thursday and beyond lies the wub

sungod

'ning

nippybright

ride and cafes, smidge of wfh

pinno

Where tf is everybody?

@seanoconn @tlw1 @ballysmate @oxoman @Stevo_666 @Wheelspinner @veronese68 @lordlucan @paulnewman @stevemcqueen @yulbrynner @bobmarley @plasticbertrand @Thistle @borisjohnson

Looking clear and brrr out there.
Today will be mowstly baking - bread and a chocolate cake for Tricky. She's 11 today.

Say happy birthday Tricky.

ON this day 11 years ago, Mrs P and I successfully delivered her ourselves in a small flat at approx. 5.12am whilst the ambulance crew dithered.
I am so glad they dithered. I didn't think that at the time.

Stevo_666

I'm here, no sign of the usual early risers.

Happy birthday Tricky, hope your baking is up to scratch.

Busy-ish day here on the work front, so just getting ready for it. Luckily no early calls, I don't like those.

orraloon

Ca plane pour moi. Et aussi Tricky, non?

Back to work work after the mandatory post treatment do nothing embargo. Fruit tree pruning here I come.

tlw1

Happy birthday tricky

Late due to ferkin teams calls, meant I didn’t have chance to run either.

So run later

seanoconn

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Ben6899

Morning.

Off to Mars, to load up on animals...

homers_double

Cold start and roadworks kicked today off.
WFW, not sure whats happening this evening other than buying another set of covid travel tests.
9 days until skiing

Stevo_666

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

I thought inflatable dolls would be more your thing Seano

pinno

Ben6899 said:

Morning.

Off to Mars, to load up on animals...

This ^ I find obscure yet intriguing.
Okay, you win. What's that all about?

pinno

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

veronese68

Morning all, but not for long.
Busy as always, traditional mild Thursday morning hangover was in evidence but has now abated. Actually, it's not that traditional any more as life often gets in the way.
Happy birthday Tricky, hope they are spoiling you rotten. Can't imagine the stress of a home delivery.
It looked cold out this morning, haven't ventured out myself yet although I do need to go to the chemist at some point. Should probably get some bread as well.
Is that what the MFs look like after spending too long wankingitout? They should use the other hand occasionally.
Onwards and upwards...

Stevo_666

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Seano is BB's very own Quagmire

Ben6899

pinno said:

Ben6899 said:

Morning.

Off to Mars, to load up on animals...

This ^ I find obscure yet intriguing.
Okay, you win. What's that all about?

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/11481021-beyond-lies-the-wub

seanoconn

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Seano is BB's very own Quagmire

There’s porn on the internet!? Where’s the tissue box, see you next week.

Currently sat in A&E with thing 2. Injured wrist. The school must have run out of hello kitty plasters.

Ben6899

Happy birthday, Tricky ( @pinno ) and fingers crossed for Thing 2 ( @seanoconn )

veronese68

seanoconn said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Seano is BB's very own Quagmire

There’s porn on the internet!? Where’s the tissue box, see you next week.

Currently sat in A&E with thing 2. Injured wrist. The school must have run out of hello kitty plasters.

How old is thing2? Is it appropriate to tell them to wankitout, they might have to use the other hand.

seanoconn

veronese68 said:

seanoconn said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Seano is BB's very own Quagmire

There’s porn on the internet!? Where’s the tissue box, see you next week.

Currently sat in A&E with thing 2. Injured wrist. The school must have run out of hello kitty plasters.

How old is thing2? Is it appropriate to tell them to wankitout, they might have to use the other hand.

11. I’ll tell the nurses that Dr Uncle V68 prescribed wankitout 👍

veronese68

Pictures of said nurses?

Stevo_666

seanoconn said:

veronese68 said:

seanoconn said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Seano is BB's very own Quagmire

There’s porn on the internet!? Where’s the tissue box, see you next week.

Currently sat in A&E with thing 2. Injured wrist. The school must have run out of hello kitty plasters.

How old is thing2? Is it appropriate to tell them to wankitout, they might have to use the other hand.

11. I’ll tell the nurses that Dr Uncle V68 prescribed wankitout 👍

When you mentioned an injured wrist I assumed you were injured

sungod

pinno said:

Ben6899 said:

Morning.

Off to Mars, to load up on animals...

This ^ I find obscure yet intriguing.
Okay, you win. What's that all about?

as bens says

synopsis:

earthling spacemen meet delicious alien, the wub, earthing crew make friends, earthling captain wants to eat the delicious alien

crew and wub having a nice chat, captain kills wub and scoffs it

surprise! the captain's 'self' is replaced by the wub's, and the wub, now in human form, resumes the nice chat

Stevo_666

veronese68 said:

Pictures of said nurses?

Never knew you had a prescription as well?

seanoconn

veronese68 said:

Pictures of said nurses?

Nice friendly nurses but not picture friendly.

No broken bones, big girls blouse.

orraloon

Big girls blouse and no pics? Huh.

That was a cold one today, 4 layers on and still felt the 'benefit' of the chilling north breeze. Remarkable how much heat I felt from sun when got out from the semi shade and faced sarf. Global warming has some small upsides. Many apple trees prepped for the spring.

Beer time.

thistle_

Lovely run in the afternoon sunshine in border land. 3-4 degrees no problem for shorts and t shirt

Phone screen has spontaneously cracked while sitting on the desk at work, will have to get a move on and pick a replacement before it totally self destructs. It's only 4 years old too

ballysmate

seanoconn said:

veronese68 said:

seanoconn said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Seano is BB's very own Quagmire

There’s porn on the internet!? Where’s the tissue box, see you next week.

Currently sat in A&E with thing 2. Injured wrist. The school must have run out of hello kitty plasters.

How old is thing2? Is it appropriate to tell them to wankitout, they might have to use the other hand.

11. I’ll tell the nurses that Dr Uncle V68 prescribed wankitout 👍

I think if you belong to BUPA the nurse administers the hand job, you don't have to do it yourself.
That right @Stevo_666 , you're a member aren't you?
And depending on level of cover, they can find a female nurse to do it.

Happy 11 th birthday Tricky.

Sorry for the late post, I've been busy catching up with old friends on here.

ballysmate

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Yep, he definitely should have changed hands at 99.

tlw1

Football was good 😎

vincesummerskRoxcBTr

Day ride done, batch of Seville orange marmalade made, log burner lit, fish curry for tea....

Stevo_666

ballysmate said:

seanoconn said:

veronese68 said:

seanoconn said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Seano is BB's very own Quagmire

There’s porn on the internet!? Where’s the tissue box, see you next week.

Currently sat in A&E with thing 2. Injured wrist. The school must have run out of hello kitty plasters.

How old is thing2? Is it appropriate to tell them to wankitout, they might have to use the other hand.

11. I’ll tell the nurses that Dr Uncle V68 prescribed wankitout 👍

I think if you belong to BUPA the nurse administers the hand job, you don't have to do it yourself.
That right @Stevo_666 , you're a member aren't you?
And depending on level of cover, they can find a female nurse to do it.

Happy 11 th birthday Tricky.

Sorry for the late post, I've been busy catching up with old friends on here.

That's right, and you get BJ if you're on the premium service. It is a taxable benefit, mind.

sungod

thistle_ said:

...
Phone screen has spontaneously cracked while sitting on the desk at work, will have to get a move on and pick a replacement before it totally self destructs. It's only 4 years old too

check the cause isn't the battery expanding

if it is, be careful as further failure could cause a lot of heat or even fire, just leave it to discharge