver tumour, I’m getting flashbacks to the 80s when I was constantly scared about nuclear war (I’d found my dad’s emergency planning documents - he’d have been in a local bunker), the y13 students in school are being totallyshit at giving me their work, and I haven’t the time to exercise so the fact that my lower back and hips have beenfucked since Covid isn’t getting a lot better. Not sure I’m coping too well…
Sometimes these things are like buses and they all happen together which is just extra shyte. Not sure what to advice other than concentrate on the stuff you can change.
When you can exercise I might even be recovered enough to get out on a bike with you. We should be as slow as each other
So long as slow is acceptable!!0 -
can't make it any worse tbh....... it really isshit.Stevo_666 said:
A tactical nuke would surely improve it?MattFalle said:
nah. nothings asshit as Newport.Stevo_666 said:
Don't knock it, the Russian military could probably improve some towns in Walesthistle_ said:Loads of rozzers on the beat in town at lunchtime but not sure why. Maybe Putin has threatened to breach the city defences but hasn't updated his maps since the 70s and realised the city council already did that with the ring road.
Overheard one if them telling an old guy if people need any help to give them a shout.
Half an hour later and they weren't there any more, so really helpful.
Probably just another anti cycling operation, although I can see why with the number of just eat/deliveroos on illegal ebikes riding like idiots in the pedestrianised bits..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
0 -
Thanks MF. I’m very aware that there are many worse off, especially now, and I’m miles away from any sniff of anything. I’ll #stopwallowinginmyfuckingmiserablemind now.MattFalle said:
Sounds tough J-T - really sorry to hear.johngti said:Definitely all a bitshit. Mother GTi has had about a week out of hospital since Xmas day, friend with stage 4 bowel cancer has had to go back on chemo because his PET scan indicated that he couldn’t have surgery on his liver tumour, I’m getting flashbacks to the 80s when I was constantly scared about nuclear war (I’d found my dad’s emergency planning documents - he’d have been in a local bunker), the y13 students in school are being totallyshit at giving me their work, and I haven’t the time to exercise so the fact that my lower back and hips have beenfucked since Covid isn’t getting a lot better. Not sure I’m coping too well…
All I can say from here as a random bod on a random forum is please try and shed the stuff you can't control: the nukes are so massively out there its not worth thinking about.
Yr13 are just shitbags, totes, in their parlance. If they don't hand it in, fail them. They will soon learn.
Mother GTi is safe, warm chatting to nurses.
Friend.... well extremely sad and v sorry to hear. You just have to be strong on the outside but v v v allowed to be soft on the inside. its a MF kinda thang but i'll let you do it as well 'cos i'm nice.
Re lower back and hips: this Saturday morn, no matter how you feel, get up, get lycra on, pedal somewhere nice at whatever speed you want. Dawdle, trundle, smile and laugh about pointlessshit to yourself. Stop, drink coffee, eat a sausage roll and smile at random people. shout abuse at clubbies.
Then go home and give the family a big sweaty cuddle.
It won't be the panacea to all evils but it'll make you feel good until theypiss you off at about half past 2.....
Here if you need to PM dude.0 -
theres many worse off, theres many better off but fuck'em - you have to look after yourself as well. You and yours come first. Tories come last, alongside Man United.johngti said:
Thanks MF. I’m very aware that there are many worse off, especially now, and I’m miles away from any sniff of anything. I’ll #stopwallowinginmyfuckingmiserablemind now.MattFalle said:
Sounds tough J-T - really sorry to hear.johngti said:Definitely all a bitshit. Mother GTi has had about a week out of hospital since Xmas day, friend with stage 4 bowel cancer has had to go back on chemo because his PET scan indicated that he couldn’t have surgery on his liver tumour, I’m getting flashbacks to the 80s when I was constantly scared about nuclear war (I’d found my dad’s emergency planning documents - he’d have been in a local bunker), the y13 students in school are being totallyshit at giving me their work, and I haven’t the time to exercise so the fact that my lower back and hips have beenfucked since Covid isn’t getting a lot better. Not sure I’m coping too well…
All I can say from here as a random bod on a random forum is please try and shed the stuff you can't control: the nukes are so massively out there its not worth thinking about.
