Monday, Are we already for this!

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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129

    Looks pretty good. Is that a bowling green over the back fence? Looks huge

    Yeah. Bowls club. Noisy b@ggers in summer. Better than being overlooked though, and if you're not in a seafront paradise like you, that's a plus!

    We've had to fight them applying every other week for a 2 a.m. license for the clubhouse mind you. No-one minds normal pub hours; they've been there nearly as long as the houses, but they built a new clubhouse (and the new houses in the background) and want to hire it out for "functions".
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    Pic of the bi-folds from the old house

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    I liked your 'old house' TLW.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    hopkinb said:

    Lil fukkah climbed 180 cm vertical fence.

    You have to hand it to him.
    It's a Vole. Tail is too short for a mouse and the nose is too stubby.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497

    Bolle safety specs for £7 as usual. Wfh tomorrow so a bit of a lie in and a decent breakfast.

    Have you tried the yellow lens one's for anti dazzling headlights and bad light? They're very good.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    pinno said:

    hopkinb said:

    Lil fukkah climbed 180 cm vertical fence.

    You have to hand it to him.
    It's a Vole. Tail is too short for a mouse and the nose is too stubby.
    Mrs H³ loves you. She's been saying vole. Ive been saying voles are water loving critters. There's 2 of the buggers. They're bound to procreate.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    pinno said:

    I liked your 'old house' TLW.

    And I wouldn’t be getting quotes for the next lot of renovations if I had stayed there 🙄
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    hopkinb said:

    hopkinb said:

    MattFalle said:

    Is that your crib at the other end with the massive open bi-fold doors?

    Yep. Though massive ain't the word. Let me see if I can find a picture.
    I think Mrs H³ is suitably unrecognisable.



    Looks well pukka lush. Am liking the outdoor soft furnishings. Top work that man.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    hopkinb said:

    And here's what it looked like before.



    Yeah - as per WS: be that a bowling green?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

    MattFalle said:

    hopkinb said:

    MattFalle said:



    its not unfortunately but it is like one of those posh middle class chalet things - 2" wood thick walls, double glazing,

    Authentic middle class home office here. No wood, steel and glass and insulation. Air conditioning. Me? I get the box room. Though she did actually pay for this.





    Now that’s sweeeet.

    Can the MF in V’s garage move into there please? We feel he’s going a bit feral where he is.

    Only if the fokker tidies up before he goes.


    Ooh, Stevo's lookalike just appeared on the tellybox
    He’s just dropped a line to say it’s a kind offer but he’s happy where he is. Sorry

    😐

    #apologies
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle said:

    hopkinb said:

    And here's what it looked like before.



    Yeah - as per WS: be that a bowling green?
    It was until all the rubble went over the fence.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    hopkinb said:

    elbowloh said:

    hopkinb said:

    MattFalle said:

    hopkinb said:

    Lil fukkah climbed 180 cm vertical fence.

    little fukkah needs to find an electric fence at the top.
    What i need is one of those catapults my mates had that I always wanted. A black widow. Bag of ball bearings.
    I had one of those. God knows where I got it from at the age of about 12.
    Ooh, you lucky censored ! With the arm brace? 3 of my mates had one. They used to go "shooting squirrels". Judging by the times I was allowed to come along, I think they had the same hit rate as my dog. Lots of noise, no success.
    Yeah, thats the one. Thinking back, i think i might have swapped something to get it off a lad at school. I never shot anything with it though, well nothing living.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    hopkinb said:

    pinno said:

    hopkinb said:

    Lil fukkah climbed 180 cm vertical fence.

    You have to hand it to him.
    It's a Vole. Tail is too short for a mouse and the nose is too stubby.
    Mrs H³ loves you. She's been saying vole. Ive been saying voles are water loving critters. There's 2 of the buggers. They're bound to procreate.
    Well of course she does.

    There are Field Voles (very short tail - Jack the cat can testify), Water voles and Bank voles. Looks like a Bank vole.



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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:

    I liked your 'old house' TLW.

    And I wouldn’t be getting quotes for the next lot of renovations if I had stayed there 🙄
    More! What now?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    elbowloh said:

    hopkinb said:

    MattFalle said:

    hopkinb said:

    Lil fukkah climbed 180 cm vertical fence.

    little fukkah needs to find an electric fence at the top.
    What i need is one of those catapults my mates had that I always wanted. A black widow. Bag of ball bearings.
    I had one of those. God knows where I got it from at the age of about 12.
    I had one and kept it for whatever reason.

