monday in a tabbyean clime

hopkinb

MattFalle said:

E-man

Stuff it


Withdraw everything from every account you have. Sell everything except your own stuff.

A week on proper posh ho and blow is what you need - nay, deserve.

Remember - its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

I can sort the blow. I just need 24-48 hours for the crypto and the darknet to grind its gears and get the proper stuff. Pimp MF will sort the ho.

We'll probably have 2 beers and go to bed early. The thought would have been there though, and it's the thought that counts.

Or Mrs Elbow could get us all mashed on iv ket.

elbowloh

She only knocks things out if she gets to have a go with a scalpel, so I'll pass

hopkinb

I'll sacrifice the dog....

MattFalle

hopkinb said:

MattFalle said:

E-man

Stuff it


Withdraw everything from every account you have. Sell everything except your own stuff.

A week on proper posh ho and blow is what you need - nay, deserve.

Remember - its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

I can sort the blow. I just need 24-48 hours for the crypto and the darknet to grind its gears and get the proper stuff. Pimp MF will sort the ho.

We'll probably have 2 beers and go to bed early. The thought would have been there though, and it's the thought that counts.

Or Mrs Elbow could get us all mashed on iv ket.

ketamine.

just say nay

MattFalle

hopkinb said:

MattFalle said:

E-man

Stuff it


Withdraw everything from every account you have. Sell everything except your own stuff.

A week on proper posh ho and blow is what you need - nay, deserve.

Remember - its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

I can sort the blow. I just need 24-48 hours for the crypto and the darknet to grind its gears and get the proper stuff. Pimp MF will sort the ho.

We'll probably have 2 beers and go to bed early. The thought would have been there though, and it's the thought that counts.

Or Mrs Elbow could get us all mashed on iv ket.

i'm thinking more herbal tea, my new Iain Banks novel and swinging in a hammick....

veronese68

Evening folks,
What a glorious day, unfortunately I was in the orifice. Nice wobble in though, wobble home was marred by another hole in those poxy, feeble pieceofshite tubeless tyres. They are heading for the bin. I got covered in tubeless sealant which means I effectively waxed my legs this evening.
That sucks Elbow, hope the drugs work.

hopkinb

MattFalle said:

hopkinb said:

MattFalle said:

E-man

Stuff it


Withdraw everything from every account you have. Sell everything except your own stuff.

A week on proper posh ho and blow is what you need - nay, deserve.

Remember - its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

I can sort the blow. I just need 24-48 hours for the crypto and the darknet to grind its gears and get the proper stuff. Pimp MF will sort the ho.

We'll probably have 2 beers and go to bed early. The thought would have been there though, and it's the thought that counts.

Or Mrs Elbow could get us all mashed on iv ket.

i'm thinking more herbal tea, my new Iain Banks novel and swinging in a hammick....

That's barely blow and ho! There's blow and ho, or what we actually want to do. Cook a nice bit of steak a point (fish for elbow), a decent salad, a glass of wine, a digestif and a nice snooze. No one really wants blow and ho.

thistle_

hopkinb said:

MattFalle said:

hopkinb said:

MattFalle said:

E-man

Stuff it


Withdraw everything from every account you have. Sell everything except your own stuff.

A week on proper posh ho and blow is what you need - nay, deserve.

Remember - its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

I can sort the blow. I just need 24-48 hours for the crypto and the darknet to grind its gears and get the proper stuff. Pimp MF will sort the ho.

We'll probably have 2 beers and go to bed early. The thought would have been there though, and it's the thought that counts.

Or Mrs Elbow could get us all mashed on iv ket.

i'm thinking more herbal tea, my new Iain Banks novel and swinging in a hammick....

That's barely blow and ho! There's blow and ho, or what we actually want to do.

Bike ride on a sunny day with no traffic and good cafes?

hopkinb

thistle_ said:

hopkinb said:

MattFalle said:

hopkinb said:

MattFalle said:

E-man

Stuff it


Withdraw everything from every account you have. Sell everything except your own stuff.

A week on proper posh ho and blow is what you need - nay, deserve.

Remember - its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

I can sort the blow. I just need 24-48 hours for the crypto and the darknet to grind its gears and get the proper stuff. Pimp MF will sort the ho.

We'll probably have 2 beers and go to bed early. The thought would have been there though, and it's the thought that counts.

Or Mrs Elbow could get us all mashed on iv ket.

i'm thinking more herbal tea, my new Iain Banks novel and swinging in a hammick....

That's barely blow and ho! There's blow and ho, or what we actually want to do.

Bike ride on a sunny day with no traffic and good cafes?

Yep. Or just a nice sit down on a bench when you're out with the dog..

hopkinb

Do you know what? Football is fcuking sh1t. Especially the tedious sub Clarkson moronic cnuts that present it.