Yr13 are just shitbags, totes, in their parlance. If they don't hand it in, fail them. They will soon learn.
Mother GTi is safe, warm chatting to nurses.
Friend.... well extremely sad and v sorry to hear. You just have to be strong on the outside but v v v allowed to be soft on the inside. its a MF kinda thang but i'll let you do it as well 'cos i'm nice.
Re lower back and hips: this Saturday morn, no matter how you feel, get up, get lycra on, pedal somewhere nice at whatever speed you want. Dawdle, trundle, smile and laugh about pointlessshit to yourself. Stop, drink coffee, eat a sausage roll and smile at random people. shout abuse at clubbies.
Then go home and give the family a big sweaty cuddle.
It won't be the panacea to all evils but it'll make you feel good until theypiss you off at about half past 2.....
Here if you need to PM dude.
Always remember that you are priority uno to your family and that they are ridiculously proud of you: now #pissoff and give them a big cuddle
#MFthebigsoftie.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
0 -
Not so much acceptable as compulsoryjohngti said:
Sounds good Stevo. I can give you heat for being a Tory and you can lambast my socialist outlook on life.Stevo_666 said:
Sorry to hear that JGTIjohngti said:Definitely all a bitshit. Mother GTi has had about a week out of hospital since Xmas day, friend with stage 4 bowel cancer has had to go back on chemo because his PET scan indicated that he couldn’t have surgery on his liver tumour, I’m getting flashbacks to the 80s when I was constantly scared about nuclear war (I’d found my dad’s emergency planning documents - he’d have been in a local bunker), the y13 students in school are being totallyshit at giving me their work, and I haven’t the time to exercise so the fact that my lower back and hips have beenfucked since Covid isn’t getting a lot better. Not sure I’m coping too well…
Sometimes these things are like buses and they all happen together which is just extra shyte. Not sure what to advice other than concentrate on the stuff you can change.
When you can exercise I might even be recovered enough to get out on a bike with you. We should be as slow as each other
So long as slow is acceptable!!
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Evening folks,
Teensiest bit moist out there today, managed to wobble to the orifice and back without getting completely soaked at least. Wimped out and took the car yesterday. Work is still being a clusterfuck of the highest order, beginning to wish I'd been laid off before Christmas now. Completely understand how Mr GTi is feeling, I need to learn to let things wash over me more and not get annoyed by them. I need to channel Seano.
Talking of which, show this to your better half
Did plenty of tossing last night, good technique honed over years of practice saved my feeble wrists from injury.
0 -
Yeahbut I have an international commute to England.Stevo_666 said:
Don't knock it, the Russian military could probably improve some towns in Walesthistle_ said:Loads of rozzers on the beat in town at lunchtime but not sure why. Maybe Putin has threatened to breach the city defences but hasn't updated his maps since the 70s and realised the city council already did that with the ring road.
Overheard one if them telling an old guy if people need any help to give them a shout.
Half an hour later and they weren't there any more, so really helpful.
Probably just another anti cycling operation, although I can see why with the number of just eat/deliveroos on illegal ebikes riding like idiots in the pedestrianised bits.
Not sure if nuking the place is a good idea, muffins here would probably get the job of having to survey the damage.0 -
Job creation as well - win win.thistle_ said:
Yeahbut I have an international commute to England.Stevo_666 said:
Don't knock it, the Russian military could probably improve some towns in Walesthistle_ said:Loads of rozzers on the beat in town at lunchtime but not sure why. Maybe Putin has threatened to breach the city defences but hasn't updated his maps since the 70s and realised the city council already did that with the ring road.
Overheard one if them telling an old guy if people need any help to give them a shout.
Half an hour later and they weren't there any more, so really helpful.
Probably just another anti cycling operation, although I can see why with the number of just eat/deliveroos on illegal ebikes riding like idiots in the pedestrianised bits.
Not sure if nuking the place is a good idea, muffins here would probably get the job of having to survey the damage."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
But you're happy to watch Arsenal on MOTD?pinno said:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I'd rather watch Grimbsy FC vs Newport Pagnell Town FC than the news.Stevo_666 said:seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
pinno said:
I bet you wouldn't have resisted if there was beer in the batter.tlw1 said:
The kids, I was good and resistedpinno said:Bit meh gloomy grey here this morning of the 2nd of March twenty twenty two.
