monday is the dream of a shadow
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Think I’d enjoy the challenge of a thousand mile drive, until reality sets in, stuck in a car for two days with the family, realising I should have flown which is probably cheaper anyway.thistle_ said:@seanoconn make sure nobody breaks into the car once you've packed it. Maybe pack a child in at the same time as an alarm.
Tour of Poland? Make sure you get on TV holding a sign saying "I'm one of the MFs" and cause a massive pileup.
Polish (now ex) neighbours always went back every summer, but stopped off for a couple of days at various places in Belgium and Germany enroute to make it seem more like a holiday than just visiting family.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
I’d forgotten about the ‘like whoring’ thread. Shame the other BB dimwits didn’t cotton on to our shithousery.Stevo_666 said:
Spot on Seano, maybe we should start another compliment-paying threadseanoconn said:
Stevo seems like a decent guy who wouldn’t cause offence with malice unless you were a tw@t 😂
Still, I like to think I played my part sending a BBer to the top of the like leaderboard and first to 1000 likes 👍Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי2 -
they wanted me to drive from work to the very far end of Poland in a shittygreen Land Rover later on this year.seanoconn said:
Think I’d enjoy the challenge of a thousand mile drive, until reality sets in, stuck in a car for two days with the family, realising I should have flown which is probably cheaper anyway.thistle_ said:@seanoconn make sure nobody breaks into the car once you've packed it. Maybe pack a child in at the same time as an alarm.
Tour of Poland? Make sure you get on TV holding a sign saying "I'm one of the MFs" and cause a massive pileup.
Polish (now ex) neighbours always went back every summer, but stopped off for a couple of days at various places in Belgium and Germany enroute to make it seem more like a holiday than just visiting family.
I politely declined their offer..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Get a friend to hold up another banner sayong "so am I"thistle_ said:@seanoconn make sure nobody breaks into the car once you've packed it. Maybe pack a child in at the same time as an alarm.
Tour of Poland? Make sure you get on TV holding a sign saying "I'm one of the MFs" and cause a massive pileup.
Polish (now ex) neighbours always went back every summer, but stopped off for a couple of days at various places in Belgium and Germany enroute to make it seem more like a holiday than just visiting family.
that'll #confusethem.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Wow, you’re not going to believe this but driving home today in a 20mph zone, not far from hop. I spotted a nice pair of police chaps, one with a radar pointed at me 😕😔 I may or may not have been doing 30 😔 I wasn’t pulled over so don’t really know if I’m off the hook or awaiting something nasty in the post 😔Stevo_666 said:
It started here and that thread was the last we heard from Mr. H3:seanoconn said:
What did you say to hop?Stevo_666 said:
First it was 'Hopstropgate' and now this. Maybe I should change my name by deed poll to 'Wiggle'veronese68 said:
Holiday sounds good Seano, hopefully that means you can just relax for a bit. I was a little concerned you'd been quiet lately. Thought it must have been something Stevo said when we were out.
https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13116447/tuesday-a-pineapple-by-any-other-name/p2
I usually know when I've offended someone properly - thought I was being quite polite by my standards
Should hop return, he will need a stern talking to. Hissy fits/flounces are not becoming for a BBer.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי2 -
I did Porto to Hannover (2400KM or about 1500 miles) in 24 hours once with another driver. We took turns driving whilst the other one slept in the passenger seat. That was actually quite fun. Then did Hannover to Spoleto a couple of weeks later, another 1500 km in 12 hours.seanoconn said:
Think I’d enjoy the challenge of a thousand mile drive, until reality sets in, stuck in a car for two days with the family, realising I should have flown which is probably cheaper anyway.thistle_ said:@seanoconn make sure nobody breaks into the car once you've packed it. Maybe pack a child in at the same time as an alarm.
Tour of Poland? Make sure you get on TV holding a sign saying "I'm one of the MFs" and cause a massive pileup.
Polish (now ex) neighbours always went back every summer, but stopped off for a couple of days at various places in Belgium and Germany enroute to make it seem more like a holiday than just visiting family.0 -
With two annoying kids in the back and a woman next to you scared of being driven/prone to motion sickness?elbowloh said:
I did Porto to Hannover (2400KM or about 1500 miles) in 24 hours once with another driver. We took turns driving whilst the other one slept in the passenger seat. That was actually quite fun. Then did Hannover to Spoleto a couple of weeks later, another 1500 km in 12 hours.seanoconn said:
Think I’d enjoy the challenge of a thousand mile drive, until reality sets in, stuck in a car for two days with the family, realising I should have flown which is probably cheaper anyway.thistle_ said:@seanoconn make sure nobody breaks into the car once you've packed it. Maybe pack a child in at the same time as an alarm.
