The Great Bottom Rank Off

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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,697
    Joined June 2011.

    I was in hospital using a bad 3G reception, as I recall.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    More rankings to follow, should shake things up a bit. Although they’ll have to wait till I’m back at work Monday. I don’t rank for free!

    You're such a ranker Seano.
    Thanks mate 👍 The next ranking is looking good for you but maybe not so good for MF.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,605
    MattFalle said:

    For rank's sake.

    If that's how it's going to be I'm going home to rank myself in private.

    If you only rank at work you might get caught.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,089
    seanoconn said:

    More rankings to follow, should shake things up a bit. Although they’ll have to wait till I’m back at work Monday. I don’t rank for free!

    Stop ranking it up.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,605
    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    More rankings to follow, should shake things up a bit. Although they’ll have to wait till I’m back at work Monday. I don’t rank for free!

    Stop ranking it up.
    More concerning is that someone pays him to rank.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,089
    Is he a high ranking ranker?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • me-109
    me-109 Posts: 1,915
    Up town top ranking (for the older generation that one)
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    Is he a high ranking ranker?

    the rankingest
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    seanoconn said:

    A recent post by homers double (mentioning UKMB forum) led to a quick bit of research.....

    Turns out homers double is the most senior, king of the hill, top of the pops bracketeer with a join date of April 2003! Closely followed by orraloon.

    2009 was the vintage though.

    I thought this was going to be a version of the "big girls" thread

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,692
    And why the name change, did someone complain, was it flagged due to confusion?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    Rankings Rankings Rankings....

    Stay tuned...
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    edited February 2021
    Rankings by post count

    As of last week, close tallies updated...

    1: Stevo 43,686 scintillating posts. A tour de force of posting brilliance and a truly dedicated bottom bracket legend. Recurring themes, Strifey, Tory aryan supermen are our masters, hounds, panzer and pinching the pennies.

    2: Pinno 40,000* Old school Bottom Bracket irreverent legend and our beloved leader. Recurring themes, toots, making playing with Lego sound important, saving the planet.

    3: V68 23,311. What a guy, I doubt anyone could have a bad word to say about V, top, bloke, helpful and I’d be proud to have him as a dad or husband. Recurring themes, traditional late starts, deers, complaining about staff and computer systems.

    What a great podium, the forum would be a much darker place without them. 👏👏🥳

    Now for the also rans...

    4: TLW1 18,729

    5: Bally 14,602

    6: sungod 13,108

    7: Lincolndave 8,791 (prolific!)

    8: oxoman 8, 676

    9: Ben 8,043

    10: orraloon 7,359

    11: Homers double 6,663 (poor show for 20 years, needs to to stop having a life)

    12: seano 6,538

    13: dhl 6,362

    14; hopkin 5,959

    16: wheelspinner 4,952

    17: thistle 4,470

    18: secret Sam 4,588

    19: step 3,964

    20: elbow 3,623

    21:webbo 3,078

    22: MF 1,522 (prolific!)

    23: me-109 1,354

    24: lowest of the low and scraping the barrel is johngti with 967

    😅

    * Could have been top of the leaderboard if his posts and heart weren’t ripped out of the big girls thread.


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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    >40,000 posts is incredible! :D
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  • I remember reading about a girl who had "life will find a way" tattooed somewhere.

    She thought its was deep and meaningful until someone told her to watch Jurassic Park
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  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    seanoconn said:

    Rankings by post count

    As of last week, close tallies updated...

    1: Stevo 43,686 scintillating posts. A tour de force of posting brilliance and a truly dedicated bottom bracket legend. Recurring themes, Strifey, Tory aryan supermen are our masters, hounds, panzer and pinching the pennies.

    2: Pinno 40,000* Old school Bottom Bracket irreverent legend and our beloved leader. Recurring themes, toots, making playing with Lego sound important, saving the planet.

    3: V68 23,311. What a guy, I doubt anyone could have a bad word to say about V, top, bloke, helpful and I’d be proud to have him as a dad or husband. Recurring themes, traditional late starts, deers, complaining about staff and computer systems.

    What a great podium, the forum would be a much darker place without them. 👏👏🥳

    Now for the also rans...

    4: TLW1 18,729

    5: Bally 14,602

    6: sungod 13,108

    7: Lincolndave 8,791 (prolific!)