Who had pancakes?
Erm... why? Shirley you need all those carbs.
Is PT bloke person getting you to loose a little round the waist?
Doubt it’s a happy experienceStevo_666 said:0 -
GTi - listen to a podcast about long runs and it had a phrase which works for any situation - life’s great ‘this too will pass’ life’s shoot ‘this too will pass’
Tried saying out loud during a race whilst running flat out down snowdon and being sick - I failed1 -
Character building.tlw1 said:pinno said:
I bet you wouldn't have resisted if there was beer in the batter.tlw1 said:
The kids, I was good and resistedpinno said:Bit meh gloomy grey here this morning of the 2nd of March twenty twenty two.
Who had pancakes?
Erm... why? Shirley you need all those carbs.
Is PT bloke person getting you to loose a little round the waist?
Doubt it’s a happy experienceStevo_666 said:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I need to do more of this, but also to stop worrying about the little things. When I think rationally I've got a great life, I am a lucky man by almost any measure, but try telling my head that at 4am.pinno said:
I blame the EPO, she's a worrier and I think it's rubbed off on me.
I like TLW's post above, this too will pass. How does a chap make his subconscious get some phucking perspective?0 -
Just learn to laugh about how shyte thing are?veronese68 said:
I need to do more of this, but also to stop worrying about the little things. When I think rationally I've got a great life, I am a lucky man by almost any measure, but try telling my head that at 4am.pinno said:
I blame the EPO, she's a worrier and I think it's rubbed off on me.
I like TLW's post above, this too will pass. How does a chap make his subconscious get some phucking perspective?
Especially the stuff you can't do anything about.0 -
Mrs GTi is the same V - guess we both have some learning to do 🙂veronese68 said:
I need to do more of this, but also to stop worrying about the little things. When I think rationally I've got a great life, I am a lucky man by almost any measure, but try telling my head that at 4am.pinno said:
I blame the EPO, she's a worrier and I think it's rubbed off on me.
I like TLW's post above, this too will pass. How does a chap make his subconscious get some phucking perspective?0 -
Retire. It’s the only way. 😌veronese68 said:
I need to do more of this, but also to stop worrying about the little things. When I think rationally I've got a great life, I am a lucky man by almost any measure, but try telling my head that at 4am.pinno said:
I blame the EPO, she's a worrier and I think it's rubbed off on me.
I like TLW's post above, this too will pass. How does a chap make his subconscious get some phucking perspective?
The drive into our place goes through a wall of pine trees on the only boundary we have with neighbours. There’s about 20 of them, averaging 40 metres tall, and they are a literal and metaphorical divider between us and the rest of the world. If its not on our side of those trees, I really truly DGAF. Zero.
Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS2 -
It's hard to not GAF because when you see the Russians and Ukrainians in interviews and pictures, they are like us - European.
They showed a 7 year old girl that they were trying to resuscitate her after a bombing and she didn't make it. That could be my daughter. There was a woman lying in a hospital entrance, 1 leg blown off, bleeding all over the ground - she was conscious and looking at the camera. She didn't make it either.
I cannot switch off the empathy button nor the feeling of helplessness. That's being human. The only thing I can do is look after my own.
Like VN, the rational side of me is a straight up, happy guy but the images in Ukraine are real and this is happening to real people - on our doorstep, orchestrated by a thug, a megalomaniac, a greedy man surrounded by complicit billionaires. It's all about money and power - ego and wealth. It's fcuking obscene.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
this.thistle_ said:
Just learn to laugh about how shyte thing are?veronese68 said:
I need to do more of this, but also to stop worrying about the little things. When I think rationally I've got a great life, I am a lucky man by almost any measure, but try telling my head that at 4am.pinno said:
I blame the EPO, she's a worrier and I think it's rubbed off on me.
I like TLW's post above, this too will pass. How does a chap make his subconscious get some phucking perspective?
Especially the stuff you can't do anything about.
its my coping mechanism.
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
0 -
Cheers chaps, agree with all of the above. Just need to put some NGAF into practice, or at least try to. Why worry about something you can't change? Venting on here does help as well.0