Tour of Poland? Make sure you get on TV holding a sign saying "I'm one of the MFs" and cause a massive pileup.
Polish (now ex) neighbours always went back every summer, but stopped off for a couple of days at various places in Belgium and Germany enroute to make it seem more like a holiday than just visiting family.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Cant you take the Aygo instead?MattFalle said:
they wanted me to drive from work to the very far end of Poland in a shittygreen Land Rover later on this year.seanoconn said:
Think I’d enjoy the challenge of a thousand mile drive, until reality sets in, stuck in a car for two days with the family, realising I should have flown which is probably cheaper anyway.thistle_ said:@seanoconn make sure nobody breaks into the car once you've packed it. Maybe pack a child in at the same time as an alarm.
Tour of Poland? Make sure you get on TV holding a sign saying "I'm one of the MFs" and cause a massive pileup.
Polish (now ex) neighbours always went back every summer, but stopped off for a couple of days at various places in Belgium and Germany enroute to make it seem more like a holiday than just visiting family.
I politely declined their offer.
Drive it, not put it in the back of the land rover.0 -
You'd better hope it was Hoppy taking revenge with a hi-viz jacket and his wife's hair dryer. They don't pull you over these days unless you're driving it like you stole it - far more lucrative to stand by the road side bagging loads of fines from people doing what used to be perfectly OK speeds until some car hating twunt changed the limits. They have 14 days to issue the ticket....seanoconn said:
Wow, you’re not going to believe this but driving home today in a 20mph zone, not far from hop. I spotted a nice pair of police chaps, one with a radar pointed at me 😕😔 I may or may not have been doing 30 😔 I wasn’t pulled over so don’t really know if I’m off the hook or awaiting something nasty in the post 😔Stevo_666 said:
It started here and that thread was the last we heard from Mr. H3:seanoconn said:
What did you say to hop?Stevo_666 said:
First it was 'Hopstropgate' and now this. Maybe I should change my name by deed poll to 'Wiggle'veronese68 said:
Holiday sounds good Seano, hopefully that means you can just relax for a bit. I was a little concerned you'd been quiet lately. Thought it must have been something Stevo said when we were out.
https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13116447/tuesday-a-pineapple-by-any-other-name/p2
I usually know when I've offended someone properly - thought I was being quite polite by my standards
Should hop return, he will need a stern talking to. Hissy fits/flounces are not becoming for a BBer.
Lesson for today:
I'll leave you to have a word with captain hissy as he's probably not talking to me any more
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Have you tried putting her in the boot?seanoconn said:
With two annoying kids in the back and a woman next to you scared of being driven/prone to motion sickness?elbowloh said:
I did Porto to Hannover (2400KM or about 1500 miles) in 24 hours once with another driver. We took turns driving whilst the other one slept in the passenger seat. That was actually quite fun. Then did Hannover to Spoleto a couple of weeks later, another 1500 km in 12 hours.seanoconn said:
Think I’d enjoy the challenge of a thousand mile drive, until reality sets in, stuck in a car for two days with the family, realising I should have flown which is probably cheaper anyway.thistle_ said:@seanoconn make sure nobody breaks into the car once you've packed it. Maybe pack a child in at the same time as an alarm.
Tour of Poland? Make sure you get on TV holding a sign saying "I'm one of the MFs" and cause a massive pileup.
Polish (now ex) neighbours always went back every summer, but stopped off for a couple of days at various places in Belgium and Germany enroute to make it seem more like a holiday than just visiting family."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
can't get tooled up in the Aygo sadly.thistle_ said:
Cant you take the Aygo instead?MattFalle said:
they wanted me to drive from work to the very far end of Poland in a shittygreen Land Rover later on this year.seanoconn said:
Think I’d enjoy the challenge of a thousand mile drive, until reality sets in, stuck in a car for two days with the family, realising I should have flown which is probably cheaper anyway.thistle_ said:@seanoconn make sure nobody breaks into the car once you've packed it. Maybe pack a child in at the same time as an alarm.
