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The "covid's not so bad relatively, if you think about it" conversation triggered a memory of the last line of this... Love it.
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Lol brilliant.kingstongraham said:The "covid's not so bad relatively, if you think about it" conversation triggered a memory of the last line of this... Love it.
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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]2 -
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I don't see the Brexit thread dropping off the page anytime soon. Or for the next 10 years probably.Stevo_666 said:0 -
Maybe not but some people may find they are arguing with themselves after a while.shortfall said:
I don't see the Brexit thread dropping off the page anytime soon. Or for the next 10 years probably.Stevo_666 said:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
What about a 'Brexit - Told You So' thread?0
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Because they haven't been doing that for 5 years and 1600 pages........Stevo_666 said:0 -
Fair point.shortfall said:
Because they haven't been doing that for 5 years and 1600 pages........Stevo_666 said:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Apologies for poor rendering, it was sent to me that way.0 -
Boris: Tier 5 it is then.
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Classic Red Dwarf scene, that is. Worth pasting the vid for thatkingstongraham said:Boris: Tier 5 it is then.
https://youtu.be/81W8tG3wH_4"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
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I'm surprised I've only just heard of this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRIdtMlqwNA&ab_channel=JoshPieters%26ArchieManners
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
If someone wants to fly me to Prague, give me fine wine and a room at the Four Seasons (hotel not landscaping) and let me talk bollocks, and the downside is they call me a cunt - I'm in.0
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I just read somewhere that Leeds Utd players have been fined under covid rules for making a pointless journey to Crawley.3
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One for the Lego enthusiasts on here, a new release
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Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!""I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]1 -
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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Assuming there'll be any pubs still trading by June!0
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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0