    8: oxoman 8, 676

    9: Ben 8,043

    10: orraloon 7,359

    11: Homers double 6,663 (poor show for 20 years, needs to to stop having a life)

    12: seano 6,538

    13: dhl 6,362

    14; hopkin 5,959

    16: wheelspinner 4,952

    17: thistle 4,470

    18: secret Sam 4,588

    19: step 3,964

    20: elbow 3,623

    21:webbo 3,078

    22: MF 1,522 (prolific!)

    23: me-109 1,354

    24: lowest of the low and scraping the barrel is johngti with 967

    😅

    * Could have been top of the leaderboard if his posts and heart weren’t ripped out of the big girls thread.


    At least I’m on the table now! You watch, I’ll be over 1000 soon now. Mark my words!!
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    I used to post on the daily thread when recovering from shoulder surgery. I stopped because it made my life look more boring than it is and I didn’t think that was possible.
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    webboo said:

    I used to post on the daily thread when recovering from shoulder surgery. I stopped because it made my life look more boring than it is and I didn’t think that was possible.

    Haven't even started scratching the surface of how boring my life is yet...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,605
    seanoconn said:

    Rankings by post count

    As of last week, close tallies updated...

    1: Stevo 43,686 scintillating posts. A tour de force of posting brilliance and a truly dedicated bottom bracket legend. Recurring themes, Strifey, Tory aryan supermen are our masters, hounds, panzer and pinching the pennies.

    2: Pinno 40,000* Old school Bottom Bracket irreverent legend and our beloved leader. Recurring themes, toots, making playing with Lego sound important, saving the planet.

    3: V68 23,311. What a guy, I doubt anyone could have a bad word to say about V, top, bloke, helpful and I’d be proud to have him as a dad or husband. Recurring themes, traditional late starts, deers, complaining about staff and computer systems.

    What a great podium, the forum would be a much darker place without them. 👏👏🥳

    Now for the also rans...

    4: TLW1 18,729

    5: Bally 14,602

    6: sungod 13,108

    7: Lincolndave 8,791 (prolific!)

    8: oxoman 8, 676

    9: Ben 8,043

    10: orraloon 7,359

    11: Homers double 6,663 (poor show for 20 years, needs to to stop having a life)

    12: seano 6,538

    13: dhl 6,362

    14; hopkin 5,959

    16: wheelspinner 4,952

    17: thistle 4,470

    18: secret Sam 4,588

    19: step 3,964

    20: elbow 3,623

    21:webbo 3,078

    22: MF 1,522 (prolific!)

    23: me-109 1,354

    24: lowest of the low and scraping the barrel is johngti with 967

    😅

    * Could have been top of the leaderboard if his posts and heart weren’t ripped out of the big girls thread.


    * Do you know how many posts I lost when they binned the Big Girls thread? It'll take Pinno a year or so of posting shyte to lawfully take the lead :) . That said, he did It once....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,089
    Deduct your word game word count Stevo...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,692
    webboo said:

    I used to post on the daily thread when recovering from shoulder surgery. I stopped because it made my life look more boring than it is and I didn’t think that was possible.

    My life really is as boring as the post count indicates, especially at the moment.
    I need to up the biscuit related content of my posts.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Prolific.

    MF gets one word.

    FFS.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    MattFalle said:

    Prolific.

    MF gets one word.

    FFS.

    I can definitely see at least one of the MF’s in a podium place for post averages rankings 👍
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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Doesn't matter. Too late now.

    prolific.

    ffs.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    I can’t wax lyrical about 22nd place! Give me something to work with ffs
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    I have posted umpteen nuggets of joy and enlightenment.

    there must be something useful in there.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    prolific. fuckingprolific. you make me sound like a shoplifter.

    ffs.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    MattFalle said:

    prolific. fuckingprolific. you make me sound like a shoplifter.

    ffs.

    Serial flasher
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    edited February 2021
    MattFalle said:

    prolific. fuckingprolific. you make me sound like a shoplifter.

    ffs.

    I was trying to sound encouraging. This isn’t post quality rankings.

    If the MF’s don’t behave they could be stripped of all rank and forced to March naked into cake stop to clean the floor with their toothbrush!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,605
    pinno said:

    Deduct your word game word count Stevo...

    Why? Beats a lot of your posts on quality of content :p
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    seanoconn said:

    MattFalle said:

    prolific. fuckingprolific. you make me sound like a shoplifter.

    ffs.

    I was trying to sound encouraging. This isn’t post quality rankings.

    If the MF’s don’t behave they could be stripped of all rank and forced to March naked into cake stop to clean the floor with their toothbrush!
    again?

    Oh well, I've done worse for less.

    Prolific.

    ffs.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.