Tour of Poland? Make sure you get on TV holding a sign saying "I'm one of the MFs" and cause a massive pileup.
Polish (now ex) neighbours always went back every summer, but stopped off for a couple of days at various places in Belgium and Germany enroute to make it seem more like a holiday than just visiting family.
I politely declined their offer.
Drive it, not put it in the back of the land rover.
Well not legitimatly anyway and I don't think a 50 cal mount is in the Toyota catalogue..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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It’s an MPV, no enclosed boot 😔Stevo_666 said:
Have you tried putting her in the boot?seanoconn said:
With two annoying kids in the back and a woman next to you scared of being driven/prone to motion sickness?elbowloh said:
I did Porto to Hannover (2400KM or about 1500 miles) in 24 hours once with another driver. We took turns driving whilst the other one slept in the passenger seat. That was actually quite fun. Then did Hannover to Spoleto a couple of weeks later, another 1500 km in 12 hours.seanoconn said:
Think I’d enjoy the challenge of a thousand mile drive, until reality sets in, stuck in a car for two days with the family, realising I should have flown which is probably cheaper anyway.thistle_ said:@seanoconn make sure nobody breaks into the car once you've packed it. Maybe pack a child in at the same time as an alarm.
Tour of Poland? Make sure you get on TV holding a sign saying "I'm one of the MFs" and cause a massive pileup.
Polish (now ex) neighbours always went back every summer, but stopped off for a couple of days at various places in Belgium and Germany enroute to make it seem more like a holiday than just visiting family.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
oh - i forgot to say - Ed Sheeran overtook me when I was walking the Hound earlier. He was driving a tractor, slowed to a stop to let us wander past and waved.
Utterly bizarre..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Sure it wasn’t some random ginger? They all look alike.MattFalle said:oh - i forgot to say - Ed Sheeran overtook me when I was walking the Hound earlier. He was driving a tractor, slowed to a stop to let us wander past and waved.
Utterly bizarre.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
nah - kosher. it was bizarreseanoconn said:
Sure it wasn’t some random ginger? They all look alike.MattFalle said:oh - i forgot to say - Ed Sheeran overtook me when I was walking the Hound earlier. He was driving a tractor, slowed to a stop to let us wander past and waved.
Utterly bizarre.
stupid ginger beard - check
fat stupid face - check
stupid hat on stupid ginger hair - check
fat stupid body - check
#utterlyrandom.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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The tonneau cover plus gaffer tape and zip ties should do the trick.seanoconn said:
It’s an MPV, no enclosed boot 😔Stevo_666 said:
Have you tried putting her in the boot?seanoconn said:
With two annoying kids in the back and a woman next to you scared of being driven/prone to motion sickness?elbowloh said:
I did Porto to Hannover (2400KM or about 1500 miles) in 24 hours once with another driver. We took turns driving whilst the other one slept in the passenger seat. That was actually quite fun. Then did Hannover to Spoleto a couple of weeks later, another 1500 km in 12 hours.seanoconn said:
Think I’d enjoy the challenge of a thousand mile drive, until reality sets in, stuck in a car for two days with the family, realising I should have flown which is probably cheaper anyway.thistle_ said:@seanoconn make sure nobody breaks into the car once you've packed it. Maybe pack a child in at the same time as an alarm.
Tour of Poland? Make sure you get on TV holding a sign saying "I'm one of the MFs" and cause a massive pileup.
Polish (now ex) neighbours always went back every summer, but stopped off for a couple of days at various places in Belgium and Germany enroute to make it seem more like a holiday than just visiting family."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
tonneau.
oooooooooh, look at you. ain't you posh fella.
next thing you'll be taking over my mantle of warrior for feminism.
tonneau you too.
#fellagate.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I'm reet posh, me. I use a knife and fork to eat my fish n chips.MattFalle said:tonneau.
oooooooooh, look at you. ain't you posh fella.
next thing you'll be taking over my mantle of warrior for feminism.
tonneau you too.
#fellagate"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Did you tell him he looks like Sarah Ferguson's uglier sister?MattFalle said:oh - i forgot to say - Ed Sheeran overtook me when I was walking the Hound earlier. He was driving a tractor, slowed to a stop to let us wander past and waved.