It can fcuk off, and when it's fcuked off, it can fcuk off a bit further. Or, at the very least, someone can kill Alan fcuking Shearer.

veronese68

oxoman said:

V what tyres are you running, yet to have a proper p yet with mine in over 3 yrs. Did lose one in the early days but wouldn't have mattered if it was tubed it would have been a write off. Like somebody had slashed it with a Stanley knife.

Panaracer Gravel King, not very gravelly I think it's just the word of the moment. 32mm quite slick and feel reasonably quick. Easy to setup tubeless but very fragile, one punctured as I walked past it the other day. Turned it so the hole was lower and it sealed. Tried different sealants, this one seems to spray everywhere until down to about 20psi then seal even with a small hole. That's Mariposa caffelatex which seems to get good reviews, as do the tyres. I think the tyres are sh!t, I can see lots of cuts and there is no puncture protection. The sealant would be ok on the MTB, but not at anything over 40psi. I've got some Vittoria things in the garage I can use for now with tubes, I went a couple of years with no issues now I'm lucky to get a couple of rides.

pinno

seanoconn said:

Late entry to the Peony wars. Can’t believe Pinno’s we’re out before mine 😕

Yeah - and they're suffering in this bloody windy cold.

But the honeysuckle is surviving. Dunno why but it smells best in the late evening. You walk out of the back door and the fragrance hits you in a way those girls in Newport's car parks don't.

pinno

@veronese68

Vittoria's with Latex tubes. It works.

Wheelspinner

veronese68 said:

oxoman said:

V what tyres are you running, yet to have a proper p yet with mine in over 3 yrs. Did lose one in the early days but wouldn't have mattered if it was tubed it would have been a write off. Like somebody had slashed it with a Stanley knife.

Panaracer Gravel King, not very gravelly I think it's just the word of the moment. 32mm quite slick and feel reasonably quick. Easy to setup tubeless but very fragile, one punctured as I walked past it the other day. Turned it so the hole was lower and it sealed. Tried different sealants, this one seems to spray everywhere until down to about 20psi then seal even with a small hole. That's Mariposa caffelatex which seems to get good reviews, as do the tyres. I think the tyres are sh!t, I can see lots of cuts and there is no puncture protection. The sealant would be ok on the MTB, but not at anything over 40psi. I've got some Vittoria things in the garage I can use for now with tubes, I went a couple of years with no issues now I'm lucky to get a couple of rides.

I gave up on tubeless on the MTB for same reasons. The only real hazard round here is bits of boxthorn bush, which are very sharp and hard. They leave a 1mm hole and the sealants I tried won’t even fix that, just make a mess.

At least tubes I can fix and keep riding.

Stevo_666

hopkinb said:

Do you know what? Football is fcuking censored . Especially the tedious sub Clarkson moronic cnuts that present it.

It can fcuk off, and when it's fcuked off, it can fcuk off a bit further. Or, at the very least, someone can kill Alan fcuking Shearer.

You're not Scottish are you H3?

veronese68

hopkinb said:

Do you know what? Football is fcuking censored ...

I'd missed that whilst rambling about tyres. Can't say I disagree. I was laughing at the chorus of phucktards at the pub down the road on Sunday. They couldn't ,amage a song with more than one word in it. In-ger-land, In-ger-land, In-ger-land, repeated ad infinitum was popular, as was Vindaloo, Vindaloo, Vindaloo. There was another one with more words but by the end of the second line they'd lost their place and started going even more la-la. At least the rugby fans know the words to a few songs.

hopkinb

Loving a spot of rocket man.

Football is just shyyte. It always was.

hopkinb

We was, they was, we did, they did. It's a pretend existence for people with no brains.

hopkinb

Ducks.

pinno

oxoman said:

V68 Given your huge deep pockets I'd look at these.
https://thecycleclinic.co.uk/products/copy-of-irc-serac-cx-sand-and-serac-cx-sand-x-guard-tubeless-tyre
Or have a word with Malc and see if he recommends anything better.

Eeek.

https://www.merlincycles.com/vittoria-zaffiro-pro-control-g20-folding-road-tyre-700c-205795.html?utm_source=PHG&utm_medium=AffiliateMarketing&utm_campaign=phg-GB&ucpo=132098&source=PHG

x 2 plus latex x 2 = iro £35

I take it your wobbles VN aren't very far so those ^ bad boys might not roll as good as say Pave but they're a snip really.
Great service from Merlin.
Have bought Vittoria's from them before. They seem to be best priced. Must buy them in bulk.

pinno

Bumped into my old Physics teacher and he said he was doing up an MGGT. Will go see,
I was sure he was a good physics teacher.

elbowloh

hopkinb said:

Do you know what? Football is fcuking censored . Especially the tedious sub Clarkson moronic cnuts that present it.