    Gave it to the kids and it broke in about 4 mins. Which was a great excuse to buy another one along with exploding targets 😎
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    pinno said:

    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:

    I liked your 'old house' TLW.

    And I wouldn’t be getting quotes for the next lot of renovations if I had stayed there 🙄
    More! What now?
    Some of the older windows, bi-fold doors in the kitchen, the laundry, snug, boiler room sorting and the back yard (original plan of Indian stone shelved due to hideous quote)
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    pinno said:

    hopkinb said:

    pinno said:

    hopkinb said:

    Lil fukkah climbed 180 cm vertical fence.

    You have to hand it to him.
    It's a Vole. Tail is too short for a mouse and the nose is too stubby.
    Mrs H³ loves you. She's been saying vole. Ive been saying voles are water loving critters. There's 2 of the buggers. They're bound to procreate.
    Well of course she does.

    There are Field Voles (very short tail - Jack the cat can testify), Water voles and Bank voles. Looks like a Bank vole.



    She said bank vole. I'm going to book her a ticket to Stranraer to come and spread our London covid. I was with V man, and the MFs. Mouse.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129

    MattFalle said:

    hopkinb said:

    And here's what it looked like before.



    Yeah - as per WS: be that a bowling green?
    It was until all the rubble went over the fence.
    All got turned into hardcore for under the paving and deck.

    #Hulksmash
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Rattus rattus. Small one. The family are nearby. As ever. Enjoy.

    PS Licenced killer here, knowadmean? Double 0 oh oh hang on let me check me card...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Have you thought about the much less expensive stone cladding, sometimes referred to 'Veneer'?

    https://www.decarockstone.com/gallery/
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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    hopkinb said:

    pinno said:

    hopkinb said:

    pinno said:

    hopkinb said:

    Lil fukkah climbed 180 cm vertical fence.

    You have to hand it to him.
    It's a Vole. Tail is too short for a mouse and the nose is too stubby.
    Mrs H³ loves you. She's been saying vole. Ive been saying voles are water loving critters. There's 2 of the buggers. They're bound to procreate.
    Well of course she does.

    There are Field Voles (very short tail - Jack the cat can testify), Water voles and Bank voles. Looks like a Bank vole.



    She said bank vole. I'm going to book her a ticket to Stranraer to come and spread our London covid. I was with V man, and the MFs. Mouse.
    Tail too long for vole though?

    Either way. I see more than 2. Rat man he come and kick those rats.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Had to temporarily abandon plans to insulate and put a lining on the shed halfway through. Events have overtaken us and I've had to fill it up with crap from the house. looks like it's on hold until the spring when I'll get a second smaller tool shed, put the crap in there and finally finish the job of making it into the office, bike workshop / turbo space.
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  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    edited January 2021
    pinno said:


    There are Field Voles (very short tail - Jack the cat can testify), Water voles and Bank voles.

    60 mins on gas mark 5 for all three.

  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Water voles (ratty in wind in the willows) are pretty rare. Only seen one in the wild, near Winchester.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    edited January 2021
    Filet of vole... Okay but for the fact that you'd need 200 of them to feed a family.
    Water Voles are on the decline.

    ...and so are Owls. Voles: Owl food.
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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Looks too big for a mouse to me.


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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    I'm with 'loon. Calling the exterminators tomorrow, though if we keep laying on the bird food, it'll be difficult to keep them away.

    https://images.app.goo.gl/nLzGBJsxFdaZ1GT38
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,711
    Ha! You want critters? We have millions of rabbits, possums, potoroos, pademelons, bandicoots, blue-tongue lizards, some mice, some rats, echidnas, the occasional wallaby, a snake or two, and all sorts of birds from wrens to sea-eagles hanging about here...

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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078

    Ha! You want critters? We have millions of rabbits, possums, potoroos, pademelons, bandicoots, blue-tongue lizards, some mice, some rats, echidnas, the occasional wallaby, a snake or two, and all sorts of birds from wrens to sea-eagles hanging about here...

    I'd love that. I've got squirrels and some brazen foxes.

    At the old place we had den under the shed, so I set up a trail camera

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    hopkinb said:

    I'm with 'loon. Calling the exterminators tomorrow, though if we keep laying on the bird food, it'll be difficult to keep them away.

    https://images.app.goo.gl/nLzGBJsxFdaZ1GT38

    Why if they're not damaging property?

    #senseless
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