Utterly bizarre."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
We sell lots of tonneau covers for old convertibles. What's the plural of tonneau? Tonneaus or tonneaux? One for a very clearly trivial thread.0
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I saw him on the tube once. Only it wasn’t him, just one of the look-a-like afflicted.MattFalle said:
nah - kosher. it was bizarreseanoconn said:
Sure it wasn’t some random ginger? They all look alike.MattFalle said:oh - i forgot to say - Ed Sheeran overtook me when I was walking the Hound earlier. He was driving a tractor, slowed to a stop to let us wander past and waved.
Utterly bizarre.
stupid ginger beard - check
fat stupid face - check
stupid hat on stupid ginger hair - check
fat stupid body - check
#utterlyrandomPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
tonnaeveronese68 said:We sell lots of tonneau covers for old convertibles. What's the plural of tonneau? Tonneaus or tonneaux? One for a very clearly trivial thread.
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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tonnii?.
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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that's because he was driving a tractor past my house with his stupid fat head fat face glasses on.seanoconn said:
I saw him on the tube once. Only it wasn’t him, just one of the look-a-like afflicted.MattFalle said:
nah - kosher. it was bizarreseanoconn said:
Sure it wasn’t some random ginger? They all look alike.MattFalle said:oh - i forgot to say - Ed Sheeran overtook me when I was walking the Hound earlier. He was driving a tractor, slowed to a stop to let us wander past and waved.
Utterly bizarre.
stupid ginger beard - check
fat stupid face - check
stupid hat on stupid ginger hair - check
fat stupid body - check
#utterlyrandom.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Gobby wife cover?MattFalle said:
tonnaeveronese68 said:We sell lots of tonneau covers for old convertibles. What's the plural of tonneau? Tonneaus or tonneaux? One for a very clearly trivial thread.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
no because i was worried he may stop and start croning Galway Girl or thatshit about when he broke his leg running away from his brother.Stevo_666 said:
Did you tell him he looks like Sarah Ferguson's uglier sister?MattFalle said:oh - i forgot to say - Ed Sheeran overtook me when I was walking the Hound earlier. He was driving a tractor, slowed to a stop to let us wander past and waved.
Utterly bizarre.
shame he didn't break his neck the fattwat.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I'd rather watch Girls Aloud.MattFalle said:
no because i was worried he may stop and start croning Galway Girl or thatshit about when he broke his leg running away from his brother.Stevo_666 said:
Did you tell him he looks like Sarah Ferguson's uglier sister?MattFalle said:oh - i forgot to say - Ed Sheeran overtook me when I was walking the Hound earlier. He was driving a tractor, slowed to a stop to let us wander past and waved.
Utterly bizarre.
shame he didn't break his neck the fattwat
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
To look like Ed Sheehan and achieve what he has!? Talent and hard work. Respect.MattFalle said:
no because i was worried he may stop and start croning Galway Girl or thatshit about when he broke his leg running away from his brother.Stevo_666 said:
Did you tell him he looks like Sarah Ferguson's uglier sister?MattFalle said:oh - i forgot to say - Ed Sheeran overtook me when I was walking the Hound earlier. He was driving a tractor, slowed to a stop to let us wander past and waved.
Utterly bizarre.
shame he didn't break his neck the fattwatPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
You could say the same about Pinnoseanoconn said:
To look like Ed Sheehan and achieve what he has!? Talent and hard work. Respect.MattFalle said:
no because i was worried he may stop and start croning Galway Girl or thatshit about when he broke his leg running away from his brother.Stevo_666 said:
Did you tell him he looks like Sarah Ferguson's uglier sister?MattFalle said:oh - i forgot to say - Ed Sheeran overtook me when I was walking the Hound earlier. He was driving a tractor, slowed to a stop to let us wander past and waved.
Utterly bizarre.
shame he didn't break his neck the fattwat "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
He's not managed to be quite as annoying as the other gingerpillock, Hucknall. Still got plenty of time though.seanoconn said:
To look like Ed Sheehan and achieve what he has!? Talent and hard work. Respect.MattFalle said:
no because i was worried he may stop and start croning Galway Girl or thatshit about when he broke his leg running away from his brother.Stevo_666 said:
Did you tell him he looks like Sarah Ferguson's uglier sister?MattFalle said:oh - i forgot to say - Ed Sheeran overtook me when I was walking the Hound earlier. He was driving a tractor, slowed to a stop to let us wander past and waved.
Utterly bizarre.
shame he didn't break his neck the fattwat0