It can fcuk off, and when it's fcuked off, it can fcuk off a bit further. Or, at the very least, someone can kill Alan fcuking Shearer.

Did a bigger kid take your ball down the park?

hopkinb

elbowloh said:

hopkinb said:

Do you know what? Football is fcuking censored . Especially the tedious sub Clarkson moronic cnuts that present it.

It can fcuk off, and when it's fcuked off, it can fcuk off a bit further. Or, at the very least, someone can kill Alan fcuking Shearer.

Did a bigger kid take your ball down the park?

Hah. 😀

Nope, just watched it last night for first time in ages. Boring.

elbowloh

hopkinb said:

elbowloh said:

hopkinb said:

Do you know what? Football is fcuking censored . Especially the tedious sub Clarkson moronic cnuts that present it.

It can fcuk off, and when it's fcuked off, it can fcuk off a bit further. Or, at the very least, someone can kill Alan fcuking Shearer.

Did a bigger kid take your ball down the park?

Hah. 😀

Nope, just watched it last night for first time in ages. Boring.

Spain v Sweden? Yeah, Sweden made sure it was a bore draw.

Some of the games have even entertaining: Nederlands v Ukraine and Scotland v Republica Czechs, even Italy are playing entertaining football

seanoconn

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Late entry to the Peony wars. Can’t believe Pinno’s we’re out before mine 😕

Yeah - and they're suffering in this bloody windy cold.

But the honeysuckle is surviving. Dunno why but it smells best in the late evening. You walk out of the back door and the fragrance hits you in a way those girls in Newport's car parks don't.

Had a walk in Windsor great park couple of weeks back and this Rhododendron


Was the best damn thing I’ve ever smelt, Like sweet sexy tobacco. I’m sure it would take nicely to your garden.

seanoconn

hopkinb said:

Do you know what? Football is fcuking censored . Especially the tedious sub Clarkson moronic cnuts that present it.

It can fcuk off, and when it's fcuked off, it can fcuk off a bit further. Or, at the very least, someone can kill Alan fcuking Shearer.

You’re not one of those lady men that doesn’t like football are you?

seanoconn

elbowloh said:

hopkinb said:

Do you know what? Football is fcuking censored . Especially the tedious sub Clarkson moronic cnuts that present it.

It can fcuk off, and when it's fcuked off, it can fcuk off a bit further. Or, at the very least, someone can kill Alan fcuking Shearer.

Did a bigger kid take your ball down the park?

I had my ball taken by bigger kids, got tied to a fence and pelted with stones when I was 13. Ahh, the joys of youth.

seanoconn

pinno said:

Bumped into my old Physics teacher and he said he was doing up an MGGT. Will go see,
I was sure he was a good physics teacher.

One of your old teachers is still alive! 😧

pinno

seanoconn said:

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

Late entry to the Peony wars. Can’t believe Pinno’s we’re out before mine 😕

Yeah - and they're suffering in this bloody windy cold.

But the honeysuckle is surviving. Dunno why but it smells best in the late evening. You walk out of the back door and the fragrance hits you in a way those girls in Newport's car parks don't.

Had a walk in Windsor great park couple of weeks back and this Rhododendron


Was the best damn thing I’ve ever smelt, Like sweet sexy tobacco. I’m sure it would take nicely to your garden.

I have enough Rhododendron



my Ygelia Floridensis is coming into flower

veronese68

oxoman said:

V68 Given your huge deep pockets I'd look at these.
https://thecycleclinic.co.uk/products/copy-of-irc-serac-cx-sand-and-serac-cx-sand-x-guard-tubeless-tyre
Or have a word with Malc and see if he recommends anything better.

pinno said:

Eeek.

https://www.merlincycles.com/vittoria-zaffiro-pro-control-g20-folding-road-tyre-700c-205795.html?utm_source=PHG&utm_medium=AffiliateMarketing&utm_campaign=phg-GB&ucpo=132098&source=PHG

x 2 plus latex x 2 = iro £35

I take it your wobbles VN aren't very far so those ^ bad boys might not roll as good as say Pave but they're a snip really.
Great service from Merlin.
Have bought Vittoria's from them before. They seem to be best priced. Must buy them in bulk.

Thanks both. Eek indeed, unfortunately pockets not very deep and arms are shorter still. I could be a sweaty.
Wobbles are not very far at the moment, I should start donig a few longer rides but the wrist does still get uncomfortable after a while. Need to MTFU I suspect. I'll stick the tyres I got in the garage on, they have a long name with lots of words. I stupidly clicked the wrong size when ordering on my phone so they won't fit with muduards, but hopefully we'll have a summer so it won't be too much of an issue. Might try some latex tubes though.