thursday and beyond lies the wub

Where tf is everybody?

@seanoconn @tlw1 @ballysmate @oxoman @Stevo_666 @Wheelspinner @veronese68 @lordlucan @paulnewman @stevemcqueen @yulbrynner @bobmarley @plasticbertrand @Thistle @borisjohnson

Looking clear and brrr out there.
Today will be mowstly baking - bread and a chocolate cake for Tricky. She's 11 today.

Say happy birthday Tricky.

ON this day 11 years ago, Mrs P and I successfully delivered her ourselves in a small flat at approx. 5.12am whilst the ambulance crew dithered.
I am so glad they dithered. I didn't think that at the time.

Ca plane pour moi. Et aussi Tricky, non?

Back to work work after the mandatory post treatment do nothing embargo. Fruit tree pruning here I come.

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Cold start and roadworks kicked today off.
WFW, not sure whats happening this evening other than buying another set of covid travel tests.
9 days until skiing

Ben6899 said:

Morning.

Off to Mars, to load up on animals...

This ^ I find obscure yet intriguing.
Okay, you win. What's that all about?

Morning all, but not for long.
Busy as always, traditional mild Thursday morning hangover was in evidence but has now abated. Actually, it's not that traditional any more as life often gets in the way.
Happy birthday Tricky, hope they are spoiling you rotten. Can't imagine the stress of a home delivery.
It looked cold out this morning, haven't ventured out myself yet although I do need to go to the chemist at some point. Should probably get some bread as well.
Is that what the MFs look like after spending too long wankingitout? They should use the other hand occasionally.
Onwards and upwards...

pinno said:

Ben6899 said:

Morning.

Off to Mars, to load up on animals...

This ^ I find obscure yet intriguing.
Okay, you win. What's that all about?

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/11481021-beyond-lies-the-wub

Happy birthday, Tricky ( @pinno ) and fingers crossed for Thing 2 ( @seanoconn )

veronese68 said:

seanoconn said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Seano is BB's very own Quagmire

There’s porn on the internet!? Where’s the tissue box, see you next week.

Currently sat in A&E with thing 2. Injured wrist. The school must have run out of hello kitty plasters.

How old is thing2? Is it appropriate to tell them to wankitout, they might have to use the other hand.

11. I’ll tell the nurses that Dr Uncle V68 prescribed wankitout 👍

seanoconn said:

veronese68 said:

seanoconn said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Seano is BB's very own Quagmire

There’s porn on the internet!? Where’s the tissue box, see you next week.

Currently sat in A&E with thing 2. Injured wrist. The school must have run out of hello kitty plasters.

How old is thing2? Is it appropriate to tell them to wankitout, they might have to use the other hand.

11. I’ll tell the nurses that Dr Uncle V68 prescribed wankitout 👍

When you mentioned an injured wrist I assumed you were injured

veronese68 said:

Pictures of said nurses?

Never knew you had a prescription as well?

Big girls blouse and no pics? Huh.

That was a cold one today, 4 layers on and still felt the 'benefit' of the chilling north breeze. Remarkable how much heat I felt from sun when got out from the semi shade and faced sarf. Global warming has some small upsides. Many apple trees prepped for the spring.

Beer time.

seanoconn said:

veronese68 said:

seanoconn said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Seano is BB's very own Quagmire

There’s porn on the internet!? Where’s the tissue box, see you next week.

Currently sat in A&E with thing 2. Injured wrist. The school must have run out of hello kitty plasters.

How old is thing2? Is it appropriate to tell them to wankitout, they might have to use the other hand.

11. I’ll tell the nurses that Dr Uncle V68 prescribed wankitout 👍

I think if you belong to BUPA the nurse administers the hand job, you don't have to do it yourself.
That right @Stevo_666 , you're a member aren't you?
And depending on level of cover, they can find a female nurse to do it.

Happy 11 th birthday Tricky.

Sorry for the late post, I've been busy catching up with old friends on here.

Football was good 😎

ballysmate said:

seanoconn said:

veronese68 said:

seanoconn said:

Stevo_666 said:

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Happy birthday Tricky! 🥳🥳🥳

Cold, bloody cold. Still managed a one handed wobble in though.

Must nip round to Stevo Schwarzenegger‘s later and borrow his inflatable weights.

Careful, you'll end up like this:

Seano is BB's very own Quagmire

There’s porn on the internet!? Where’s the tissue box, see you next week.

Currently sat in A&E with thing 2. Injured wrist. The school must have run out of hello kitty plasters.

How old is thing2? Is it appropriate to tell them to wankitout, they might have to use the other hand.

11. I’ll tell the nurses that Dr Uncle V68 prescribed wankitout 👍

I think if you belong to BUPA the nurse administers the hand job, you don't have to do it yourself.
That right @Stevo_666 , you're a member aren't you?
And depending on level of cover, they can find a female nurse to do it.

Happy 11 th birthday Tricky.

Sorry for the late post, I've been busy catching up with old friends on here.

That's right, and you get BJ if you're on the premium service. It is a taxable benefit, mind.